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The Offical SS IRC Quotes page. (only for #anti-school)
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Re: The Offical SS IRC Quotes page.

This topic has so much win. Rofl Rofl Rofl
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youvebeenthunderstruck Wrote:* ProSchoolMan is now known as InternetPredator
* Ahab is now known as YoungInnocentBoy
* youvebeenthunderstruck is now known as NannyStateOfficial
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<Wolfeh> I wish I could get away with murder legally...
<Wolfeh> Omg.
<Wolfeh> I should be a police officer!
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[19:07]    <Darthmatrocks>    Oh
[19:07]    <Wolfeh>    Lol.
[19:07]    <deathontwolegs>    Lol.
[19:07]    <Darthmatrocks>    I did a spamming of the chat with "FIST FIST FIST"
[19:07]    <Darthmatrocks>    And
[19:07]    <deathontwolegs>    combo breaker
[19:07]    <Darthmatrocks>    I did such a long one
[19:07]    <Darthmatrocks>    My computer crashed
[19:08]    <Darthmatrocks>    :X
[19:08]    <deathontwolegs>    it's the wrath of the fist.
[19:08]    <Wolfeh>    E-karma.
[19:08]    <deathontwolegs>    wolf, do me a favor.
[19:08]    <Wolfeh>    What would that be?
[19:08]    <deathontwolegs>    kill half the members. i don't want to read all the posts.
[19:08]    <Wolfeh>    >:3
[19:08]    <Darthmatrocks>    D:
[19:08]    <Wolfeh>    I wish I could get away with murder legally...
[19:09]    <Wolfeh>    Omg.
[19:09]    <Wolfeh>    I should be a police officer!
[19:09]    <Darthmatrocks>    o.O
[19:09]    <Darthmatrocks>    LOL
[19:09]    <deathontwolegs>    Lol.
[19:09]    <Wolfeh>    Or maybe a justice of teh Supreme Court.
[19:09]    <Wolfeh>    So I can murder rights. =D
[19:09]    <deathontwolegs>    you'd be better than those other clusterfucks
[19:09]    <deathontwolegs>    ew, clusterfucks.
[19:09]    <deathontwolegs>    that term sucks ass.
[19:09]    <Wolfeh>    Lolol.
[19:09]    <deathontwolegs>    sucks ass also sucks.
[19:10]    <deathontwolegs>    i'm just gonna speak normally.
[19:10]    <Wolfeh>    I usually say, "sucks dick."
[19:10]    <deathontwolegs>    the phrase and the action go hand in hand.
[19:10]    <deathontwolegs>    and often, dick in hand.
[19:11]    <Wolfeh>    I like dick in hand...
[19:11]    <Wolfeh>    I mean.
[19:11]    <deathontwolegs>    who doesn't.
[19:11]    <Wolfeh>    Yeah, I agree.
[19:11]    <deathontwolegs>    well, fist.

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Don't spill the coffee, Wolf!

<Wolfeh> Ew, teh drink is gross. x_o
[01:58] <Ahab> ill down it
[01:58] <Ahab> just throw it on your keyboard
[01:58] <Ahab> trust me, ittl transfer to mine
[01:58] <Wolfeh> K.
[01:58] * lifeischeese np: melvins - the savage hippy [03:34m/192Kbps/44KHz]
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[23:21] <Alucard483> they packed a few million ballons with enough incidiary bombs to level LA
[23:22] <Freak> ...know whos plan
[23:22] <Freak> haha
[23:22] <Freak> Yeah
[23:22] <Alucard483> however
[23:22] <Alucard483> winds changed
[23:22] <Alucard483> an they hit oregon
[23:22] <Alucard483> in the bonnies
[23:22] <Alucard483> 2 people died
[23:22] <Alucard483> in all
[23:22] <Alucard483> because thye hit it with a hammer

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[11:14] <Alucard483> i made and ate nearly a lb of pancakes
[11:14] * Puchiko drools
[11:14] <Alucard483> my god did I have the munchies

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[21:47] <Alucard483> so
[21:48] <Alucard483> just cause he has a pincone up his ass dosnt mean
[21:48] <Alucard483> that the rest of us cant have fun

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<Puchiko> Uh, I'm just reading a forum thread and wondering... is Kirby really such a grammar Nazi that they say she is?

