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CLINT EASTWOOD:

If Clint was president he would never have bombed Iraq he would have walked into Saddams palace with two shotguns and an empty bottle of whiskey. Saddam would have tried to shoot him but the bullets would have bounced off Clint. Then Clint would have given Saddam a strange look. Then BANG BANG Saddams dead. Then Clint would pick up Saddams chick and move to Mexico with suitcases full of Saddams money.

2PAC:

He should so come out of hiding and run for President. He would so win. Then his first order of business would be Thug Life. Just Thug Life thats it. "Mr President what to do you plan to do about the Credit Crises?" 2PAC: "Thug Life Bitches." Then BANG Saddams dead. And we have to remember to respect our sisters. But Jay Z and Kanye would try to kill him. And that would be so not Thug Life. And hes not dead btw i saw him at the chinken shop down the road 2 and a half years ago. He was with these two chicks.


Thats it just these two guys. No one else is allowed to be President.


Peace.
04-03-2008 06:29 PM
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If Harrison Ford ran I'd vote for him. That sumbitch is awesome.

And he already was President once.

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04-04-2008 04:23 AM
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Teh 'merican votey? Never heard of it.

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04-05-2008 07:36 AM
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Denzel Washington FTW. the minute some rogue general or evil corporation tries to tap people's phones or implant mind control chips in people, he'll grab his glock, start doing that slo-mo walk with flames in the background, give a kickass speech, and then waste everybody who looks at him funny.

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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04-08-2008 04:57 AM
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Stephen Colbert '08!!!

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
04-08-2008 10:53 AM
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I'd vote Johnny Depp.

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COMMUNISM is when you have two cows, the governement takes both and gives you the milk
SOCIALISM is when you have two cows and give one to your neighbour.
NEW DEALISM (is when things go wrong) is when you have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one and milks the other but then throws the milk away.
CAPITALISM is when you have two cows and then sell one to buy a bull.
FACISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.

I typed: "end of the world" into google and saw the hiroshima bombing and 9/11, irony much.
04-23-2008 05:24 AM
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darthmat Wrote:Stephen Colbert '08!!!


Colbert / Jesus 08!
04-23-2008 08:41 AM
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fragile-esteem Wrote:I'd vote Johnny Depp.

Never!!!!!!!!! I still vote for Lucifer for president.
With his demonic army nobody would dare fuck with us! Mwahaha

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04-23-2008 11:25 AM
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Heart of shadows Wrote:
fragile-esteem Wrote:I'd vote Johnny Depp.

Never!!!!!!!!! I still vote for Lucifer for president.
With his demonic army nobody would dare fuck with us! Mwahaha
Fuck yeah!!!

Lucifer/Beast of hell '08 BITCHES!!!
04-23-2008 11:29 AM
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People like to say alot of bullshit about my candidate..
*Cough* God.. *Cough* But they are just hating.
Lucifer does not support suffering and heres a pic to prove it.
See lucifer supports family wellness and equality.

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04-23-2008 11:41 AM
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Heart of shadows Wrote:People like to say alot of bullshit about my candidate..
*Cough* God.. *Cough* But they are just hating.
Lucifer does not support suffering and heres a pic to prove it.


See lucifer supports family equality and wellness.
Yup, Lucifer is clearly the best candidate. And the only reason he was kicked out of heaven was because god's a pussy like that and was afraid of his awesomeness. So vote for the Prince of Darkness, I promise you won't regret it!
04-23-2008 11:49 AM
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I fucking wouldn't. Too much depravity in office.
04-23-2008 12:02 PM
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Wolf on Mescaline Wrote:I'd vote for the internet.

No way then the internet would go I robot on us and kill humanity... Wait maybe putting the internet as president would be okay.

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I vote for Edgar Varese

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04-24-2008 01:29 AM
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I vote for Mischa Divries :biggrin: (is that spelled right?)
05-07-2008 06:47 AM
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