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Pregnant after watching porn in 3D
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Pregnant after watching porn in 3D

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What do you guys think? Is it possible to become pregnant from watching a movie?

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Oh for fucks sake...
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Comrade Wrote:Oh for fucks sake...
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3d porn
where
WHERE

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Haha reminds of the girl who got pregnant from the sperm in a pool and parents sued the hotel.

Fucking twits.

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HeartofShadows Wrote:Haha reminds of the girl who got pregnant from the sperm in a pool and parents sued the hotel.

Fucking twits.

links or it didn't happen
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Ayliana Wrote:
HeartofShadows Wrote:Haha reminds of the girl who got pregnant from the sperm in a pool and parents sued the hotel.

Fucking twits.

links or it didn't happen

Witness the fail in its glory.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/07/09 ... g-in-pool/

Quote:A Polish woman has filed a lawsuit against an Egyptian hotel after claiming her teenage daughter got pregnant from using the pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska claims her 13-year-old daughter conceived from a stray sperm floating in the hotel’s mixed-sex pool after she took a dip, the Sun reports. The hotel was not named.

The teen returned to Poland from holiday expecting a baby. Kwiatkowska said her daughter did not meet any boys while she was in Egypt.

Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed the complaint. The mother is seeking compensation from the hotel.

Bawhahahahaha!

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HAHAHA

Sperm fucking dies in what, a few hours? In water apparently 10 minutes or so.

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This is medically impossible.

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Elfy Wrote:HAHAHA

Sperm fucking dies in what, a few hours? In water apparently 10 minutes or so.

Chlorine'd water at that. This is horse shit. Sperm can live a whole 2 - 3 seconds in pool chemicals. Derp. Not to mention, the chances of it making it's way through the vast area of a pool into a closed vagina in a pool is nil.

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Both stories are just absurd.

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Oh lol. The pool one is actually almost believable as long as you don't know how quickly those sperm buggers die... but a 3D porn movie? Just how retarded is this woman's husband? Cuckoo

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Well, it's not like this is a new thing. Women who cheat on their husbands have been making up ridiculous explanations for as long as marriage has existed. There was this one girl in the Middle East somewhere who got knocked up once and told everyone that God did it, and her dipshit husband actually believed her. Her name was Mary, I think her kid became kind of famous later.

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The woman is covering her cheating ass and doesn't want to admit it. Jesus christ, what a liar. I'm not even that bad.

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Rebelnerd Wrote:Well, it's not like this is a new thing. Women who cheat on their husbands have been making up ridiculous explanations for as long as marriage has existed. There was this one girl in the Middle East somewhere who got knocked up once and told everyone that God did it, and her dipshit husband actually believed her. Her name was Mary, I think her kid became kind of famous later.

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Quote:Yesterday we posted about a viral video clip of people walking on water that that a local news team mistook for being true. Today we’ve got another story to go in the “always check your sources” file. The Sensacionalista, a Brazilian satirical news site (think a low-scale Onion written in Portuguese), posted a story last week about an American woman who claimed she was impregnated by a 3D porn film. The quirky joke was soon being reported all over the internet as fact. And, this time, it wasn’t just some local affiliate news program that got duped; the popular tech site Gizmodo took the bait as well!

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HeartofShadows Wrote:Witness the fail in its glory.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/07/09 ... g-in-pool/

Quote:A Polish woman...

That's all I needed to read.
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