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HOW TO END WAR and lose weight.
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HOW TO END WAR and lose weight.

After years (2mins) of reasearch i have finally found out how to end war. You make an uncompromisable law that states that no man woman or child can give an order to war unless they are the first ones into the battle. So if some idiot president wants to attack another country they have to get a gun and fight in the battle on the front line. If they are unwilling to do so then they cant order the war. So if the president or whatever truly believes that the war is the right and just thing to do then he/she will have no problem risking their lives for it.

But what if our great leader dies who will run the country?

The vice dickhead. Or just hold one of those crappy elections and get a new guy. Its not like theres any shortage of applicants for that job anyway.


I call it the "i hope you got the balls to back up that mouth of yours presidente law of war."

Peace.




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10-11-2007 12:47 PM
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lmfao. I'll sign the bill once you make it
10-12-2007 02:15 AM
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lol i always wondered why people treat the president like some sort of extra-intelligent human. if i killed the president, i should only get sentenced the same as if i killed a regular person. like you said, it's not like there's any shortage of applicants and i'm sure we could find a much better one (me for example Laugh)
10-12-2007 03:52 AM
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That's a brilliant idea. Where do I sign?

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Where do I sign? That sounds like a great idea.
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Great Idea.

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
10-12-2007 10:24 AM
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You know the kings of old used to charge into battle headfirst to fight.
After a while they shifted into the back of their armies.
Now they don't even fight at all.

But nobody should make them, that's for sure. It's not exactly good to make people do anything.

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go pimpi ill vote for it
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Quote:But nobody should make them, that's for sure. It's not exactly good to make people do anything.

They make people fight wars, so as long as they can do that, we should be able to make them go first.

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if u make a bill i will sign it

Telling people to do something without giving a reason compels them to rebel not to obey-Avenger

We need to learn not to be afraid of making mistakes all the time-Avenger

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If I was a leader I'd go first either on the ground like Washington did or in the air like the president in "Independance Day" did

....mind you that I'd be wearing bullet proof armor and looking like Masterchief. Shooting

Not sure if the Old people should have to though... but then again leaders used to be able to "lead" in the dark ages why not now

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