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[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&ATXTheKiller> TROJAN HORSE-COCK SIZED.
<&ATXTheKiller> ALSO CAN BE USED AS A RAINCOAT.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

(the song "Freebird" had been discussed some minutes earlier)

<&Cory> BEUR NEUR NYER NYER NEYER NEE NEEE NYER NYOU NROW NROW NROW NROW NREER NROW NROW NROW, NROW NROW, NROW NROW NROW NROW NRWW NREAUR NROW
<&Cory> ...Sorry, that was Freebird.

[Darthmat]

[21:24] <Darthmat> If you really wanna lose faith in humanity, go around guys and ask them how much it would take them to fuck a guy. Then ask them how much it would take them to murder a puppy.
[21:24] <Cory> etc
[21:24] <Darthmat> Evertime they will say "Never a guy, no way" and something like "5 bucks" for the puppy.
[21:24] <fist> I don't believe that. O.o
[21:25] <Cory> Well, the people in my school would be like, "NEVER A GUY I'M NOT GAY WHAT THOSE FAGS SUCK QUEERS"
[21:25] <HeartofShadows> ................
[21:25] <Darthmat> What I said?
[21:25] <fist> Yeah.
[21:25] <Darthmat> Oh, it's totally true.
[21:25] <Darthmat> Some don't say 5 bucks.
[21:25] <Darthmat> Some go higher.
[21:25] <Darthmat> Some lower.
[21:25] <Darthmat> But all are the same.
[21:25] <Darthmat> In never for the guy, and some amount for the puppy.
[21:25] <Cory> Exactly.
[21:25] <Cory> That pisses me off.
[21:25] <Cory> A lot. D:<
[21:25] <Darthmat> Me too!
[21:26] <Darthmat> -Very- few will say never for the puppy, though.
[21:26] <HeartofShadows> I would rather the guy die then the puppy
[21:26] <Darthmat> But that's a /very/ small percentage.
[21:26] <Darthmat> HeartofShadows: We're asking to fuck a guy, not kill it.
[21:26] * Eidolon (~Eidolon@Rizon-785108C0.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #anti-school
[21:26] * [^_^] sets mode +a #anti-school Eidolon
[21:26] * [^_^] gives channel operator status to Eidolon
[21:26] <fist> Hi
[21:26] <HeartofShadows> oh...
[21:26] Ed69 Eidolon
[21:26] * deathontwolegs slaps Eidolon around a bit with a large trout
[21:26] <Eidolon> Good evening.
[21:26] <Darthmat> Eidolon: How much would it take you to have sex with a man?
[21:26] <Cory> I dunno. I think I would rather have the puppy die than the guy. But I dunno why. I just think I'm selfish and value a human's life over an animal's.
[21:26] <Cory> You know... unless the guy is a dick. =P
[21:27] <Eidolon> It depends on the man, I suppose.
[21:27] <Cory> I would srsly never /ever/ kill a puppy.
[21:27] <Darthmat> Ok
[21:27] <Darthmat> Now answer me this
[21:27] <Darthmat> How much money would it take you to kill a puppy?
[21:27] <Eidolon> It depends on the puppy, I suppose.
[21:27] <Darthmat> ._.
[21:28] <Darthmat> Details plz.
[21:28] * guest1337 has quit ()
[21:28] <Eidolon> Is the puppy dying and/or ugly?
[21:28] <Darthmat> Not dying
[21:28] <Darthmat> No way is the puppy dying
[21:28] <Darthmat> And... it's ugly
[21:28] <Eidolon> Quite a lot of money.
[21:29] <Darthmat> Well better then most guys.
[21:29] <fist> Now a better question! Kill a guy or fuck a puppy? =P
[21:29] <Darthmat> LOL
[21:29] * Darthmat hugs fist
[21:29] <fist> Lol.
[21:29] * fist hugs back,
[21:29] <deathontwolegs> let's ask wolf.
[21:29] <fist> *.
[21:29] <Darthmat> LOL
[21:30] <Cory> Lol
[21:30] <Darthmat> fist gets the award for best joke of the year.
[21:30] <fist> Woo.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&fist> max wants to go to university to meet black girls
<&fist> (max typed that)

[vonunov]

21:24 <+HeartofShadows> ................
21:25 <+HeartofShadows> ................
21:26 <&deathontwolegs> ...
21:28 <+HeartofShadows> .....................
21:28 <&deathontwolegs> ...
21:28 <+HeartofShadows> ......................................................
21:34 <+HeartofShadows> ...............
21:42 <+HeartofShadows> ...........
21:43 <+HeartofShadows> ........................
21:48 <+DancerCribs> ...............................

