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On a less serious note BABY
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Blobthe15
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On a less serious note BABY
BABY THINK IT OVER PLAN
Basically, I have a plastic baby that weighs 7-8 pounds. It has sensors that can detect
1. If it's being fed
2. If the diaper just got changed
3. If it's being rough handled
4. If the sensor on my arm is next to it
5. It it's being rocked
6. If it's being burped
7. If it's head is back
It'll need to be rocked/fed/changing diapers/burped during the course of the 1 night I will have it.
I also have a car seat, a change of clothes, and a blanket to help me with this baby.
If I don't get to it in 2 minutes of it starting to cry, then I'll have a neglect, which means -points
It will wake me up in the middle of the night. I'm the only one who can care for it, since I have a sensor on my arm.
I also have to write down every time it cries.
Shiiiieeeet
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(02-08-2012 01:06 PM)Lunatic Wrote: everyone says emo is like a music style or hair stile or clothing or cutting yourself but i think its like a sexuality just like being gay but a different kind of gay just like transexuals you know
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I would smash it against a wall and bring the crumbling remains to class.
Quote:It will wake me up in the middle of the night. I'm the only one who can care for it, since I have a sensor on my arm.
A sensor, huh?  Never mind the fact that you probably don't get very much sleep anyways since school makes its inmates students get up at an unholy hour and it'll wake you up in the middle of the night? Man, just fall asleep in class and when they get pissed and start yelling, say that the baby woke you up so you couldn't get any sleep.
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Re: On a less serious note BABY
Ah crying... nothing a bit of curbstomping won't help.
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.Manicrose. Wrote:I would smash it against a wall and bring the crumbling remains to class.
Quote:It will wake me up in the middle of the night. I'm the only one who can care for it, since I have a sensor on my arm.
A sensor, huh? Never mind the fact that you probably don't get very much sleep anyways since school makes its inmates students get up at an unholy hour and it'll wake you up in the middle of the night? Man, just fall asleep in class and when they get pissed and start yelling, say that the baby woke you up so you couldn't get any sleep.
It costs like a 1000 dollars.
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(02-08-2012 01:06 PM)Lunatic Wrote: everyone says emo is like a music style or hair stile or clothing or cutting yourself but i think its like a sexuality just like being gay but a different kind of gay just like transexuals you know
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Re: On a less serious note BABY
Umm why in the fuck are you doing child development
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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:Umm why in the fuck are you doing child development
Because it's a part of a class I have to take? Teen Living in my school.
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(02-08-2012 01:06 PM)Lunatic Wrote: everyone says emo is like a music style or hair stile or clothing or cutting yourself but i think its like a sexuality just like being gay but a different kind of gay just like transexuals you know
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So your school automatically assumes everyone is going to be a teen parent or something?
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BaronVonStrangle Wrote:So your school automatically assumes everyone is going to be a teen parent or something?
It doesn't help at all if you get pregnant before you have to take care of a baby. If that was the case they might as well not give a shit.
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(02-08-2012 01:06 PM)Lunatic Wrote: everyone says emo is like a music style or hair stile or clothing or cutting yourself but i think its like a sexuality just like being gay but a different kind of gay just like transexuals you know
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lol wtf
There's gotta be some way to hack that thing. Remove batteries? 
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paint it camo and then say he got drafted
War is stupid.
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Have fun. We use eggs.
"Ask them no more questions, never hear them lying"
People say the problem with me is I have psychotic tendencies and care not about other human beings I don't like and or know. So?
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Phrozen_Soul Wrote:Have fun. We use eggs.
We get a bag of flour lol.
Course, I'm not in the child development class so w/e...
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Kept me up all night. Feeling somewhat peaceful though.
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(02-08-2012 01:06 PM)Lunatic Wrote: everyone says emo is like a music style or hair stile or clothing or cutting yourself but i think its like a sexuality just like being gay but a different kind of gay just like transexuals you know
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I see people at my school carrying them around all the time. I lol at them and then proceed to shake the baby until they get an F.
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I remember those. One of the football players took his doll and body slammed it into a wooden table WWE style, then kicked it across the football field. You could hear the health teacher scream out "What the fuck did you do!?" though out the school, when it came time to download all the data. Funny as hell.
Also, this;
Quote:If I don't get to it in 2 minutes of it starting to cry, then I'll have a neglect, which means -points
is bullshit. Babies can cry for no reason if they want to. My niece will fight fatigue if she doesn't want to take a nap, to the point where the only thing my sister can do is put her in a crib and close the door. That kid will scream for 10 minutes before she finally gives in.
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...schools still do this?
Also, pretty fucking intense. Arm sensors? 
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Elfy Wrote:Ah crying... nothing a bit of curbstomping won't help.
Best advice I've seen so far.
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Ayliana Wrote:I remember those. One of the football players took his doll and body slammed it into a wooden table WWE style, then kicked it across the football field. You could hear the health teacher scream out "What the fuck did you do!?" though out the school, when it came time to download all the data. Funny as hell.
Also, this;
Quote:If I don't get to it in 2 minutes of it starting to cry, then I'll have a neglect, which means -points
is bullshit. Babies can cry for no reason if they want to. My niece will fight fatigue if she doesn't want to take a nap, to the point where the only thing my sister can do is put her in a crib and close the door. That kid will scream for 10 minutes before she finally gives in.
Sometimes it will "Just be fussy" Which means you have to get to it and rock it, but you just wait for it to subside. It didn't happen for me.
Our Teen Living Teacher is a nice person so we act pretty cool about it.
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