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have any good prank ideas?

I'll feel disappointed in myself if I go through the year without pulling any pranks.

The only thing me and my friend thought of was spilling tampons soaked in tomato juice all over the floor and/or men's restroom. I'm not sure if that'd get us out of school at all though. I also liked the rat prank that I saw somewhere on this page.

have any other ideas?
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I only have one really sick one:

Storing "reproductive fluids" in a bag, until it's full. Then, go to someone you hate, and when they're not looking, put it in their bookbag.
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I have a lot of those. I can't talk about all of them here, though; instant message me. (They're not illegal, but I still can't post them publicly.)
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reproductive fluids, oh gosh. haha I've gotta ask: have you actually tried this?

gosset, I just pmed you Biggrin
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Hayley44 Wrote:reproductive fluids, oh gosh. haha I've gotta ask: have you actually tried this?

LOL, no, I'd be to afraid of the consequences.

But I have to admit, it's hilarious to imagine getting the response it would get!
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Cosbydaf Wrote:LOL, no, I'd be to afraid of the consequences.

But I have to admit, it's hilarious to imagine getting the response it would get!

haha It would be. Now I want to try it some time.

but that reminds me of this time my brother and some of his friends took a condom, filled it with lotion, and put it on the doorknob of his friend's boss' house. the boss guy deserved it, because he was a real jerk (even banned me from his restaurant just for knowing my brother's friend)
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how does the condom filled with lotion work?
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Hayley44 Wrote:
Cosbydaf Wrote:LOL, no, I'd be to afraid of the consequences.

But I have to admit, it's hilarious to imagine getting the response it would get!

haha It would be. Now I want to try it some time.

but that reminds me of this time my brother and some of his friends took a condom, filled it with lotion, and put it on the doorknob of his friend's boss' house. the boss guy deserved it, because he was a real jerk (even banned me from his restaurant just for knowing my brother's friend)

Haha, that's so weird, it's hilarious!
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youvebeenthunderstruck Wrote:how does the condom filled with lotion work?
err... you take a condom, and you fill it with lotion?

(sorry, not quite sure what you're asking)

Cosbydaf Wrote:Haha, that's so weird, it's hilarious!

yeah I don't know what inspired them to come up with that one Razz
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I know of the best prank you can pull.

Simply do not show up at school.
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Hayley44 Wrote:
youvebeenthunderstruck Wrote:how does the condom filled with lotion work?
err... you take a condom, and you fill it with lotion?

(sorry, not quite sure what you're asking)

Cosbydaf Wrote:Haha, that's so weird, it's hilarious!

yeah I don't know what inspired them to come up with that one Razz

So, did they like, take it and tie onto the door knob so you would have to grab it to open the door?
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AfreakingMEN. oh how I wish I could pull that ingenious prank tomorrow.
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Cosbydaf Wrote:So, did they like, take it and tie onto the door knob so you would have to grab it to open the door?

something like that. I didn't hear the details of it but I think that's what they did.
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if someone leaves tahtere locker open or you know teh code.... pi in a cup and have it leanign over, so taht when tehy open it it will spill all over them, or shove A TON of gay porn in thieri ft he yare a guy and lesbian porn if tehy are girl, but make sure you do it aat a time where the next time they open it everyone will see.

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Cosbydaf Wrote:I only have one really sick one:

Storing "reproductive fluids" in a bag, until it's full. Then, go to someone you hate, and when they're not looking, put it in their bookbag.

I did that in 9th grade except I poured my fluids all over the person I hated.

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DAYUM!!

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
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Since the principal had a crush on my mom I only got suspended for 3 days.

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lol

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The container was filled with piss, dog feces and ketchup (3 days old). I took alot of time to plan this because I hated this guy that much.

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OWCH

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I mean once you have the condom filled what are you supposed to do with it?
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throw it out.......

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Heart of shadows Wrote:
Cosbydaf Wrote:I only have one really sick one:

Storing "reproductive fluids" in a bag, until it's full. Then, go to someone you hate, and when they're not looking, put it in their bookbag.

I did that in 9th grade except I poured my fluids all over the person I hated.

LOL, awesome!

I did a prank today, sort of.

This moron chick was bothering me with the whole "OMG I Luv u even tho ur a nerd lolz" and she gave me her phone number.

So naturally, I decided to have my own fun, by going to the bathroom stall and leaving the paper with her phone number on it for anyone to take on that metal box they keep toilet paper in. I also found a piece of paper on the ground with someone's e-mail on it, so I put that there too.

ROFL, she'll getting some calls alright!
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My best ones are as follows however they all require a bit of time to 'install'
The first one up is a diet coke and Mentos bobby trap sprayer.. The first step is naturally to purchase (or steal if that your thing) some diet coke, mentos, nut (or metal objet that can fit cleanly in the neck of a bottel), tape and a magnet. Then you drill a hole in the top of a spare cap (you dont want the coke to lose carbonation) to create a nozzel. You then tie the string to the magnet. Once ready to set trap you remove the cap and place the magnet on the outside of the bottle neck (see image) and drop in the nut. the magnet should grab and hold the nut in place. You then place a mento ontop of the nut. Replace the cap with the nozzel cap and screw on tight. Then mount the bottle in the way you want it to spray. Then take the other end of the string and tape it to a door or somthing. When the door is opened it pulls the magnet free droping the nut and therefor the mento causing the reaction to take place spraying everywhere.
See the image below for what it should look like and what it looks like in the finished states
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After that we have somthing that takes a little more time. Get a mason jar that you can break without getting in trouble. Fill with eggs and other dairy. Secure top TIGHT and then melt wax around the edges just to make sure. Leave in high heat environment for a few months. When you think that the proprer time has come to unleashe you weapon of mas stinking build a stand with pull legs. See image. Set up in desired location (must be high enough for the jar to break). Tie off the trip cord like in the above image. DO NOT BE AROUND WHEN IT GOES OFF. YOU WILL PUKE.
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thats all anything more pottenet/exciting than that would include fire and or explosions

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ahaha I love your diagrams Razz
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thx Razz

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AUSOME.... Mwahaha

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darthmat Wrote:throw it out.......


Laugh
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my friends and i are going to make coloured smoke bombs and stock them up, and on the last day set them off, simple

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therenagadeoffunk Wrote:my friends and i are going to make coloured smoke bombs and stock them up, and on the last day set them off, simple

yet effective Razz


I wish you luck with that. The building will look really rad filled with coloured smoke. maybe they'll think it's a fire and let everyone out early.
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