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hey im new around here im a huge prankster in skool if any of u have any pranks tell me about them i will gladly try them and piss of the teacher Evil
02-02-2008 02:24 PM
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Remember that teachers are people too. And welcome!
02-02-2008 02:25 PM
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yeah well some class mates complain about how the teacher pisses them off so i make em feel better by pissing the teachers off Evil
02-02-2008 03:38 PM
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Some good pranks are here
02-02-2008 03:51 PM
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Welcome-
Had to move on. Account is dead.
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yes i saw this before i joined i am going to use this starting monday and will tell about myabe the same day ......if i dont get in trouble
02-02-2008 04:14 PM
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i almost forgot how do you put a pic?
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In 7th grade me and my friend would piss in toilet paper dispensers till we got caught. though its probably a better idea to piss in soap dispensers.
02-03-2008 12:50 AM
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If your school has showers that people actually use. put nair in the shampoo/soap dispensers. or hydrogen peroxide. (nair disintegrates hair, and hydrogen peroxide bleaches it.)
Who are the brain police?
02-20-2008 02:41 AM
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Zombie Wrote:If your school has showers that people actually use. put nair in the shampoo/soap dispensers. or hydrogen peroxide. (nair disintegrates hair, and hydrogen peroxide bleaches it.)

Why would you harm other students?
02-20-2008 11:21 AM
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Maxwell Wrote:
Zombie Wrote:If your school has showers that people actually use. put nair in the shampoo/soap dispensers. or hydrogen peroxide. (nair disintegrates hair, and hydrogen peroxide bleaches it.)

Why would you harm other students?

Yeah that's pretty....stupid and douche-baggish. :/
02-20-2008 12:27 PM
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I think That everyone is suffering enough already .
Jesus backwards sounds like 'sausage'. =D
02-23-2008 10:23 AM
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Welcome.


"A person who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." - so says Albert Einstein.

" A person who says they have never made a mistake are lying, after all, they'd never have learned to talk; no-one gets anything perfect first time" - so says I.

Yeh, I don't know what that had to do with anything either.
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stupid article
02-27-2008 01:50 AM
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hmmm... google 'prankinstitute'. its a website full of all these funny assed pranks, not harming anyone as such, but they are vey good, and lots of stories about pranks too, i could read on for ages and not get bored of it, theyre very good, so google it.
"People often compete to be considered right rather than collaborating to find the real answer."-Will.

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03-11-2008 07:47 PM
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well one idea for a prank which is very simple is: just taking all of the desks and moving them into the parking lot, its simple, effective, and will piss the teacher off
03-19-2008 02:10 PM
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we dont have desks on our skool we do all our work on computer
03-23-2008 12:25 PM
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Set the computers to record a history for obscenely long periods of time.

Get two largish animals (a couple of pigs should do), label them 1 and 1000. Everyone runs around in a panic; they can't have missed 999 pigs.

Do the same with chickens; same result.
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stupid article
03-23-2008 12:42 PM
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