12 Reaons to Ban Gay Marriage

[arthasmenethil]

1. Homosexuality is not natural; much like glasses, flying airplanes, polyester, and birth control
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally be married because the world needs more children
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have protected the rights of the minorities
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why there is only one religion in America
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same reason that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to have children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars, the internet, TV, or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate school for blacks worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

It depends on the context and who wrote it.

[arthasmenethil]

Not sure who wrote it, but it was meant to make fun of people who use stupid reasons to be against gay marriage.

[udontmatter]

wait thought the pole meant did you think the title was against gay marrige so i put yes. i didnt read the thing yet.

[SoulRiser]

That was some funny shit. We should make a list like that about the common pro-school arguments....

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

SoulRiser Wrote:
That was some funny shit. We should make a list like that about the common pro-school arguments....

BECUZ KIDS R DUM AND NEED TO LERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monkey]

I don't mind gays but i think it's unnatural.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

Unnatural as in morally wrong?

[monkey]

I don't care if there gay or straight,

I just think that being gay wasn't ever naturally meant to be.

[i-am-the-liquor]

physical attraction is all chemicals,pheromones,and how you receive them. if you receive a man being attractive then that's in your genetics. Kinsey did a study that said on a scale of 1 being straight and 6 being gay most people fell within 2-3. i am the middle myself. like men and women, so it is naturel.

[Darthmat]

--monkey666-- Wrote:I don't care if there gay or straight,

I just think that being gay wasn't ever naturally meant to be.

You are born with it, it's the chemicals in your body, how can it not be natural?

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

I think that if it was never meant to be, you're going to have a damn hard time proving it. Look at Roman emperors who had gay lovers.

[Freak]

Ummm... this is what we call satire. It's just lots of sarcasm, obvious sarcasm.
If you thought the list in the first post was anti-gay you are a moron.
Please shoot yourself and save the rest of us.

[Bob Dole]

I think I like Freak's approach to telling people they're idiots more. No more passive-aggressive hints anymore, motherfuckers.

[i-am-the-liquor]

*claps*

[HeartofShadows]

Hmm I think I like her approach to....

God somebody shoot me..

[Hanny's Old Account]

*shoots the above poster*

Anyone else want some?

[Dark Soul X]

christillusion Wrote:1. Homosexuality is not natural; much like glasses, flying airplanes, polyester, and birth control
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally be married because the world needs more children
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have protected the rights of the minorities
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why there is only one religion in America
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same reason that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to have children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars, the internet, TV, or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate school for blacks worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

1. Say WHAT? Muthafucka, are you outta your damn mind?
2. So, this is turning into "12 reasons to ban gay marriage" into "12 reasons to ban marriage altogether" huh?
3. BAHAHAHA! Proof please!
4. Aduy, duh durh duyhuhhuuuy!
5. I wanna see some proof, bitch.
6. You wanna say that to my face?
7. Fuck what religion says! I'm a Christian, yet I believe gays should get married! I even made a bloody post about it!
8. Baka! Pendejo! Dumbass!
9. Read my above response please.
10. Many children can! Look it up shit4brainz!
11. What time period are you living in? The goddamned 2nd century?
12. Ohoho! You've done it now! I'm gonna kick your rat ass all over the Chaos Arena!

[SoulRiser]

Um. Sarcasm, anyone?

[Darthmat]

No.

[Zombie]

3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

....WOW.

You see, gay people... are humans. And like all straight humans, gay humans had parents. Gays, cannot have children together (maybe surrogate, or adoptive.), in order for any human to be born, straight people must have sex. but by your logic, straight people make straight babies, and with that, all humans are straight. If no human homosexuals (humans are not the only species that have sex with the same sex.) existed, we would never have this conversation.

evidence against your theory: My friend Nick. His dad was raised catholic, his mom... I dunno. But straight people raised him, he turned out liking guys.

some people just prefer masculine qualities.

Your views are so damn retarded that I could just.... I could..... \/that!\/

1. as I said, it is not a construct of the human mind, animals do it to.
2. NO!NO!NO!The world does NOT need more children! we need to lower our population, damn it!
3. Look to the heavens, and you will find the answer.
4. A sacred bond, is a sacred bond, no matter who performs it.
5. The equal rights movement, and the constitution took care o that one!
6. WTF do the rights of the minorities have to do with heterosexual marriage?
7. There are many religions in our country. Like my Hindu friend John. Or Travis the atheist. Und there is something called separation of church and state.
8. No, gays might come out of the closet and to the alter, but people wont become gay. "In the same reason that hanging around tall people will make you tall." Your a dumb ass.... I cannot stress that enough.... is this a joke?
9. O my cow! Newly weds! run for your lifes. the only danger I can think of related to gay marriage, would be riots among your kind.
10. Mhm. 2 of my sisters each have on child. Each of them were single for some time (both now engaged). and its not true that simply having dad around means sunny will be more masculine, it means there is a positive male role model in his life. but there are masculine gays, they call themselves "bears"
11. It's not like gay marriage actually has anything to do with straight people, so why should us straight members of society even care?
12. now your talking about segregation? where you even born in the 2nd half of the previous century?

[Doc Johnson]

Oh, Little Freak, you are so right. I realize that it's a lot harder to detect the use of humor and/or sarcasm in online writing, but seriously... how can anyone NOT get that this is a parody?

[Darthmat]

Doc Johnson Wrote:Oh, Little Freak, you are so right. I realize that it's a lot harder to detect the use of humor and/or sarcasm in online writing, but seriously... how can anyone NOT get that this is a parody?

I have no idea.

[i-am-the-liquor]

indeed

[Dark Soul X]

I WAS KIDDING! Fucking duh.

[Suicidal-kun]

I found it fucking hilarious. And as many have said, to think it was real, you must have a fucking IQ of -1. Seriously, how the fuck could anyone think it was real???

[monkey]

udontmatter

didn't know it was sarcasm (duh)

but he never read it.....

so why is there seven votes for yes?