The Offical SS IRC Quotes page. (only for #anti-school)

[Darthmat]

[15:02] =-= Mode #anti-school +v Alucard483 by ChanServ
[15:03] <Darthmat> MACINTOSH IS BETTEWR!!!!
[15:03] <Stratovarius> Fail.
[15:04] <GunnerRecall> Fail.
[15:04] <Darthmat> Tha guy is such a moron.
[15:04] <Stratovarius> lmao
[15:04] <Darthmat> He came in and proved m post true.
[15:04] <Darthmat> my*
[15:04] <Darthmat> One of the best momements ever.
[15:04] <Darthmat> Moments*
[15:05] <itisi> woo calculus
[15:05] <itisi> Darthmat: you arent serious about macintosh i hope
[15:05] <itisi> cause i might have to stab a fucker in the eye
[15:06] <Darthmat> Lol, I'm not.
[15:06] <Darthmat> I enjoy using my Mac., but I don't see why it's better then PC.
[15:06] <Darthmat> Or why Pc is better.
[15:06] <Darthmat> I like 'em both.
[15:06] <Darthmat> HOLY SHIT
[15:06] <Darthmat> COMPROMISE O N THE INTERNEt
[15:06] <Alucard483> what?

[Abandoning Ship]

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<ATXTheKiller> These no swearing people obviously can't deal with everyday life...
<ATXTheKiller> Or swearing.
<ATXTheKiller> I'd hate to show them porn.
<Czaran> I'd love to fill a condom full of icecubes and build an army of robots to thrust it up all of their assholes
<ATXTheKiller> ......

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<@Stratovarius> WTF IS GOING ON
<@Stratovarius> GOD
<@Czaran> confuzzled
<@ATXTheKiller> Just go back to your homes, citizens.
* +deathontwolegs goes home.
<@ATXTheKiller> Go back to your TV dinners and gasoline powered turtleneck sweaters.
<+deathontwolegs> YOUR MOTHER'S HOME, HAHAHA!
<@Czaran> I don't know Obama is just as much of a stupid douche as anyone else
<@Stratovarius> i just wanted a black man to win
<@Stratovarius> cuz that's gonna be funny looking at a wall of presidents
<@Stratovarius> and it's like all white guys
<@Czaran> That'd be great, because then I could make a bunch of black jokes
<@Stratovarius> and then this black guy
<+deathontwolegs> obama isn't that black.
<@Czaran> he's black enough
<@Stratovarius> HE'S BLACK ENOUGH
<+deathontwolegs> not like, hardcore jungle black.
<@ATXTheKiller> And the majority of people will deny he was black.
<@Stratovarius> LOL
<@Wolfeh> Obama's hardly black.
<@ATXTheKiller> "Why is this Pic darker?"
<@Wolfeh> He's like, a white black person.
<@Stratovarius> lol
<@ATXTheKiller> "Errr....fire damage."
<@ATXTheKiller> "Very, very old picture."
<@Stratovarius> LOL
<+deathontwolegs> LOL
<@Czaran> "mommy, why's a darky in my book?"
<+deathontwolegs> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<@Stratovarius> LOL
<@Stratovarius> sorry that was a lot of LOLZ
<+deathontwolegs> it's not like swahili is his first language
<@ATXTheKiller> "I spilt chocolate sauce on it, honey."
<+deathontwolegs> and if appointed to office, he'll carry a tribal speart
<+deathontwolegs> spear
<@Stratovarius> LOL
<@ATXTheKiller> Hahaha
<+deathontwolegs> oh man.
<@Stratovarius> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Pokobama.gif
<@Czaran> yeah lulz would be had by all
<+deathontwolegs> that's going on the quotes page.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

<@Ahab> I promise to relocate the movie industry to Nashville, Tennessee where all movies produced will have wholesome muslim christian buddhist jew scientologist falun gong homosexual material

(on discussing what he'd do as president)

[Czaran]

