The Offical SS IRC Quotes page. (only for #anti-school)

[Abandoning Ship]

(When rating a pic of a girl)

<stratovarius> 4
<stratovarius> oh yeah the little mermaid shit
<stratovarius> hmmm
<stratovarius> 4.1

[maxh]

(after being asked to join a programming flaming forum)
(9:18:15 PM) \dnz: maxh: i dont program at all bro
(9:18:20 PM) \dnz: i couldnt contribute
(9:18:36 PM) \dnz: wow i just used bro unironically
(9:18:37 PM) \dnz: fuck

[Cosbydaf]

<maxh> hang on, have to restart F
<maxh> F
<Cosbydaf> U
<Cory> C
<Cosbydaf> K
<Cosbydaf> YAY WE DID IT
<Cory> NOW COUNT TO 100!
<Cory> 1
<deathontwolegs> 2
<Cory> 3
<deathontwolegs> 4
<Cory> 5
<Cosbydaf> 100
<deathontwolegs> 6
<Cory> ...
<Cory> WE DID IT
<Cosbydaf> YAY
<deathontwolegs> WE'R ALL WINARS

[Cosbydaf]

Eidolon> My mom says you guys should watch your language.
<Cosbydaf> TELL YOUR MOM I SAID TO FUCK OFF

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&Darthmat> The killer awoke before dawn and he put his boots. He too ka face fro mthe ancient galelry and he wlaked on down the hall. He went into the room where hsi siterslived and then he payed a visit to his brother and then he... He walked on down the hall.
<&Darthmat> And he came to a door.
<&Darthmat> And he looked inside.
<&Darthmat> "Father." "Yes son?" "I want to kill you."
<&Darthmat> "Mother, I want to....... WOOOOAH YEAHEAYH"
<&deathontwolegs> your lyrics suck
<&Cosbydaf> Then my mom got scared, and said...

