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Do your teacher have any annoying catchphrases?
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Do your teacher have any annoying catchphrases?

I have a teacher that says "HUSH, HUSH, HUSH" every time he wants us to shut up. Yep, every damn time. I feel like my head is going to explode every time he says it. Mad

He has sort of a monotone voice, yet he yells when he says it. It's a really annoying combination.
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My shop teacher last semester, at least twice a day would say

"Hold it down in here!"

most predictable thing ever.

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My shop teacher last semester, at least twice a day would say

"Hold it down in here!"

most predictable thing ever.

Had to move on. Account is dead.
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My shop teacher last semester, at least twice a day would say

"Hold it down in here!"

most predictable thing ever.

Had to move on. Account is dead.
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lol quad post because of laging interwebs and impatience. ironic.

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MY MATH TECHR LIKE U PPL NEED LERN MATH

LOL
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Sc00lh8er24 Wrote:MY MATH TECHR LIKE U PPL NEED LERN MATH

LOL

Honestly, my troll teacher is much better than you.

So please, troll efficiently if you are going to troll.

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"Don't drop my nuts in the saw."

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high school geometry teacher would always say, "I'm mean, cold, and heartless."
One time she got upset (about to cry) about something that I said, and I said, "Why are you upset? I thought you were heartless."

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A long time ago, I had a 4th grade teacher who had a few. "Golden Opportunity" and the even more annoying "No excuses". There are probably a bazillion more, but those are the ones that come to mind.

|55555| Wrote:"Don't drop my nuts in the saw."

LOL WUT?

No seriously, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Do I WANT to know? Laugh

Prince Rilian Wrote:high school geometry teacher would always say, "I'm mean, cold, and heartless."
One time she got upset (about to cry) about something that I said, and I said, "Why are you upset? I thought you were heartless."

PWNED! Those type of teachers really grate me. Even if some of them know how to teach, I wish they'd just shut the hell up.
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AngryCollegeDude Wrote:A long time ago, I had a 4th grade teacher who had a few. "Golden Opportunity" and the even more annoying "No excuses". There are probably a bazillion more, but those are the ones that come to mind.

|55555| Wrote:"Don't drop my nuts in the saw."

LOL WUT?

No seriously, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Do I WANT to know? Laugh

Prince Rilian Wrote:high school geometry teacher would always say, "I'm mean, cold, and heartless."
One time she got upset (about to cry) about something that I said, and I said, "Why are you upset? I thought you were heartless."

PWNED! Those type of teachers really grate me. Even if some of them know how to teach, I wish they'd just shut the hell up.
My woodshop teacher doesn't want us to drop his nuts in one of the saws.

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"Um..."
"Uh."
"So"
^ Basically every teacher I've ever had.
"*Insert four hour speech on the holocaust*"


In the opposite aspect here's some AWESOME catchphrases of teacher's I've had.
"Oh really? ...*Pauses for a couple seconds* Oh yeah!"
"Do not smoke the art supplies."
"The record of stitches needed for an injury in this class is 23. If you hurt yourself; beat the record."
"A stripper makes about $800 a week around here...That can get you through COLLEGE!"

*SPARKLING* *DOUCHEBUCKETS.*
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The only thing I can think of at the top of my head was a health teacher who always said "Hello" as "Heller" like 50 times per day. It doesn't help that she was always talking about "The Secret" and other nonsense.

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One of mine just LOVES to argue that since every teenager is on the "search for individuality", we're all conformists. If you have any sort of inspiration from any culture, your a conformist, etc. It gets pretty annoying.

And last time I checked, conformity is doing anything just because "the crowd" is doing so.
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"Excuse me!"

* Half my teachers say this to get us quiet. It gets annoying.


"5, 4, 3,2,1..."

*Spanish teacher does this to keep us quiet. Actually works.

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Derchin Wrote:"5, 4, 3,2,1..."
Earth below us....
in other words, start singing that song next time she does it.

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STOWP TWALKING!
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