Stratovarius posted this: (WARNING NSFW) http://www.gfmer.ch/selected_images_v2/ ... 36&stype=d
[22:53]<Wolfeh> Those boobie holes are h ot.
[22:53] <Czaran> brb I'm on that page
[22:53] <StratIsDvorak> Pro Tip: Stay out of Africa to avoid maggot breast.
[22:53] <deathontwolegs> change one word at a time from this sentence.
[22:53] <Czaran> getting lotion
[22:53] *** Ahab sets mode +o on Czaran
[22:53] <Wolfeh> I wonder what fucking them would feel like.
[22:53] <StratIsDvorak> O_o
[22:53] <StratIsDvorak> jesus
[22:53] <Czaran> oh yeah
[22:54] <Wolfeh> xD
[22:54] <Cosbydaf> Hey strat
[22:54] <Czaran> maggots turn me the FUCK on
[22:54] <Cosbydaf> take the last 4 words out of your warning
[22:54] <Cosbydaf> more accurate
[22:54] * Wolfeh just had to make a statement that you would see on /b/.
[22:54] <Wolfeh> IRL TROLLING FTW.
[22:54] <StratIsDvorak> lol
[22:54] <Czaran> I would fuck that hole
[22:54] <Wolfeh> Fuck yeah.
[22:54] <StratIsDvorak> i wanna put my junk in that maggot tunnel
[22:54] <Czaran> and a maggot would force its way down my pee-hole, MMMMMMMMMMM YEAH
[22:54] <StratIsDvorak> LOL
[22:54] <Ahab> Its the solution to most sex life problems: More holes
[22:55] <StratIsDvorak> lol
[22:55] <Czaran> MY CUM STREAM WOULD FORCE IT OUT WITH THE POWER OF OVER 9000 SPARTANS
[22:55] <StratIsDvorak> LOL
[22:55] <Wolfeh> You'd probably get confused whether the juices coming out at the end is the puss from the maggots, or your cum.
[22:55] <Ahab> Soon enough itll be
[22:55] <StratIsDvorak> LOL
[22:55] <StratIsDvorak> im fuckin' LOLing over here
[22:55] <Wolfeh> Lol.
[22:55] <Ahab> "Oh my god, why do you always fuck my shoulder hole? Are you gay?"
[22:55] <Czaran> should I put this in the IRC quote thread or is this too fucked up
[22:55] <Wolfeh> Do it.
[22:55] <Czaran> doing

This is Wolfeh's fault.

[Darthmat]

"Wolfeh: Do it."

DO IT, FAGGOT.

[youvebeenthunderstruck]

Not my finest moment.

<&deathontwolegs> circular reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> because circual reasoning works
<&deathontwolegs> ...
<&deathontwolegs> i misspelled circular.
<&deathontwolegs> 16 times.
<&deathontwolegs> MOTHERFUCK

[Sanjuro]

LOL


[19:16] <Shickamaru> and is chees a fruit
[19:16] <Rebel_n00b> no
[19:16] <Rebel_n00b> thats why you go to school >_>
[19:17] <Shickamaru> they said it can fly like a rock
[19:17] <Rebel_n00b> .......
[19:18] <Shickamaru> rocks can fly
[19:18] <Shickamaru> just not up
[19:18] <Rebel_n00b> uh huh
[19:18] <Shickamaru> or to the sides
[19:18] <Rebel_n00b> they dont fly
[19:18] <Shickamaru> they can fly down

[Abandoning Ship]

<fist> My cat's afraid of the storm. )=
<Vonunov> D:
<deathontwolegs> throw your cat in a bucket of acid >
<fist> D:
<deathontwolegs> ...
<deathontwolegs> D:
<itisi> you are a horrible person

[thewake]

Code:

(09:47:34 AM) Weswammy: im listening to NEver Gonna Give You Up by Rick AStley
(09:47:36 AM) Weswammy: good song
(09:47:52 AM) Cosbydaf: ....
(09:47:57 AM) Cosbydaf: You're kidding, right?
(09:48:05 AM) Cosbydaf: about it being a good song?
(09:48:18 AM) Weswammy: it is a good song
(09:48:28 AM) Cosbydaf: ...
(09:48:30 AM) Weswammy: wat?
(09:48:32 AM) Cosbydaf left the room (quit: Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.82.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.14/2008040413]).
(09:48:37 AM) Weswammy: LOL
(09:48:47 AM) Weswammy: second time that happened because of my beliefs