Fuck, seriously, you're killing off all the ellipses. Stop.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<+psyko_0> dude its 5.02 nikka were u stay by or what?
* psyko_0 was kicked by ATXTheKiller (psyko_0)

[Cosbydaf]

Love> LOVE CONKERS ALL
|<-- hate has left irc.rizon.net ()
<Cosbydaf> See, told ya

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<+HeartofShadows> isn't it late where you are puchiko?
<&Puchiko> Yes.
<&Puchiko> Nearly 1 AM
<+HeartofShadows> is it cold?
<&Puchiko> I'm under a blanket... so no.
<&Puchiko> It's fall, no snow yet, but no sunshine either
<+HeartofShadows> its freezing here
<+StylizedCarfan1> HeartofShadows: get a blanket
<+HeartofShadows> I figure it ain't cold in canada?
* &ATXTheKiller goes under blanket with Puchiko
<&deathontwolegs> ...
* +HeartofShadows yells molester and tazers ATx
<&ATXTheKiller> Hi.
<&ATXTheKiller> GLRLBLRGLGL
* &deathontwolegs thinks brandon really needs a girlfrienfd
<&deathontwolegs> ...girlfrienmd
<&deathontwolegs> ...girlfreiend
<&deathontwolegs> ...girlfriend
<+HeartofShadows> I figured hehad one?
<&deathontwolegs> yeah.
<&deathontwolegs> you get the point.
<&Puchiko> Just checked the thermometer: 6°C
<&ATXTheKiller> And I think you need a keyboard that isn't a sheet of plywood with letters written on it.

[Darthmat]

[22:17] <Cory> "AIM® Software - AIM 6.8 Update: Your AIM software has expired. This mandatory update includes faster performance, customizable plugins like mail, games, music and much more. Get full details or click Install Now to begin.
[22:17] <Cory> "
[22:17] <Cory> MANDATORY
[22:17] <Darthmat> MANDATORY
[22:17] <Cory> And one of the options were, "Remind me later"
[22:17] <deathontwolegs> CANT U SEE THE AGISM

[Darthmat]

Saturday, November 15, 2008
[22:24] <Darthmat> Well then again, you also didn't want to know about my five week urinary tract infection which made my urine burn like liquid fire.
[22:24] <Darthmat> but that's another stor yfor another time.
[22:24] <ATXTheKiller> ....
[22:24] <Cory> I really don't, Matt.
[22:24] <Cory> I
[22:24] <Cory> Really
[22:24] <Cory> Don't
[22:25] <Darthmat> And then there's the times the semes clogs up the vein, not leaving any room for the urine to pass through, making going to the bathroom painful. And then there is the dried semen at the tip of the hole, making you pi at an angle.
[22:26] <Darthmat> I hate it when that happens!
[22:26] <Cory> HEY MATT
[22:26] <Cory> STFU
[22:26] <Cory> D:
[22:26] <Darthmat> D:
[22:26] <Darthmat> And then there are those days when you're horny all the time, so you fap nonstop. Until you do it once too much, and your nuts kill and expand until you wanna cry.
[22:27] <Cory> Hey Matt.
[22:27] <Cory> No.
[22:27] <Cory> Just no.
[22:27] <HeartofShadows> .................
[22:27] <Darthmat> And then there are those times where after you masterbate, you look at your nuts and see one is slihtly larger then the other, and it makes you wonder if you are sick.
[22:28] <ATXTheKiller> PLEASE.
[22:28] <HeartofShadows> .................................
[22:28] <ATXTheKiller> IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD.
[22:28] <ATXTheKiller> SHUT
[22:28] <ATXTheKiller> THE FUCK
[22:28] <ATXTheKiller> UP
[22:28] <Darthmat> And then there are those times where you start to feel REALLY horny at a freinds house.
[22:28] <Darthmat> And you have a dilemna.
[22:28] <Darthmat> Fap and live with the shame, or not fap and live with the pain?
[22:29] <Cory> HEYYY MATTTT
[22:29] <Cory> YOU KNOW WHAT
[22:29] <Cory> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[22:30] <Darthmat> And then there are those times when you span it so hard some of your skin falls off, and you look a day or two later and there is a scab on your dick you really wanna pick off. But if you do, it means you have to wait longer to fap, and you'll feel pain. But you *really* wanan pick it.
[22:30] <Darthmat> And then you pick it, and it kills.
[22:30] <Darthmat> And you hope it heals.
[22:30] <Darthmat> And it does.
[22:30] <Darthmat> 'cus you don't pick it agai nafter that.
[22:31] * ATXTheKiller has quit ()
[22:31] <Cory> See what you did?
[22:31] <HeartofShadows> .............
[22:31] <HeartofShadows> umm time to eat good nght
[22:31] * HeartofShadows has quit (Quit: Came from www.school-survival.net)
[22:32] <Darthmat> Oh my
[22:32] <Darthmat> I think that was some of the most fun I have ever had my entire life.
[22:32] <Darthmat> I was laughing *really* hard.
[22:33] <Darthmat> It was so fucking awesome
[22:33] * Darthmat bows.
[22:33] * Darthmat clears throat
[22:33] <Darthmat> I hope I didn't offend or disturb anyone
[22:33] <Darthmat> And if I did, I am most sorry.
[22:35] <Cory> I am offended.
[22:35] <Cory> By your statement of "I think that was some of the most fun I have ever had my entire life."
[22:35] <Darthmat> I am most sorry.
[22:35] <Cory> WE SAW RENT
[22:35] <Cory> DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING?
[22:35] <Darthmat> xD
[22:36] <Darthmat> SOME OF
[22:36] <Darthmat> NOT ALL
[22:38] <Darthmat> Fuck. This conversation has gotten me *really* horny.

