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So in the middle of class, while we were in the library, KITTEH texted me. (Nothing is his fault, I asked him a question.) And the song 'My Generation' started blasting out of my pocket at a noise level that can only be described as LOUD. So the librarian shrieks "OMG IS DAT A CELLPHONE!!?!?!?!" She came charging over at me with an expression on her face that looked like she had a seriously large one stuck in the chamber. So she was like "gimme." And I was like "nu-uh." And she was like "give it." And I was like "make me." And she was like "okay." So I grabbed her leg and she grabbed my esophagus. And I bit off her ear and he chewed off my eyebrows. And I took out her appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation! Yes, indeed, you'd better believe it. So then while we were staring each other down she said "Maybe you can give it to your teacher?" And I was all "K." So I did.

Wakawakadoodoo yeah.

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What really happened was I faught her telling her I didn't know it was on (TRUE), and that I didn't even check the txt (TRUE.) But she was still being a prudent bitch about it so when she offered to give it to my teacher, who I kne'd be coll enough to give it back to me right after class, I did. (He did, too.) Then some teacher from the high school told me about how disrespectful I was and she said "Are you coming to this highschool?" And then with the most possible tone of 'THANK GOD NOT NOT, I said no.'
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Haha, Albuquerque is an awesome song. Weird Al ftw!
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lulz.
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Ha... haha... Erm... Sorry 'bout that. :(

You texted my phone during class, too, though. =P
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And I was the one who had intentions to get the other in trouble too. Laugh
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One time my friend called me in the middle of math class. I accidently left my phone on, and my obnoxiously-loud ringtone started playing. My teacher confiscated the phone, ended the call, and went back to teaching math.
Five minutes later, my phone rings again. It's my friend, again. My teacher answers this time, and has the dean come to confiscate his phone.
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BobManPerson Wrote:One time my friend called me in the middle of math class. I accidently left my phone on, and my obnoxiously-loud ringtone started playing. My teacher confiscated the phone, ended the call, and went back to teaching math.
Five minutes later, my phone rings again. It's my friend, again. My teacher answers this time, and has the dean come to confiscate his phone.
Man I know a lot of teachers don't know much about technology, but she could have turned it off. "OMG it's interfering with my class what do I do? I'll call the dean, he'll know what to do"
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And these are the people who 'prepare the next generation for their future's.'
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