[SoulRiser]

Quote:[21:57] <FasterEddy> LOL. netsec is a flood monitor.
[21:58] <SoulRiser> aha. i was wondering who that is
[21:58] <Rebel_n00b> oh
[21:58] <FasterEddy> Anyone wanna test it?
[21:58] <Rebel_n00b> oo
[21:58] <Rebel_n00b> netsex is here
[21:58] <SoulRiser> nu!
[21:58] <SoulRiser> lol
[21:58] <Rebel_n00b> dont spam
[21:58] <Rebel_n00b> or say anything 5 times in a row
[21:58] <Wolfeh> Do it Eddy.
[21:58] <Rebel_n00b> otherwise you will get a klin
[21:58] <Rebel_n00b> *kline
[21:58] <SoulRiser> does netsec kill spam?
[21:58] <FasterEddy> 5 times in a row?
[21:58] <SoulRiser> lulz
[21:59] <Rebel_n00b> lol
[21:59] <SoulRiser> ... by eddy
[21:59] <Rebel_n00b> ok so
[21:59] <FasterEddy> Hmm....
[21:59] <SoulRiser> was nice knowin ya
[21:59] <Rebel_n00b> if someone says lol
[21:59] <Rebel_n00b> and someone else says lol
[21:59] <Rebel_n00b> and so on
[21:59] <Rebel_n00b> 5 times
[21:59] <Hodder> lol
[21:59] <Rebel_n00b> they willl all be klined
[21:59] <Cory> We all get K lined?
[21:59] <Cory> lol
[21:59] <FasterEddy> lol
[21:59] <Hodder> lol
[21:59] <Cory> lol
[21:59] <FasterEddy> lol
[21:59] <SoulRiser> lol
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[21:59] |<-- Cory has left irc.rizon.net (Connection closed)
[21:59] |<-- FasterEddy has left irc.rizon.net (Connection closed)
[21:59] |<-- Hodder has left irc.rizon.net (Connection closed)

Quote:[22:05] <deathontwolegs> oh, fuck it, why not
[22:05] <deathontwolegs> nice knowing you guys
[22:05] <deathontwolegs> lol
[22:05] <deathontwolegs> lol
[22:05] <deathontwolegs> lol
[22:05] <deathontwolegs> lol
[22:05] <deathontwolegs> lol
[22:05] |<-- deathontwolegs has left irc.rizon.net (Connection closed)

[Darthmat]

I got back on.... and avoided my 30 day Kline. =D

[Bob Dole]

3 days, lol. I'm probably just gonna wait it out.

[Cosbydaf]

Cosbydaf> Who is his archnemesis?

<Weswammy> arch nemisis?
<Cosbydaf> yeah
<Weswammy> i really dunno
<Cosbydaf> cant have a superhero without an archnemesis
<Weswammy> i never got that far
<Weswammy> i made other super heros in my younger days
<Cosbydaf> Give the Omega drive to Omega Warrior
<Weswammy> lol
<Weswammy> a covert government agent
<Cosbydaf> Yeah
<Weswammy> who has a super powered suit that utilizes the device
<Weswammy> but he gets dissillusioned with power
<Cosbydaf> no, He steals the Drive for himself and gains power similar to Alpha Warrior
<Weswammy> ok
<Weswammy> but how does he use it without the genetic mutation?
<Cosbydaf> dunno
<Weswammy> oh, its his OWN FATHER!
<Cosbydaf> nah
<Cosbydaf> his evil counterpart from another dimension
<Weswammy> how about the robotic suit that utilizes the power?
<Weswammy> oh
<Weswammy> another dimension
<Weswammy> that sounds cool.
<Cosbydaf> Like Bizarro
<Cosbydaf> Only without the speech impediment
<Weswammy> the other dimension was destroyed by OMEGA and ALPHA drive counterparts
<Cosbydaf> yup
<Weswammy> so he is the only survivor, comes here, and steals the omega drive from the pentagon
<Weswammy> right before the hacked it too, for the lulz
<Cosbydaf> he got some cp
<Cosbydaf> no, ALIEN cp!
<Weswammy> cp?
<Weswammy> cool powers?
<Cosbydaf> child pron
<Cosbydaf> lol