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<+theforgotten> hi atx
<@ATX> Greetings.
* &itisi is bored
* @ATX is also bored. :<
<@ATX> Hey fist, show us your boobs.
<&itisi> hahahaha
* SLP (~as@Rizon-E0060F4E.belrs3.nsw.optusnet.com.au) has joined #anti-school
* [^_^] sets mode: +v SLP
<@ATX> .....
<&itisi> hi SLP
<+SLP> Hi
<&fist> Lol, nu.
* ATX is now known as flst
* @flst flashes
* flst is now known as ATX
<@ATX> Yaa- Oh who am I kidding I hate my life.
* @ATX ann hiros
<@ATX> ...
<&itisi> D:
* @ATX flashes fist
<&fist> Lol.
<@ATX> Now you!
* &itisi flashes fist
* |55555| (~|55555|@Rizon-286DD60A.rcmdva.btas.verizon.net) has joined #anti-school
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<@ATX> Wait...
<&itisi> ?
<@ATX> Are we flashing our man nipples or our dicks?
<&fist> http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6726/1001506lb0.jpg
<@ATX> No.
<&fist> Lol.
<&itisi> lol, who was that?
<@ATX> You know. These.
<&fist> Max.
* @ATX jabs fist's left boob
<&itisi> ah
<&fist> Ow!
<@ATX> Oops
<@ATX> Sorry, lemme use a soft adjective
* @ATX prods fist's left boob
<&itisi> prod is not a soft adjective
<@ATX> ...yeah
* &fist and her left boob are already far away.
<&itisi> fondle is though
<@ATX> ...
<@ATX> itisi, she's ovar there.
<@ATX> Get us a ride.
<&fist> Lol.
<&itisi> lol
<@ATX> Yay, she left her right boob.
<@ATX> Let's play volleyball with it!
<&deathontwolegs> meh, it says "made in china" on the side
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* [^_^] sets mode: +v Flackle
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<@ATX> Yeah.
* &itisi spikes fist's left boob
* +|55555| (~|55555|@Rizon-286DD60A.rcmdva.btas.verizon.net) Quit
* Flackle (~Flackle@Rizon-59BE8375.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com) has joined #anti-school
* [^_^] sets mode: +v Flackle
<&fist> D:<
* @ATX passes it back
<&fist> Hi
<@ATX> Woot!
* &deathontwolegs finds a bra lying on the floor
<&itisi> anywhoo
<&itisi> this chat just got way to straight
* @ATX uses the boob as a pillow
<&fist> xD
<@ATX> It's too small to use as a pillow.
<&itisi> breeders
* &deathontwolegs reminds ATX to deflate the nipples first, they're pointy
* @ATX chucks it over his right shoulder folder for good luck.
<@ATX> shoulder*
<@ATX> ...
<@ATX> shoulder for*
<@ATX> Wtf is a shoulder folder.
<&itisi> wtf *isn't* a shoulder folder
* @ATX shrugs
<@ATX> So what now?
* &itisi rapes deathontwolegs
<&deathontwolegs> i thought we were still playing volleyball
<&deathontwolegs> and not raping people
<&itisi> shut up and moan, bitch
<&Cory> Well you thought wrong.
<&fist> This chat needs moar girls, lol.
<@ATX> Yeah.
<&itisi> lol
<&itisi> lies
<@ATX> Oh, hey, fist's back.
<&deathontwolegs> can't we all just agree on ONE sexuality
* @ATX pokes fist's right boob
<&deathontwolegs> no, fist's breasts.
<&deathontwolegs> you can't play volleyball with a back.
<@ATX> Is that a better adjective?
<&fist> I guess? Lol.
* @ATX caresses fist's right boob
<&fist> xP
* @ATX fondles fist's right boob
<&deathontwolegs> lol
<&deathontwolegs> brandon...
* @ATX bounces fist's right boob
<&deathontwolegs> be prepared to get impaled in real life for doing that to a girl
* @ATX cook fist's right boob dinner
<&deathontwolegs> ...
* &itisi LOL
* @ATX wraps fist's right boob in a little blanket
* &deathontwolegs shoves fist's boob in the shoulder folder
<&Cory> Lmao.
* @ATX balances fist's right boob's checkbook
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* [^_^] sets mode: +v cjs626
<&deathontwolegs> LOL
<&fist> Hi
* @ATX manages fist's right boob's stock protfolio
* @ATX recites the muslim prayer to fist's right boob's
* &fist runs off with /both/ her boobs this time. xP
* &itisi comments on fist's right boob's myspace page?
* @ATX converts to fist's right boob to islamic.
* @ATX interviews fist's right boob
* &itisi runs as fist's right boob initiates Jihad
<&deathontwolegs> ...............
<&fist> Lol.
* @ATX declares war on fist's right boob and all supporters
<&deathontwolegs> i hope you people realize that you're all hilarious
* @ATX declares war on IRaq due to the above war
<+cjs626> hey
<&deathontwolegs> hi cjs
* @ATX writes a sonota about fist's right boob
* &itisi microwaves ATX's left testicle
<@ATX> EREEEEEEEEEEEEUGGGGGGGGGGGG
<&itisi> lawl
* &deathontwolegs challenges ATX's left testicle to a game of chess
<@ATX> ....
<@ATX> It refuses.
* +SLP (~as@Rizon-E0060F4E.belrs3.nsw.optusnet.com.au) Quit (Quit: The crowd goes wild.)
* &deathontwolegs challenges fist's right boob to a game of chess
<+cjs626> hows it going?
* @ATX signs fist's right boob up for water polo
<&deathontwolegs> obviously, very random. and you my fine sir?
<+cjs626> lol good thanks
<&itisi> refusing a game of chess results in termination
* @ATX teaches fist's right boob guitar
* @ATX teaches fist's right boob how to play the baritone trumpet
* &deathontwolegs wonders what happened to the left boob
<@ATX> Taliban.
* &itisi thinks Wolfeh needs to be here. lol
* @ATX knits fist's right boob a sweater
* @ATX marrys fist's right boob
* @ATX buys a house fist's right boob
<@ATX> with*
* @ATX grows old with fist's right boob
* &fist and her right boob marry Vatman. xD

