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English Log

At school today we had to answer the teachers questions about what we "learned" in English so far this year. I saved it so thought it would be funny to post it here Smile
My answers are in bold.

Log document Wrote:Explain what kind of learner you are - how do you learn best?

By talking to people.

How do you prepare for tests and work with assignments?

I don’t do any of that.

What can you do in order to improve your learning?

Talk to more people.


What do you think your teacher can do in order to help you become a better student?

Stay the hell away from me.

"HOW TO BE A GOOD STUDENT OF ENGLISH"
1.What did I learn from this unit?

Nothing.

2.How did I learn this?

See the above question.

3. Self-assessment. Keywords: work effort, achievements and areas with room for improvement.

There is no room for improvement.

4. If unit is graded: how do you feel about your grade? Remember to give reasons for your arguments.

.......

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09-11-2007 10:26 PM
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lol! did you get a respone from anyone about that?????????

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I didn't deliver it in yet, we all wrote in Word, and saved the document. I wonder what the teacher's reaction will be, he's not used to these kinds of responses Mwahaha

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09-11-2007 10:34 PM
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lol, you should make them really long, and boring.

and then at the end of everything, at the bottom of the page, you shoudl say,

"now trry reading all of that boring information that you will never retain let alone use in your life, and do it everyday, thankyou for wasting my time."

or something along the lines of that. teehee.

i love doing these things.

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I would, but I can't really write any long responses to those questions, always "nothing" or "I don't know" or something short like that.
I can't really have any "good" answers for questions like that, for I have never done any work at school Biggrin (which the questions are about)

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Hahahah, that's awesome
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Mwahaha
He might take offence at the "stay the hell away from me" thing though Razz

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SoulRiser Wrote:Mwahaha
He might take offence at the "stay the hell away from me" thing though Razz

That is the intention Smile

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Laugh
Lulz to the 500000th power.

woah dude
dude woah
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thats nice Biggrin
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NICE

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Aha, nice.

I honestly think one reason why my school let me out was because the faculty was tired of getting responses like those from me Laugh .

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Re: English Log

I think it's better when you actually answer the questions rather than saying you can't. I answered everything here to give you an idea of what I meant.
Log document Wrote:Explain what kind of learner you are - how do you learn best?

I am a divine learner; I learn by talking to people.

How do you prepare for tests and work with assignments?

Sleep

What can you do in order to improve your learning?

Talk to more people.

What do you think your teacher can do in order to help you become a better student?

Stay the hell away from me.

"HOW TO BE A GOOD STUDENT OF ENGLISH"
1.What did I learn from this unit?

Nothing.

2.How did I learn this?

Slowly.

3. Self-assessment. Keywords: work effort, achievements and areas with room for improvement.

There is no room for improvement.

4. If unit is graded: how do you feel about your grade? Remember to give reasons for your arguments.

My grade is too high considering that I don't know English. All of the people who got lower grades will feel really stupid when I tell them what I got.
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hahaha!! i love the answers that yall put! such smartasses... i mean hey, they asked for your honest opinion. didnt they? it cant be wrong if its an opinion

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MY TURN

Log document Wrote:Explain what kind of learner you are - how do you learn best?

By reading

How do you prepare for tests and work with assignments?

Cram it

What can you do in order to improve your learning?
Leaving this place, the educatio nhere sucks.

What do you think your teacher can do in order to help you become a better student?

Stay the hell away from me.

"HOW TO BE A GOOD STUDENT OF ENGLISH"
1.What did I learn from this unit?

I learned a new found hatred for grammar.

2.How did I learn this?

[ VERY QUICKLY AND STORNGLY/b]

3. Self-assessment. Keywords: work effort, achievements and areas with room for improvement.

[b]No improvment necasery.


4. If unit is graded: how do you feel about your grade? Remember to give reasons for your arguments.

Grades dont matter in the real word so i don't care.

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Haha I liked your answers darthmat Laugh

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thx Biggrin

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Ugh. Do not ever get me started on logs. Logs are so utterly, utterly pointless, and only serve to assign 7 days of homework in one assignment. They try to control you in your life.
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