[Cory]

<&Cory> Hey Sanjuro
* Retrieving #anti-school modes...
<+Sanjuro> http://kobylka_v_pyzamu.bloguje.cz/img/tobi1.gif
<+Sanjuro> that is meh
<&Cory> Try activating the quizbot.
<&Cosbydaf> yeah
<&deathontwolegs> yeah, i want to play trivia
* |5| (~|5|@Rizon-1E2AF7A7.rcmdva.btas.verizon.net) has joined #anti-school
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<&Cosbydaf> type lol 5 seperate time
<+|5|> I divided by 0 >_>
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+|5|> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+|5|> lol
<&deathontwolegs> 5 interrupted it, try again.
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
* +Sanjuro (~Sanjuro@Rizon-393D47B1.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Connection closed)
<+|5|> LOL
* +|5| (~|5|@Rizon-1E2AF7A7.rcmdva.btas.verizon.net) Quit (Connection closed)
<&deathontwolegs>
<&Cory> HA!
<&deathontwolegs> HAHAHA
<&Cory> BOTH OF THEM! xD
<&deathontwolegs> both of them too, double whammy
<&Cosbydaf> That was great
<&deathontwolegs> cory, i love you
<&deathontwolegs> xD
<&Cosbydaf> Just incredible

[Darthmat]

Classic.

[Cosbydaf]

<deathontwolegs> if mr t celebrated the sabbath
<deathontwolegs> I PITY THE JEW
<Cosbydaf> nice
<Cosbydaf> Well, it would explain the gold
<Cosbydaf> lmao
<deathontwolegs> LOL

[cp]

Cosbydaf Wrote:<Cosbydaf> he got some cp
<Cosbydaf> no, ALIEN cp!
<Weswammy> cp?
<Weswammy> cool powers?
<Cosbydaf> child pron

No ME! lol

[Cosbydaf]

cp Wrote:

Cosbydaf Wrote:<Cosbydaf> he got some cp
<Cosbydaf> no, ALIEN cp!
<Weswammy> cp?
<Weswammy> cool powers?
<Cosbydaf> child pron

No ME! lol

Ah, my mistake then! lol!

[SoulRiser]

LOL @ quizbot pwnage.
You guys are mean.

[Bob Dole]

:D Did somebody actually fall for that?

[SoulRiser]

Look on page 5.

[Bob Dole]

LOL. I was the one who set that. :D

[Sunbourn]

I got pwnt. >_> Didn't register to me that if i said "LOL" after he said it 5 times I'd get pwnt.

[Bob Dole]

I think you got k-lined manually. If it was automatic you would've gotten k-lined the first time you completed the 5 "lol"s. I'm guessing phiber optik was lurking on invisible and wanted to have some lulz.

[Sunbourn]

Anonymous1.0 Wrote:I think you got k-lined manually. If it was automatic you would've gotten k-lined the first time you completed the 5 "lol"s. I'm guessing phiber optik was lurking on invisible and wanted to have some lulz.

No. The other guy said lol 5 times and got k-lined and then I said LOL at him cause he got k-lined and since nobody said anything inbetween us I got k-lined.

[Bob Dole]

If that was true, then this would've gotten you both kicked.
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+Sanjuro> lol
<+|5|> lol

The bot doesn't recognize differences in username.

[Sunbourn]

It recognises it once the first person has been k-lined.

[Bob Dole]

Hmm. That makes no logical sense though. So it might be that the bot is just FUBAR, or phiber was fucking around.

[Sunbourn]

Anonymous1.0 Wrote:Hmm. That makes no logical sense though. So it might be that the bot is just FUBAR, or phiber was fucking around.

Say lol 5 sensecutive times in the irc and then when you get k-lined have somebody else say lol right after you get k-lined with nothing in between and see if he gets k-lined.