[maxh]

(9:40:39 PM) ATXTheKiller: I have some librarians to...
(9:40:45 PM) ATXTheKiller: ...fuck.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&FasterEddy> Hey, get this, won a trophy at a chess tournament yesterday. woot.
<&ATXTheKiller> Smelt it and get your girlfriends a double ended golden dildo.

[random_name]

lol, nice. i think you all hav =e one track minds.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

(Cory decided to tell us something boring of what happened at his school. I thought his story sucked. As such...)

* &deathontwolegs notices the level of fail steadily rising
<&deathontwolegs> YAR CAPTAIN, I SAY YAR
<&ATXTheKiller> My failger counter is rising slowly.
<&Cory> Thanks to your contributions, Death.
<&deathontwolegs> THE WINTITANIC BE SINKING
<&itisi> its not even funny D:
<&deathontwolegs> AVAST YE SCURVY
<&ATXTheKiller> Windinberg be crashing.
<&ATXTheKiller> Emilia Winheart is missing.

[random_name]

i giggled =]

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&deathontwolegs> Lol.
<&deathontwolegs> i've been in #help for like an hour now.
<&deathontwolegs> and nobody's said anything.
<&deathontwolegs> go away, max.
<&deathontwolegs> lol irony
<&deathontwolegs> somebody finally said something
<@maxh> haha
<&deathontwolegs> but literally before that it was complete silence
<@maxh> I was going to say "now they have"
<@maxh> but too late
<&deathontwolegs> ah, here we go.
<+Cory> =P
<&deathontwolegs> #anti-school invades #help.
<&deathontwolegs> this is SURE to end well.
<+Cory> UR OWN
* Trar (~chatzilla@Rizon-A847492E.ptldme.east.verizon.net) has joined #anti-school
* [^_^] sets mode: +v Trar
<@maxh> Not invading
<@maxh> Just me
<+Cory> And me.
<@maxh> and Cory
<&deathontwolegs> and cory
<&deathontwolegs> and maxh
<&deathontwolegs> and cory
<+Cory> And Cory
<&deathontwolegs> and cory
<+Cory> Cory, too,
* maxh changes topic to 'School Survival [www.school-survival.net] We're not raiding. Really.'
<@maxh> and cory
<+Cory> Don't forget Cory.
<@maxh> and cory
<@maxh> and cory
<@maxh> and MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<+Freak> Partly because I don't think I could ever feel emotionally connected to a female and partly because WOMEN ARE FUCKING INSANE D:<
<@maxh> Well, using you as an example...
<+Freak> Asshole.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

Cosbydaf enters new levels of insanity...

<+Freak> I have nothing to masturbate with D:<
<+Freak> I want something tat vibrates
<&Cosbydaf> Jackhammer

[HeartofShadows]

You deserve epic win maxh and cosbydaf.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&deathontwolegs> i want to become inspector gadget.
<&deathontwolegs> have them operate on me, and be like him.
<&Cosbydaf> Good luck fitting all that shit in your arms
<&Cosbydaf> GOODBYE MARROW, HELLO UMBRELLA AND LAWN FLAMINGO

[random_name]

lol!