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<~lifeischeese> then theres my other favorite
<~lifeischeese> 1. put some eggs in a bowl
<+rAnx> I can already tell I don't what to know where this is going
<~lifeischeese> 2. add cream and whisk it
<~ATX-Aweigh> What, without cracking the eggs?
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[15:37]    <Eidolon>    I hate having fun.
[15:37]    <Eidolon>    It's so stupid.
[15:38]    <Darthmatrocks>    Agreed.
[15:38]    <Darthmatrocks>    We should all be uptight and ridgid.
[15:38]    <Eidolon>    Yeah!
[15:38]    <Eidolon>    That should be fun.

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Laugh

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Quote:[00:00:55] <@xcriteria> comments? download/file.php?id=252&mode=view
[00:01:17] * ~SoulRiser clicks
[00:01:25] <~SoulRiser> lol
[00:01:30] <~SoulRiser> yay for stick men! Razz
[00:01:34] <~thu> NO I WILL NOT CLICK ON YOUR LINK
[00:01:36] <@xcriteria> lol
[00:01:42] <@xcriteria> I have no artistic skill Smile
[00:01:50] <~thu> ...wow
[00:01:57] »» Darthmatrocks is now known as Darthmat
[00:01:57] <~thu> ...awesome... stick drawings.
[00:01:59] <~SoulRiser> ohhhh now i see what that's supposed to be
[00:02:01] <@xcriteria> it's just a mock-up
[00:02:03] <~SoulRiser> Biggrin
[00:02:09] <~thu> you're... talented.
[00:02:15] <~SoulRiser> the layout is good
[00:02:32] <@Ahab> dude, it looks like he lost his arms at school
[00:02:32] <@Ahab> sucks dude
[00:02:35] <@Ahab> poor stick man
[00:02:35] <&Darthmat> Biggrin
[00:02:36] <~SoulRiser> lol
[00:02:37] <@Ahab> WHY SCHOOL?
[00:02:37] <@xcriteria> rotfl!
[00:02:38] <~thu> yeah, shop class
[00:02:40] <@Ahab> SEVER HIS ARMS?
[00:02:44] <~SoulRiser> hahaha
[00:02:48] <~SoulRiser> CHILD ABUSE!
[00:03:13] <@xcriteria> I'm trying not to spit out my ramen... laughing too hard
[00:03:13] <@xcriteria> hehe
[00:03:49] <~SoulRiser> i have a similar problem here
[00:04:09] <@Ahab> "Mr. Stick, as a punishment for failing to do the quadratic formula 2-2 worksheet, we will chop off both your arms?" "But I have constitutional rights?" "Constitution? You mean the thing our beloved representative wipes his ass with every morning at 11 o'clock? Yeah, well, see what he has to say when you have no arms, BITCH"
[00:04:12] <~SoulRiser> i also think the school desk is bad for his back
[00:04:15] <~SoulRiser> it's kinda crooked
[00:04:24] <~SoulRiser> rofl
[00:04:45] <@Ahab> I like his belly too
[00:04:45] <@xcriteria> lol
[00:05:01] <~SoulRiser> that's his belly? i thought his legs were broken

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:waah:
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[20:41]    <Darthmatrocks>    Oh.
[20:41]    <Darthmatrocks>    Sorry.
[20:41]    <Darthmatrocks>    /b/ is sort of a group of people on the internet who do raids.
[20:41]    <ginoman>    raids?
[20:41]    <Darthmatrocks>    'Cyber-terrorists.'
[20:42]    <ginoman>    what kind of raids?
[20:42]    <Darthmatrocks>    Attacking a website.
[20:42]    <Darthmatrocks>    Trying to shut it down.
[20:42]    <ginoman>    this happens often to SS?
[20:42]    <Darthmatrocks>    No.
[20:42]    <Darthmatrocks>    Once, in its history.
[20:42]    <ginoman>    they obviously failed
[20:42]    <Darthmatrocks>    Lol, majorly.
[20:42]    <ginoman>    what did they do to the site?
[20:43]    <Darthmatrocks>    Just posted shock pics.
[20:43]    <ginoman>    ... like porn?
[20:43]    <Darthmatrocks>    Ever hear of Goatse or Tubgirl?
[20:43]    <ginoman>    .. no
[20:44]    <Darthmatrocks>    Dude.
[20:44]    <Darthmatrocks>    How new are you to the internet?
[20:45]    <ginoman>    ..... I'm a computer science student... I've been on the internet since I was 10..... I'm 19
[20:45]    <Darthmatrocks>    Lol. I mean the internets.
[20:45]    <ginoman>    plural?
[20:45]    <Darthmatrocks>    Like, the dusty corner underneath the bed of the internet. The 'bad' parts.
[20:46]    <Darthmatrocks>    urbandictionary.com
[20:46]    <Darthmatrocks>    that should help.
[20:46]    <ginoman>    ........ ohhhh...........uhhhhhhh..........
[20:46]    * ginoman    turns red and says never heard of them
[20:46]    <Darthmatrocks>    xD
[20:46]    <Darthmatrocks>    I was new at one time too. :)
[20:47]    <Darthmatrocks>    Ask in the general chat. Get a better answer there.
[20:47]    <ginoman>    .... Goatse.... and Tubgirl?
[20:47]    <Darthmatrocks>    Lol. Ask for 'an introduction to the internets.'
[20:49]    <ginoman>    ..... I think I'm gonna throw up!
[20:50]    <ginoman>    that can't be real
[20:50]    * ginoman    is scarred for life
[20:50]    <Darthmatrocks>    Oh fuck.
[20:50]    <ginoman>    what?
[20:50]    <Darthmatrocks>    You didn't google it di you?!?!
[20:50]    <ginoman>    ......
[20:50]    * ginoman    pukes

