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Abandoning Ship · 04-25-2008 01:09 PM

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Hello, and welcome to the Life Moronic with me, Dr. ATXenbourough, esq.

Today I will lead you on a jounry into a far off and wild land known as....IRC. It is there we shall find SS's IRC channel, #anti-school, and the many wild and exotic creatures that reside there.

Our first creature is known as fisticus doomitis, aka "fist", "fisty", and "huggles."
This female creature is one of #anti-school's most peculiar creatures. She shall enter the area of discussion and greet everyone once, than for the most part remain on the sidelines, presumably eating leaves or pretending to be a dragon. When pressed, she will make a few moderatly funny jokes. Her natural enemies include anti-vegitarians, and knights in shining armor. She can be seen hugging Puchiko extensively when she is in the chat.

youtisbeetisthunderstruckiuth, aka "death", "thu", and "jackass", is one of the elders in #anti-school. He is on the chat frequently, and talks to everyone around, usually either cracking horrible jokes, or being bored and complaining about the chat ebing dead. His natural enemies include akdonn and most idiots who join the channel.

The two creatures rebelleus n00bitus and itisiuth can essentially be considered partners. Both are supporters of the operating system known as Linus, and both are networking enthusiasts. Despite being on the channel for literally months straight, with no quitting at all, they rarely say anything unless provoked. Their natural enemies include script kiddies and anyone who uses anything but their Linus distro.

Hannyness Maximus, aka "Hannyness", and "OH FUCK ITS HER" is another one of the female creatures on #anti-school. Recently, she hasn't been seen on the channel much, but she has frequented it before. She is known to be incfredibly random, often switching topics from anti-school to anal sex within a matter of seconds. She does not, unfortunatly, participate in the channels "sexytiem" activites. Her natural enemies include ninjas.

Puchikus Czechishy, aka "Puchiko the Human girl/polar bear/guava melon/etc", is another female member and a resident of the Czech Republic. She is known to be very hormonal at times, usually hugging everyone in the channel, even itisi and rebel_n00b. No known photo of her exists. Her natural enemies include "Icky boys" and Guava Melon enthusiasts.

Wolfius Furrius, a male member, aka "Wolfeh", "Wolf", and "The really really feminine guy", is the channel's local Drug, Sex and other medical topic expert. He is a known furry and supporter of hallucinogenic drugs, which provides for an interesting combination. He is bi-sexual and is knwon to "raep" anyone in the channel, shouting his war cry; "IT'S RAEPIN TIEM". His natural enemies are ATF agents, and furry haters.

And that's all we have time for today, ladies and gentlemen. Tune in next week for another installment of The Life Moronic.