[Alucard483]

solderofhyrule (5:01:14 PM): we never did end up chilling this summer
Kitten K Poodle signed off at 5:01:29 PM.
kittenkpoodle is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
solderofhyrule (5:01:40 PM): wow
solderofhyrule (5:02:01 PM): that just screams avoidance

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&Cosbydaf> Wow, other people's lives are boring too

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&xcriteria> you thinking of dropping out?
<@maxh> x: no. a diploma isn't the only piece of paper my school offers, so I'd stay for MORE FREE PAPER!

[Bob Dole]

Quote:[20:12] >>> Nevar has joined #anti-school
[20:12:39] * [^_^] sets mode: +v Nevar
[20:12] >>> Gonna has joined #anti-school
[20:12:41] * [^_^] sets mode: +v Gonna
[20:12:42] <AssassinOfFist> sperm
[20:12] >>> Give has joined #anti-school
[20:12:44] * [^_^] sets mode: +v Give
[20:12] >>> Yew has joined #anti-school
[20:12:49] * [^_^] sets mode: +v Yew
[20:12:49] <deathontwolegs> OH GOD
[20:12] >>> Up has joined #anti-school
[20:12:51] * [^_^] sets mode: +v Up

ATX and I conspired to rickroll the channel, FOR THE LULZ.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<+HeartofShadows> sometimes I thin they all be hating
<+HeartofShadows> think
<+HeartofShadows> cept wolfeh
<&Wolfeh> Wolfeh always hates!
* &Wolfeh takes a sip of his Haterade.

[Darthmat]

<HeartofShadows>: I put rebelnerd and death in the same cat

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

* +HeartofShadows hugs eidolong
* +HeartofShadows hug eidolon
<&Eidolon> >=[
<&deathontwolegs> HUGS EIDOLON*
<&Cosbydaf> LONG EIDIOLONG IS LONG

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<&FasterEddy> Wikipedia sex:
<&FasterEddy> *sez
<&Cory> ANOTHER ONE?
* Wolfeh_ is now known as Wolfeh
<&FasterEddy> Damn you Freud.

[Cory]

(After we thought we had found a channel worthy of "Trolling")
<&FasterEddy> Cory: Look at their topic.
<&Wolfeh> Oh okay, Austin, Texas.
<&Cory> Anniie is an IRC Operator - Server Administrator
<&Wolfeh> That's the reference that I saw.
<&FasterEddy> They're BEGGING for it.
<&Cory> Holz is an IRC Operator
<&ATXTheKiller> Cerpin wakes up when a hoog ship rams the ship he's stapled to.
<&Cory> Two IRCops in there.
<&ATXTheKiller> That tears his arm from one of the staples, and he then tears himself off the other three or two with his newfound strength.
<&Cory> One IRCop, and an admin.
<&ATXTheKiller> He looks down and sees submarines, airplanes, and other ships floating around
<&FasterEddy> On second thought...
<&Cory> =P
<&ATXTheKiller> And a black and white planet made of thousands of floating submarines.
<&ATXTheKiller> Exactly like a picture he drew.
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[Bob Dole]

And immediately afterward itisi bitched me out for having a harmless oper join the channel. :D
Also, it should be noted that the oper joining was not because I was flooding or some other shit. He followed me into the channel after I did a whois on him and several other members of #/dev/null.

[Bob Dole]

At this point, we should probably just deepsix the current channel and register #school-survival.

[itisi]

I like how you guys are still proud of your retardation.
Now there are 2 opers in there. great. Congrats. Huge accomplishment.

I don't see how registering a new channel would help. You'll just do it again.