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Oh dear. Poor ginoman...

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
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[20:50] <Alucard483> wait
[20:50] <Alucard483> your teacher deals?
[20:50] <Alucard483> lol
[20:50] <Alucard483> that is SO FUNNY
[20:50] <AUGpwnzors> lol yea

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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.

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<ATXTheKiller> "Flush twice, it's a long way to the school's cafeteria"
<Suicidal-kun> But I love soup!!!

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<Alucard483> *my
<Alucard483> klol
<Alucard483> i just did
<Alucard483> but i cant remember nuit
<Alucard483> how ljopnm ghave  iob ee gfone?
<Alucard483> i migfhthn vae paswased oujtgf
<Alucard483> loll
<Alucard483> ki can harfvb dlyt lift tehnb gfalss tlo my face

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<Alucard483> imnget knocked down
<Alucard483> buhtgfx kmige tfup; agikna
<Alucard483> daddadadsasd
<Alucard483> pissing eth night away
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Me and xcriteria on alucard's drunkardness...

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<xcriteria> how much did he drink?
<ATXTheKiller> Hah.
<ATXTheKiller> Half a glass of Budweiser.
<xcriteria> rotfl
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half a glass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, more like 14 double pint glasses worth

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
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wha? alkohol maeks u klever!

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[18:52]    <SoulRiser>    i'm going to sleep :)
[18:52]    <thu>    night
[18:52]    <Ahab>    Fun
[18:52]    <Darthmat>    Bai. >:3
[18:52]    <Ahab>    just as we get to dick
[18:52]    <Ahab>    You bail
[18:52]    <SoulRiser>    nitey wackos
[18:52]    <Darthmat>    Sleep wif one eye open. >:3
[18:52]    <SoulRiser>    hahaha
[18:52]    <Ahab>    Night
[18:52]    <SoulRiser>    ... will do
[18:52]    <Wolfeh>    "Beastiality is waaaaaay against park regulations."
[18:52]    <Darthmat>    xD
[18:52]    <SoulRiser>    adios
[18:52]    <Darthmat>    Bai
[18:52]    <Darthmat>    OMG
[18:52]    <Darthmat>    NO
[18:52]    <Darthmat>    WAIt
[18:52]    <Ahab>    take care
[18:52]    <Justin>    Goodnight sugartits
[18:52]    <Wolfeh>    G'night.
[18:52]    <Darthmat>    I prevented you from going to bed longer :D
[18:52]    <Justin>    ;)
[18:52]    =-=    Justin was booted from #anti-school by SoulRiser (gnite bitch ‹48›)
[18:52]    =-=    YOU (Darthmat) have been booted from #anti-school by thu (good night)
[18:52]    -->|    YOU (Darthmat) have joined #anti-school
[18:52]    =-=    Topic for #anti-school is “School Survival [www.school-survival.net] Rejecting each others realities since 1999”
[18:52]    =-=    Topic for #anti-school was set by Ahab!~northcaro@Rizon-2CCE619F.dllstx.fios.verizon.net on Sun, May 11, 2008 6:04:11 PM
[18:52]    =-=    Mode #anti-school +ao Darthmat Darthmat by ChanServ
[18:52]    <SoulRiser>    lol
[18:53]    <Darthmat>    Justin: LOOOOOOOOOL
[18:53]    -->|    Justin (~Justin@Rizon-23EB47D6.dslaccess.co.uk) has joined #anti-school
[18:53]    =-=    Mode #anti-school +v Justin by ChanServ
[18:53]    <Ahab>    remember, only spread your feminist man hating agenda to a certain crowd
[18:53]    <SoulRiser>    heheheheh.
[18:53]    <Darthmat>    xD
[18:53]    <SoulRiser>    ok bye
[18:53]    <Darthmat>    BAI
[18:53]    * SoulRiser    flees
[18:53]    <Darthmat>    BOO
[18:53]    <Darthmat>    BRAAAAAAAAINZ
[18:53]    |<--    SoulRiser has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.)
[18:53]    <Darthmat>    UST EAT DEM
[18:53]    <thu>    bah.'
[18:53]    <Justin>    She totally wants me.

