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mothers against peeing standing up

go to this website

http://mapsu.org/

This is not a joke. These people want guys to sit down to pee!!!!! Cuckoo

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hahahaha this was a topic about a year ago. Its fucking insane. Feminist nazis. *cue the Jack Nicholson bathroom seen.
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Cuckoo
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wtf!? Cuckoo
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Quote:Some of you may say, "No, not me! I can pee through a donut from 40 feet above!" Well, mister hand-eye coordination, you are probably one of those people who also never ask for directions.

Don't these cuntbags know how to read a map? Laugh


Quote:Admitting that you have a problem is half the battle. At some point in your life you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it? What has peeing standing up cost me in my life?"

Nothing!


Quote:MYTH #2: "It's a victimless crime."

Fact: Peeing standing up destroys families.

Rofl


Quote:Our goal is to transform the way the world goes to the bathroom by year 2010.

Not gonna happen.
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I remember the old topic about this. Im still kinda WTF after the topic died.
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Pyro Wrote:I remember the old topic about this. Im still kinda WTF after the topic died.

Didnt know there was a old topic
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i'd like to hear a girl's response to this since the mapsu website was likely started by chicks who can't pee standing anyways so they decide to try and force guys to sit down too
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wait, are you sure this is real? i thought i heard once that MAPSU was a parody.
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Rebelnerd Wrote:wait, are you sure this is real? i thought i heard once that MAPSU was a parody.

well it sounds pretty real

oh and here is my response to mapsu: I think that i will remain standing Mwahaha
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Parodies are made to sound pretty close to real. The subtlety is what makes them so wonderful.

Tagged joke.
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DSX goes pee pee standing up. WHAT ARE YOU GUNNA DO ABOUT IT, BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ?!?
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there just jealous...
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Yes, 'tis a joke.
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http://www.snipeme.com/archive.php?year=2005&rant=mapsu
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These people are L.A.M.E Cuckoo Cuckoo
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It's definitely a joke site. I did a whois on their domain and they were listed under parodies in some directory that I can't remember (probably dmoz.org).
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Shadow_5415 Wrote:These people are L.A.M.E Cuckoo Cuckoo

Yes
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Obviously fake, but pretty funny. Smile
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I think there should be like an opposition group. Like guys for chicks standing up.........
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PIMP. Wrote:I think there should be like an opposition group. Like guys for chicks standing up.........
Rofl

and than for posting that Soul.... i might have gone burning things w/o that.....
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What they say is so fucking retarted, that's it hilarious! Laugh Laugh Laugh
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Hate to say it, but I pee sitting down. I'm guessing most of you boys don't clean the bathroom. True? I do, and I hate the smell of stale piss. Please remember: As good at you might be at target shooting, your willy was made for scent marking as well. I will tend to splash a bit.
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TRAITOR!

but what do you do in a nasty public bathroom where the seat is covered in grime and redneck sweat?
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well, they have urinals in public bathrooms. different deal entirely.
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I suppose you guys haven't come across the many websites dedicated to teaching girls how to pee while standing up. Laugh
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HerHipness Wrote:I suppose you guys haven't come across the many websites dedicated to teaching girls how to pee while standing up. Laugh
Ummmmm. Actually I have.
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HerHipness Wrote:I suppose you guys haven't come across the many websites dedicated to teaching girls how to pee while standing up. Laugh
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hey, my sister managed to stand on top of the toilet and piss all the way across and into the sink. and she was only 8!
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Laugh
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