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ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!
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The One Wrote:geh ist "go" im Englisch?
Ich weiss.


I was confused by the weird post 3 above yours.

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02-03-2008 07:51 AM
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haha he tried to use an online translator. They never work. Incorrect sentence structure and such.

"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light."
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02-03-2008 10:16 AM
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Re: ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!

learning german on my own time now, its easier than french

I dont mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am,so thats how it comes out.- bill hicks
03-02-2008 11:50 AM
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Re: ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!

way easier, I can speak it well enough

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03-03-2008 01:20 AM
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Re: ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!

Rofl

OMG, do you guys know how FUNNY this all is, when you understand it??!!

therenagadeoffunk Wrote:bis zu heiliges Bumsen im bohrte, was Sie?

What the hell were you trying to translate???

~If you are going through hell, keep going.
~You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours!
~Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
~The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
~Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.
~First defense against evil - Open your damn eyes.
~The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear.
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04-03-2008 12:17 AM
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Bumsen.
Does that mean anything German people? Huh?

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04-03-2008 02:42 AM
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It does.... the same as poppen, bügeln and ficken means.
... In English: fucking, have sex, etc...

That's why I laughed so hard.

~If you are going through hell, keep going.
~You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours!
~Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
~The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
~Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.
~First defense against evil - Open your damn eyes.
~The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear.
~Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
04-03-2008 02:53 AM
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Re: ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!

Oh, so the german person thinks they're so high and mighty, eh!? WELL HERE'S SOME SPANISH! OOOH SNAP!


Me gusto con mis manos todos los dias.


WHAT NOW!?



P.S. I'm joking. Razz

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04-04-2008 12:04 PM
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Quote:WHAT NOW!?

... Get my Mexican friend for support.
Or to say it in German Ghetto Slang:
"Isch hole voll fett meine krasse Gang und fick dich ins Knie, ALDA!"

... Yes, it is as stupid as it sounds.

~If you are going through hell, keep going.
~You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours!
~Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
~The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
~Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.
~First defense against evil - Open your damn eyes.
~The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear.
~Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
04-07-2008 09:54 PM
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Re: ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!

constalbe kelly et ein uber schizen cauf ja et nein?

I dont mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am,so thats how it comes out.- bill hicks
04-13-2008 01:19 PM
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Frelatenglisch?
... At least it looks it. (Not trying to insult here... just kidding. Giggle )

~If you are going through hell, keep going.
~You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours!
~Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier.
~The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
~Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.
~First defense against evil - Open your damn eyes.
~The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear.
~Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
04-15-2008 12:26 AM
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Was ist das?

Das ist ein flugzeug!

I've done thirty minutes on Rosetta Stone.

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04-24-2008 01:52 AM
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Re: ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!

Gott ist tot.


-Nitzsche

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COMMUNISM is when you have two cows, the governement takes both and gives you the milk
SOCIALISM is when you have two cows and give one to your neighbour.
NEW DEALISM (is when things go wrong) is when you have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one and milks the other but then throws the milk away.
CAPITALISM is when you have two cows and then sell one to buy a bull.
FACISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.

I typed: "end of the world" into google and saw the hiroshima bombing and 9/11, irony much.
05-09-2008 02:08 AM
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Re: ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!

nein posts!was falsch ist?niemand ist redest deutsch.

Telling people to do something without giving a reason compels them to rebel not to obey-Avenger

We need to learn not to be afraid of making mistakes all the time-Avenger

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Re: ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!

hallo. Ich habe Franzozsich, Deutsch und Italienisch gelernt. Ich bin nicht so gut weil ich zwei monat gelernt habe.

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10-11-2008 04:00 AM
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Re: ICH BIN NUMMER EINS!

Hallo... Ich bin aus Österreich, meine Muttersprache ist Deutsch.



now in english for all you crazy people:
Hallo... I'm from Austria, my mothertongue is German.
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