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Re: The Offical SS IRC Quotes page.

<+Cosbydaf> cowardism i guess
<+Cosbydaf> or too stupid to see the problems
<+Cosbydaf> maybe a little of both
* ~thu slaps Cosbydaf around a bit with a large trout
<+Eidolon> I'm still thinking about sitting outside the school here with some sort of picket sign
<+Cosbydaf> Mmm, smells like fish
<~thu> ...
<~thu> it IS fish.
<+Eidolon> It'll say "Come sit by me"
<~thu> LOL
<+Cosbydaf> i was thinkin of something else
<+Cosbydaf> HEHEHE
<~thu> +3 to eidolon. Biggrin
<+Eidolon> Whoohoo!
<+Cosbydaf> TRYING TO RID THE WORLD OF FISH
<~thu> i kind of stole HC's idea
<+Cosbydaf> YOU GAVE IT THE BEST ONE EVER
<~thu> "2 happy camper points to <name>"
<+Cosbydaf> AND NOW
<+Cosbydaf> IM GONNA SLAP YOU WITH IT
<+Cosbydaf> *slap*
* +Eidolon slaps Cosbydaf around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Eidolon around a bit with a large trout
<&Darthmat> ***** CAN'T YOU SEE THAT ALL MY CASTLES ARE BURNING
* +Eidolon slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* +Eidolon slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
<&Darthmat> What belongs were '****' is?
<&Darthmat> I wonder if anyone knows.
<&Darthmat> Or if they are musically retarted. Biggrin
<+Eidolon> a bunch of stars, obviously
<&Darthmat> >[
* ~thu slaps Wolfeh around a bit with a large trout
<&Darthmat> Lyrics, bitch.
<&Cory> FIRE IN THE SKY
* ~thu slaps Cory around a bit with a large trout
* +Shadow_ slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
<&Darthmat> Cory: NICE~! Biggrin
* ~thu slaps Shadow_ around a bit with a large trout
* &Cory slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
<+Cosbydaf> SMOKE ON THE WATER
<&Darthmat> NICE!*
* +Shadow_ slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Cosbydaf around a bit with a large trout
<+Cosbydaf> FIRE ON THE WATER
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
<&Darthmat> Cory: Google or knowledge?
<+Cosbydaf> WATER ON THE WATER
* ~thu slaps Cosbydaf around a bit with a large trout
* +Shadow_ slaps Shadow_ around a bit with a large trout
* +Shadow_ slaps Orion` around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
<+Cosbydaf> GIANT TROUT SLAP ON THE WATER
* +Shadow_ slaps Eidolon around a bit with a large trout
* +Shadow_ slaps Cosbydaf around a bit with a large trout
* +Shadow_ slaps Rebel_n00b around a bit with a large trout
* +Shadow_ slaps itisi around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Orion` around a bit with a large trout
<&Cory> Knoledge.
* +Shadow_ slaps Ahab around a bit with a large trout
<+Cosbydaf> AND FIAR IN TEH SKY
<&Cory> Ozzy! ^^
<+Eidolon> Enough slappage!
* ~thu slaps Shadow_ around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Eidolon around a bit with a large trout
<&Darthmat> Cory: Nice. Biggrin
* +Shadow_ slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Shadow_ around a bit with a large trout
<+Cosbydaf> godammn we're gonna need band-aids
<+Shadow_> OUCH D=
<+Cosbydaf> CALL THE NURSE
* @Ahab slaps thunder around with a large cock
* ~thu slaps Ahab around a bit with a large trout
<@Ahab> OH, BURN
* ~thu slaps Cosbydaf around a bit with a large trout
<+Cosbydaf> OOOOOH
<+Cosbydaf> ow
<+Shadow_> OH YEA CALL THE NURSE Wooooo
<+Cosbydaf> SON OF A BITCH
* ~thu slaps lifeischeese around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps ATXTheKiller around a bit with a large trout
* +Shadow_ slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps xcriteria around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Shadow_ around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Rebel_n00b around a bit with a large trout
<+Cosbydaf> *Cosbydaf pulls out assault rifle*
* +Shadow_ slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps itisi around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Cosbydaf around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Shadow_ around a bit with a large trout
* +Shadow_ hides
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
<+Cosbydaf> pew pew
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
<+Cosbydaf> yummy
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
* ~thu slaps Cosbydaf around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* +Eidolon slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
* ~thu slaps Eidolon around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
<+Eidolon> This is ridiculous.
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* &Darthmat tears the fish in two, and then cooks and eats it.
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
<+Shadow_> ENOUUUGH
* ~thu slaps Darthmat around a bit with a large trout
* ~thu slaps Shadow_ around a bit with a large trout
<+Cosbydaf> YOU'RE OVERLOADING IT
* @Ahab slaps thunder in the face
<+Shadow_> =.=
<&Cory> ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
<+Cosbydaf> ITS GONNA BLOW
<+Eidolon> I LOVE GOATSE
* ~thu slaps thu around a bit with a large trout
<@Ahab> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<+Shadow_> ENUF NUBZ
<+Shadow_> sheesh =.=
<&Cory> I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING TROUT IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAT
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Quote:<&Cory> I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING TROUT IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAT

Rofl

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That was the most epic trout slapping ever.

EDIT: And my Iron Monger quote was in there too! AWESUM
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Quote:* +Shadow_ slaps Shadow_ around a bit with a large trout
Huh...
I had to slow down my clicks...lol

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Amber Goes to the OBGYN (Abridged version)


<Freak> Then the doctor almost molested me :-/
<Freak> He was going to....
<Freak> Srsly
<xcriteria_cell> Really?
<Freak> Mmmhmm
<Freak> He was like "OMGZ! Yer period has been going on for a weekzorgz and a half!!11"
<Freak> "Yer gonna go on birthcontrolz er yu dies man!"
<Cory> *rape rape rape rape rape*
<ATXTheKiller> Rofl
<Freak> Then he wanted to stick his thing in me
<ATXTheKiller> ...his thing?
<Freak> his thing = spreader thing that spreads that walls in yer cunt
<Freak> haha
<ATXTheKiller> Oooo.
<ATXTheKiller> That's gotta be embarassing.
<Freak> And then I was like "OH NOES YOU ARE NAWT STICKING THAT IN MAH!"
<Freak> "Why nawt"
<Freak> "IT WONT FIT" D:<
<ATXTheKiller> (Note: They actually talked like that.)
<Freak> haha
<Freak> And then he went through the "Has you had sezualintercorez?"
<ATXTheKiller> ...
<Freak> And I said "nu u! D:<"
<Freak> And he didnt have to give me a pap swear! W00T
<Freak> You see, you can't get a pap smear if you're a virgin
<Freak> It wont fit...
<Freak> But I got birth control
<Freak> And now I have to take one everyday D=
<Freak> So thats my story.
<Freak> What did you guys do today?
<Freak> ...
<Darthmat> Freak did not get laid
<Freak> Yeah
<Freak> Thats why I didnt get a pap smear...
<Freak> Its like trying to stick: ====== into: .
<Darthmat> Did it hurt? :o
<Freak> I didnt get it done D:<
<Darthmat> ?
<Freak> VIRGINS CANT GET PAPSMEARS
<Darthmat> WHat did happen?
<Freak> I told him I'm not sexually actiivveve
<ATXTheKiller> Rofl
<Freak> haha
<ATXTheKiller> Wonderful diagram there, amber.
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Not from IRC, from Steam chat, but i couldn't think of anywhere else to post it:
Quote:Jonno: reinstall everything
Viscarder: We tried THAT
Viscarder: Still didn't work, same error
Jonno: reinstall windows
Viscarder: Some thing wrong with my drivers, tried to reinstall still didn't work
Jonno: reinstall IRL
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