[Bob Dole]

Again, the oper joined after I did a whois on him. Not because I was screwing with the roleplaying narutards who were talking about pissing on each other. Your argument is baseless.

Remember kids, the internet is SRS BIZNESS.

[itisi]

My argument isn't baseless. You were flooding in other channels. Got disconnected for flooding several times. Then the admin came.

[Bob Dole]

I was never disconnected. The only reason the admin joined was because I did a /whois on him. RIGHT after I did that whois, he suddenly joins.

[itisi]

:FasterEddy!~hax@Rizon-49B77260.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection
:FasterEddy!~hax@Rizon-49B77260.hsd1.mi.comcast.net QUIT :Remote host closed the connection

Unfortunately I only have raw irc logs without timestamps, but that happened right before the admin joined.

Oh. Also:
:Holz!Holz@Holz PRIVMSG #anti-school :itisi: Actually I joined after Cory and [FasterEddy] checked out #/dev/null.

[Bob Dole]

That's because I hit the disconnect and reconnect button because I was flooding myself.

Also, I too have logs.

[00:41:14] * Disconnected
[00:41:25] * Attempting to rejoin channel #anti-school
[00:41:26] * Rejoined channel #anti-school
[00:41:26] * Topic is 'School Survival [www.school-survival.net] Darthmat: the cancer of SS, requires chemotherapy'
[00:41:26] * Set by deathontwolegs!~coolwater@man.on.welfare on Thu Aug 21 22:21:30
[00:41:26] * [^_^] sets mode: +ao FasterEddy FasterEddy
[00:41:31] [00:41:31] <00@11Cory> xD
[00:41:32] <FasterEddy> DANIEL-SAN!
[00:41:46] [00:41:46] <00@11Cory> HAX
[00:42:16] [00:42:16] <00@11Wolfeh> You get booted from somewhere?
[00:43:01] <FasterEddy> Nah.
[00:43:05] [00:43:05] <00@11ATXTheKiller> Okay, I think I get this..
[00:43:11] <FasterEddy> My flooding was slowing things down a bit.
[00:43:18] <FasterEddy> And I found a target.
[00:43:25] [00:43:25] <00@11ATXTheKiller> Cerpin Taxt wakes up stapled to the top of a refuse barge
[00:43:30] [00:43:30] <00@11ATXTheKiller> Underwater
[00:43:34] [00:43:34] <00@11ATXTheKiller> And it's dark.
[00:43:39] <FasterEddy> #/dev/null
[00:43:40] [00:43:40] <00@11Wolfeh> ATX!
[00:43:46] [00:43:46] <00@11Wolfeh> I was just about to try and get your attention.
[00:43:47] [00:43:47] <00@11ATXTheKiller> And every 3 minutes, another ship rams the barge.
[00:43:50] [00:43:50] <00@11ATXTheKiller> ?
[00:43:52] [00:43:52] <00@11Wolfeh> What does "ATX" mean?
[00:44:00] [00:44:00] <00@11ATXTheKiller> It's a motherboard form factor.
[00:44:20] [00:44:20] <00@11ATXTheKiller> But with a definition that nerdy, I'd rather say "It means what you want it to mean"
[00:44:30] [00:44:30] <00@11Wolfeh> Lol.
[00:44:46] [00:44:46] <00@11ATXTheKiller> So anyway,
[00:44:49] [00:44:49] <00@11itisi> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATX
[00:44:53] [00:44:53] <00@11ATXTheKiller> Cerpin then falls asleep.
[00:44:54] [00:44:54] <00@11Cory> Why them?
[00:45:05] <FasterEddy> Cory: Look at their topic.
[00:45:09] [00:45:09] <00@11itisi> "Advanced Technology Extended"
[00:45:11] <FasterEddy> They're BEGGING for it.
[00:45:13] [00:45:13] <00@11Wolfeh> Oh okay, Austin, Texas.
[00:45:17] [00:45:17] <00@11Cory> Anniie is an IRC Operator - Server Administrator
[00:45:20] [00:45:20] <00@11Wolfeh> That's the reference that I saw.
[00:45:49] [00:45:49] <00@11Cory> Holz is an IRC Operator
[00:46:03] [00:46:03] <00@11ATXTheKiller> Cerpin wakes up when a hoog ship rams the ship he's stapled to.
[00:46:24] [00:46:24] <00@11Cory> Two IRCops in there.
[00:46:24] [00:46:24] <00@11ATXTheKiller> That tears his arm from one of the staples, and he then tears himself off the other three or two with his newfound strength.
[00:46:45] [00:46:45] <00@11Cory> One IRCop, and an admin.
[00:46:47] <FasterEddy> On second thought...
[00:46:49] [00:46:49] <00@11ATXTheKiller> He looks down and sees submarines, airplanes, and other ships floating around
[00:47:03] [00:47:03] <00@11Cory> =P
[00:47:04] [00:47:04] <00@11ATXTheKiller> And a black and white planet made of thousands of floating submarines.
[00:47:11] [00:47:11] <00@11ATXTheKiller> Exactly like a picture he drew.
[00:47:34] [00:47] >>> Holz has joined #anti-school
[00:47:34] * [^_^] sets mode: +v Holz
[00:47:46] * Looking up Holz user info...

