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I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.

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My Signature

This is to clear up some discrepancies and theories about my signature.
1. I am not John.
2. That was what John said to me after I did it
3. Yes, the teacher shit herself
4. Yes, I actually did it
5. Yes, it was fun and the entire class screamed

Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil Evil

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

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Phail.

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05-09-2008 08:48 AM
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You are made of pure win.

I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN

I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT

I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
05-09-2008 09:47 AM
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haha thx Biggrin

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

[Image: copbusted.jpg]
Phail.

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05-09-2008 11:21 AM
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Join the butt pirates and our associated groups.

I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN

I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT

I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
05-09-2008 11:25 AM
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kk

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

[Image: copbusted.jpg]
Phail.

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05-09-2008 11:34 AM
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Ok, Sk, come tell the swabbie about the groups.

I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN

I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT

I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
05-09-2008 11:37 AM
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You sir, are made of so much win, you can fail from now till doomsday and still be made of more win than anyone else on the planet. I tip my hat to you.

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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05-09-2008 01:13 PM
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Captain Zero Wrote:Ok, Sk, come tell the swabbie about the groups.
Basically the butt pirates are just that, pirates that love butts. And the other thing you have signed away your soul to, er, I mean joined is the Church of Baroque, a church that doesn't focus on trivial things such as god, or stupid traditions and rituals, but focuses on the pleasure of the world, especially that of the flesh. I'm the lieutenant of the butt pirates and pope of the Church of Baroque, you can call me Sui. Welcome to SS, once you're in, the only way out is in a body bag. Evil
05-09-2008 01:22 PM
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You can't escape in a body bag either - we have your soul. Evil

That screamer thing sounds hilarious, btw. I would have loved to see their reactions Biggrin

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haha I doubt I have a soul, or if i do, you'll have to duel satan for it Laugh

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

[Image: copbusted.jpg]
Phail.

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05-09-2008 11:59 PM
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La Barata Wrote:haha I doubt I have a soul, or if i do, you'll have to duel satan for it Laugh
Oh we won't have to worry about Lucifer, you see me and him go way back, who do you think told him to rebel against that bitch god? Anyways, we have an understanding, we get every unlucky soul that happens to sign away their lives by becoming a member of SS. Evil
05-10-2008 11:23 AM
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score Evil

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

[Image: copbusted.jpg]
Phail.

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05-11-2008 12:11 AM
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Suicidal-kun Wrote:we get every unlucky soul that happens to sign away their lives by becoming a member of SS. Evil
I'm in deep shit. Do I at least get to donate my body to science? The soul is yours, but I have other uses for the body.

Don't take life so seriously, it isn't permanent.
05-15-2008 01:06 AM
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haha, the police will probly blow mine upRazz

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

[Image: copbusted.jpg]
Phail.

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Puchiko Wrote:
Suicidal-kun Wrote:we get every unlucky soul that happens to sign away their lives by becoming a member of SS. Evil
I'm in deep shit. Do I at least get to donate my body to science? The soul is yours, but I have other uses for the body.
Nu! Your body gets donated to the belly of the beasts of hell. Mwahaha
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they can have the pieces that are left Razz

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

[Image: copbusted.jpg]
Phail.

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La Barata Wrote:they can have the pieces that are left Razz
Trust me, there are never peices left.
05-15-2008 07:28 AM
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lol, true, it'll be like jason vs. the FBI

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

[Image: copbusted.jpg]
Phail.

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Wtf is the story behind your name. I know in spanish it means "The cheap one" or something like that. Cheap bastard.
05-17-2008 04:44 AM
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Make your sig. smaller please. It's HUGE.

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Darthmat Wrote:Make your sig. smaller please. It's HUGE.
You used to have a huge signature if I remember. Besides, who gives a fuck, just ignore his signature, its not that hard. Hell, I didn't even notice it was big, until you pointed it out.
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La Barata is a huge, flying hissing portugese cockroach. they are awesomeRazz

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

[Image: copbusted.jpg]
Phail.

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Darthmat Wrote:Make your sig. smaller please. It's HUGE.
I made it huge as to resemble the size of my fucking insanely girthy and long member. Making it smaller will result in a blow to my self esteem.
05-17-2008 03:58 PM
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meh, I have no self esteem, im compensating Razz

John:"ONLY YOU! ONLY YOU WOULD THINK OF PUTTING A SCREAMER IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SUMMATIVE PRESENTATION!! IN WORLD RELIGIONS!
Me: Come on! I was just seeing if they were paying attention!


Though I walk through the valley
Of the shadow of death
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
'CAUSE I'M INTO
DRAGONFORCE!

[Image: copbusted.jpg]
Phail.

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