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Interview with Ahab

shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
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05-06-2008 01:01 PM
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Are you a virgin?
05-06-2008 01:05 PM
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yes unless walruses count
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05-06-2008 01:15 PM
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13 years to this day red planet aligned
Into sight 60,000 years of light
Fascination with a mountain put to sea
Built to slay and conquer?
05-06-2008 02:09 PM
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I happen to know that captain ahab was into whales, so does that mean your into fat chicks?
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05-06-2008 02:13 PM
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Wolfeh Wrote:Would you fuck me?

No

Alucard483 Wrote:I happen to know that captain ahab was into whales, so does that mean your into fat chicks?
Whites only.

ATXTheKiller Wrote:13 years to this day red planet aligned
Into sight 60,000 years of light
Fascination with a mountain put to sea
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just slay
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05-06-2008 03:18 PM
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Do you believe that god, believes in Claude?
I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
05-06-2008 09:04 PM
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Do you believe in god, period?
05-07-2008 11:12 AM
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Do you believe in THE IMMOVABLE ROCK??
05-07-2008 11:13 AM
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darthmat Wrote:Do you believe that god, believes in Claude?
No
Suicidal-kun Wrote:Do you believe in god, period?
No
Cosbydaf Wrote:Do you believe in THE IMMOVABLE ROCK??
No
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05-07-2008 11:27 AM
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Do you believe in anything?
05-07-2008 11:35 AM
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Did you know my question was a culture reference to the musical Hair?
I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
05-07-2008 11:53 AM
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Suicidal-kun Wrote:Do you believe in anything?
no
darthmat Wrote:Did you know my question was a culture reference to the musical Hair?
no
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05-08-2008 01:16 PM
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Will you send me a christmas e-card?
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Well - yeah In am hot. Obviously. Your lovely an al;l but I have the better genes and I'm roasting hot!
05-16-2008 08:41 AM
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Hannyness Wrote:Will you send me a christmas e-card?

send me a pm 13 deciembre.
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05-24-2008 02:40 PM
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do you hear voices?
butterfly kisses xxx

COMMUNISM is when you have two cows, the governement takes both and gives you the milk
SOCIALISM is when you have two cows and give one to your neighbour.
NEW DEALISM (is when things go wrong) is when you have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one and milks the other but then throws the milk away.
CAPITALISM is when you have two cows and then sell one to buy a bull.
FACISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.

I typed: "end of the world" into google and saw the hiroshima bombing and 9/11, irony much.
08-17-2008 06:33 AM
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