[Darthmat]

[12:46] <Darthmat> Hi Wolfeh
[12:46] <Wolfeh> Hai!
[12:46] <ATXTheKiller> Happy Genocide day!
[12:47] <Wolfeh> To you too!
[12:47] <Darthmat> This is isn't Yom Hashoah...
[12:47] <ATXTheKiller> QUIET, KIKE.
[12:47] <Wolfeh> Lol, Jew.
[12:47] <Darthmat> (Day of rememberence for Holocasut)
[12:47] <Wolfeh> Brb though.
[12:47] <Darthmat> D=
[12:47] <Wolfeh> I need to wash my face and brush mah teeth.
[12:47] <Darthmat> lzr
[12:47] <ATXTheKiller> That was a poorly timed joke. ._.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&maxh> dead chat is dead?
<&ATXTheKiller> Yep.
<&maxh> we shall discuss...
<&maxh> how to improve education in the US
<&Wolfeh> Nu.
<&Wolfeh> I'm gonna try to make the education system worse, actually.
<&Wolfeh> Just to give future generations a much harder time.
<&maxh> what're your plans, then?
<&Wolfeh> Dunno.
<&Wolfeh> Just make it worse.
<&FasterEddy> 20 years of schooling.
<&deathontwolegs> you people are making me depressed.
<&Wolfeh> For a high school diploma!
<&maxh> Isn't that essentially how things are now?
<&maxh> Well, counting university
<&Wolfeh> 20 years of elementary school.
<&maxh> which is semi-required these days
<&Wolfeh> 8 years of middle school.
<&Wolfeh> 30 years of high school.
<&Wolfeh> Tests every day.
<&Wolfeh> 120 questions.
<&Wolfeh> No multiple choice.
<&Wolfeh> 100, of which, are essay questions.
<&Wolfeh> And the new standards are.
<&Wolfeh> 99-100 = A
<&Wolfeh> 97-98 = B
<&Wolfeh> 96 and lower = F
<&Wolfeh> If you make an F once on anything, for every point that is off of 97, is a year in a Chinese sweatshop.
<&Wolfeh> So if you make a 94 on something, that's 3 years in the sweatshop!

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

* deathontwolegs changes topic to 'School Survival [www.school-survival.net] Puchiko returns 20 December (21 days) | Goodbye marrow, hello umbrella and lawn flamingo | I IS CRYIG 4 ATTENSHUN SUMBUDY LUV ME | <_v | Everytime Bono claps his hands, an African child dies. Please, stop Bono and his magical hands of death'

[Cosbydaf]

Cosbydaf> I want a nobel war prize
<deathontwolegs> HAHAHA
<deathontwolegs> YES.
<Cosbydaf> PEACE IS FOR SISSIES
<deathontwolegs> even better
<deathontwolegs> Nobel Genocide Prize
<deathontwolegs> wouldn't that be great?
<Cosbydaf> Yeah
<Cosbydaf> You get nominated for the invention/act that kills the most people
<deathontwolegs> ...rap music.
<Cosbydaf> LOL

[SoulRiser]

Technically, this was in the shoutbox, but who cares:

AMERICA: CPNVERSATIONS LIKE THIS IS ARE WHY YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FLIP BURGERS FOREVER
Soviet Russia: BURGERS ARE GONNA FLIP YOU FOREVER!

[random_name]

SoulRiser Wrote:Technically, this was in the shoutbox, but who cares:

AMERICA: CPNVERSATIONS LIKE THIS IS ARE WHY YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FLIP BURGERS FOREVER
Soviet Russia: BURGERS ARE GONNA FLIP YOU FOREVER!

lol,

[Nah]

And I lol

[Fire Elf]

SoulRiser Wrote:Technically, this was in the shoutbox, but who cares:

AMERICA: CPNVERSATIONS LIKE THIS IS ARE WHY YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FLIP BURGERS FOREVER
Soviet Russia: BURGERS ARE GONNA FLIP YOU FOREVER!

lol...

We should do something like that next time we get one of those pro-school trolls

Troll: You won't think projects are stupid when you end up flipping burgers in the future.
One of us: In Soviet Russia, burgers flip you!

And se how they react...

[random_name]

lol, nice idea 26