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So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
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So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
I found for sale:
Suspenders
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Some sort of bolt and chain designed to fit the average dick
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Many, many dildos
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Bondage outfits
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Underwear
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A book with sex poses inside
I would have found more but I got thrown out for not having ID.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
but I got him where I want him now...
My brother who has problems with grammar in the middle of words Wrote:M0nkeynut5 says (14:20):
Well - yeah In am hot. Obviously. Your lovely an al;l but I have the better genes and I'm roasting hot!
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
that was so funny. the woman in the shop only looked 16, never mind old enough to be working there
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Find someone to buy you and Sarah some large butt plugs!!!!1!111!!one!112
I AM A THIEF IN THE NIGHT I WILL SAVE AS MANY AS I CAN
I KEEP THEM IN MY BASEMENT
I TELL THEM I AM THEIR MOMMY NOW
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
Everyone looked embarrassed to be in there. And we saw no butt plugs, they were in the restricted section (which we didn't get chance to view)
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
but I got him where I want him now...
My brother who has problems with grammar in the middle of words Wrote:M0nkeynut5 says (14:20):
Well - yeah In am hot. Obviously. Your lovely an al;l but I have the better genes and I'm roasting hot!
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
stupid shop keepers
judging us by how we look
the negligees were quite nice.
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
BTW, why is this in the Voices forum?
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
voicing concerns about the age limits on certain shops
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
Sounds like a fun adventure you had, you should try it again and see how far you can get before getting thrown out.
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i will get tartilly dressed up and try that, lol.....
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
Why is this in Welcome?
Won't this make any sensible kids who come here make them turn away?
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
I tried to move it from Voices and accidentally moved to Welcome. I moved it to Funny Stuff, but accidentally left a shadow topic.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
but I got him where I want him now...
My brother who has problems with grammar in the middle of words Wrote:M0nkeynut5 says (14:20):
Well - yeah In am hot. Obviously. Your lovely an al;l but I have the better genes and I'm roasting hot!
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my boyfriend's 19 and has never been in a sex shop, I'm proud of him ^___^ but yeah, we bought a pair of fluffy handcuffs at a 2 dollar shop, and they actually work...I mean...we don't...*tries desperately to get out of situation*
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
Yeah, that's good. Throw kids out for being underaged. Wait, since when has being underage + being exposed to sex a bad thing? Never? Thought so. Thank you very much for stereotyping.
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Pyrokinetic_Punker Wrote:my boyfriend's 19 and has never been in a sex shop, I'm proud of him ^___^
Why? Its just a sex shop.
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Re: So I went into a sex shop for the lulz
I made a post about sex being normal at a young age. Though nobody responded
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Suicidal-kun Wrote:Pyrokinetic_Punker Wrote:my boyfriend's 19 and has never been in a sex shop, I'm proud of him ^___^
Why? Its just a sex shop.
I'm happy he's not a pervert...well not as perverted as I thought he was.
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Pyrokinetic_Punker Wrote:Suicidal-kun Wrote:Pyrokinetic_Punker Wrote:my boyfriend's 19 and has never been in a sex shop, I'm proud of him ^___^
Why? Its just a sex shop.
I'm happy he's not a pervert...well not as perverted as I thought he was.
Believe me, every man on earth is 1000x's more perverted then you could possibly imagine. We just are. And going into a sex shop isn't completely about perverseness, curiosity would probably play a role in the decision of going into a sex shop, at least for the first time, anyways.
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This is so win.
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I was assigned a paper on the subject of travel writing. I could either write about a familiar place in an interesting light or a foreign place. My paper was titled, "A Different Kind of Toy Store". My english teacher loved it.
Sex toys are win.
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Happy Camper Wrote:I was assigned a paper on the subject of travel writing. I could either write about a familiar place in an interesting light or a foreign place. My paper was titled, "A Different Kind of Toy Store". My english teacher loved it.
Sex toys are win.
That's bad... but still very funny.
So the teacher loved it, huh? Were you specific or was he/she just stupid?
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devilkat666 Wrote:Happy Camper Wrote:I was assigned a paper on the subject of travel writing. I could either write about a familiar place in an interesting light or a foreign place. My paper was titled, "A Different Kind of Toy Store". My english teacher loved it.
Sex toys are win.
That's bad... but still very funny.
So the teacher loved it, huh? Were you specific or was he/she just stupid?
I'm not sure I understand your reaction. What do you mean be specific? I thought it was an ingenious idea. Granted, the paper probably didn't deserve an A but the idea to write it did.
Unless you're talking about legality. In which case I'm in college.
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<Darthmat> I love the taste of meat in my mouth. Cory, I don't know how you live without it.
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men are "perverted", its nature,monogmy isint a big deal,we screw intill we die simply put. with as many people as possalbe.
I dont mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am,so thats how it comes out.- bill hicks
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Except I've met many men who would disagree.
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Inst it called a sex shop. Id be like, where is the whores.
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You uhh, happen to have held on to any of that stuff? Not saying I NEED it or anything, but uhh... you know what, nevermind. You keep it. You deserve it.
Because I dig you, like Aussies dig pies, like Born-Agains dig Jesus, like Jesus dug guys.
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Wolfeh Wrote:Sex shops are for sluts.
Dur...
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it's kinda funny though when somone your age throws you out for not being old enough to go in a certain bit.
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I like free porn, but nailing the girl you love, o shit
GREATEST THING EVER
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magic Wrote:I like free porn, but nailing the girl you love, o shit
GREATEST THING EVER
Initial Reaction: Aww, how sweet.
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