That's about a six minute difference.

[SoulRiser]

SS is infamous enough already.

At this rate it'll become the new IRC operator hangout.

[Darthmat]

Oh lawd.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

No, you know what? Rizon fucking blows donkey cocks and I stand by it. Their IRCops and server admins are whiny pieces of shit. They camp out in the channel JUST because somebody was supposedly spamming, which they weren't, they ban people for posting links to certain unclothed specimens of the under 18 variety, and, as you said, they join the channel simply because you had the audacity (sarcasm) to whois them. They can blow me as far as I'm concerned.

[Abandoning Ship]

Thunder deals with my mechanical doppelganger:

<Lila> (a russian chick who entered the chat) are you all bots?))
<deathontwolegs> haha
<ATXTheKiller> Yes.
<ATXTheKiller> EXTERMINATE
<ATXTheKiller> EXTERMINATE
* maxh was kicked by ATXTheKiller (KILL)
<deathontwolegs> ..........
<fist> Lol.


Then, in a peer-to-peer chat...

<deathontwolegs> get a life.
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> RESPONSE:
<ATXTheKiller> NO U.
<deathontwolegs> LOL

He then becomes a bit.....racist:

<deathontwolegs> WHO ARE THESE FOREIGNERS INVADING OUR CHATROOM
<deathontwolegs> FIRST PUCHIKO
<deathontwolegs> NOW THIS HARLETT
<ATXTheKiller> Harlot*
<deathontwolegs> HARLOT
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<deathontwolegs> oh dear christ.
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<deathontwolegs> nooooooooooooooooo.
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> PROCESSING
<ATXTheKiller> RESPONSE:
<ATXTheKiller> NO U
<deathontwolegs> !part #anti-school

[Darthmat]

[04:29:54] <fist> Bbl.
[04:29:56] |<-- fist has left irc.rizon.net ()
[04:30:02] <Darthmat> Bitch. D:
[04:31:04] <ATXTheKiller> D:<
[04:32:00] <Eidolon> I hate women.

[Darthmat]

[07:25] * twentysix (~twentysix@Rizon-1F4B01F9.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #anti-school
[07:25] * [^_^] gives voice to twentysix
[07:25] <twentysix> haj.
[07:26] <twentysix> any-one here?
[07:26] <Darthmat> No
[07:26] <twentysix> okay.
[07:26] <twentysix> I guess I should leave then.
[07:26] <Darthmat> Bye.
[07:27] <twentysix> bye.
[07:27] <Cory> Bye.
[07:27] * twentysix has quit ()

[Cosbydaf]

<twentysix> Okay "23 minutes in hell"
<twentysix> sounds like the school registration day.