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I'm new here obviously, so I must introduce myself. My name's Dylan. I'm a freshman, and I hate school as I hate the bowels of hell. I'm socially retarded and want to express myself so badly when I'm in school. However, I'm sure you guys will be my pals.
03-26-2008 02:19 PM
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yes, and welcome to SS

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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03-26-2008 02:32 PM
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We sure will, and welcome! Pirate Arr Pirate2

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03-27-2008 04:57 AM
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Hey there! And may I just say:

Awesome avatar, man.

Incesticide is one of my favorite albums ever. Buttrock
03-27-2008 05:29 AM
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ssjin4gohan Wrote:I'm socially retarded
Not to bring up a bad topic, but what exactly to you mean by that?

Oh, and Welcome

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
03-27-2008 07:22 AM
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darthmat Wrote:
ssjin4gohan Wrote:I'm socially retarded
Not to bring up a bad topic, but what exactly to you mean by that?

Oh, and Welcome
I don't talk too much. Thanks for the welcomes. Incesticide is a great album indeed.
03-27-2008 07:25 AM
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That doesn't make you a social retard.

Believe me, I know a couple.

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
03-27-2008 07:29 AM
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freshman? dude you have SOOOOO much time to turn that around. Try smoking pot, that always helps....jk....or am I Goingcrazy

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.

Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
03-27-2008 07:58 AM
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Welcome to the land of socially retarded geniuses... Nutter

Though, some of us are retarded in other ways too. But being retarded can actually be a good thing sometimes. BTW, the cake is a lie. There is no pie, either. I'm hungry.

mmmmm food.
/runs off to feeed.

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Greetings mortal.
03-27-2008 01:23 PM
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Hi there.
Would...would you mind unstrapping this straight jacket the other members made me wear? =D

I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN

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03-27-2008 02:10 PM
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SoulRiser Wrote:Welcome to the land of socially retarded geniuses... Nutter

Though, some of us are retarded in other ways too. But being retarded can actually be a good thing sometimes. BTW, the cake is a lie. There is no pie, either. I'm hungry.

mmmmm food.
/runs off to feeed.
ITS NOT A LIE DAMNIT! WHY OH WHY IS IT ALWAYS A LIE?!?!?!?!?!? I love it so, but its always a lie, *sniff* always a lie. Sad Sad Sad

Oh and welcome to SS, if you couldn't tell from some of the other posts in this topic alone, we're not that very stable in the head. Biggrin

*Lets Zero out of his jacket.*
03-27-2008 06:05 PM
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Suicidal-kun Wrote:*Lets Zero out of his jacket.*

*There where no survivors*

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03-27-2008 06:49 PM
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Zero Wrote:
Suicidal-kun Wrote:*Lets Zero out of his jacket.*

*There where no survivors*
Wait a minute.....I don't recall doing that.......meh, maybe I did, and even if I didn't, I probably would've anyways. And no survivors, huh? I've been wondering why I've been looking a lot more transparencyish lately.
03-27-2008 08:29 PM
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Hai ^^

Someone, lock Zero back up. How does he keep getting out of his cage... We need better padlocks.

Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
but I got him where I want him now...

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Well - yeah In am hot. Obviously. Your lovely an al;l but I have the better genes and I'm roasting hot!
03-28-2008 07:05 AM
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may I suggest euthinization?

" I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. " ~From the television show The Wonder Years
03-28-2008 09:51 AM
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Killing mercifully?

Ew.

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
03-28-2008 10:27 AM
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darthmat Wrote:Killing mercifully?

Ew.
Yeah, that's not right. You would be disrespecting zero that way, I'm sure he'd want to go out in the most gruesome, disgusting, painful, yet slightly erotic way possible.
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Slightly erotic?

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Zero Wrote:Slightly erotic?
Did I say slightly? What I meant to say was incredibly and extremely erotic.
03-28-2008 07:20 PM
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Suicidal-kun Wrote:
Zero Wrote:Slightly erotic?
Did I say slightly? What I meant to say was incredibly and extremely erotic.

Now were getting someplace. *Grabs DSX'S Nut Remover* how about this? and as for something erotic how about SK's sig?

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hola me and pieman are the retards Biggrin
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I have nuts like Manly J. Man's, and thus, I can NOT be emasculated.
Also, everyone on the site is dead, except me, I killed you all and I'm going to do the same to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE, and every other universe.

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Zero Wrote:I have nuts like Manly J. Man's, and thus, I can NOT be emasculated.
Also, everyone on the site is dead, except me, I killed you all and I'm going to do the same to the ENTIRE UNIVERSE, and every other universe.
I'm dead? Fuck.
03-30-2008 05:37 AM
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You're immortal now and can do all kinds of supernatural power things, think of all the weird fucked up ghost sex you can have with random people.

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03-30-2008 05:40 AM
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Zero Wrote:You're immortal now and can do all kinds of supernatural power things, think of all the weird fucked up ghost sex you can have with random people.
Ghost sex with random people? Nice! Never thought of that! Now to find some random hot chick and have ghost sex with her.
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Suicidal-kun Wrote:Now to find some random hot chick and have ghost sex with her.
*Ahem.*
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Little known fact, all ghosts engage in giant ghost orgies anytime they're not tormenting someone, they're also big on trying different stuff, nothing is too weird for a ghost.

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KittyKatBlack Wrote:
Suicidal-kun Wrote:Now to find some random hot chick and have ghost sex with her.
*Ahem.*
Er...what I meant to say was, now to go to Georgia and have ghost sex with you! Biggrin
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Suicidal-kun Wrote:
KittyKatBlack Wrote:
Suicidal-kun Wrote:Now to find some random hot chick and have ghost sex with her.
*Ahem.*
Er...what I meant to say was, now to go to Georgia and have ghost sex with you! Biggrin
That's more like it. Biggrin
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