O LAWD THE LULZ!

[Alucard483]

I might have told this story before, however I shall repeat it as it ties in with the second one. The second one is compleatly new and even more full of lulz.

So I have two friends relivent to this story. Lets call them Brent and Eric, ironicly these are thier names in real life. So at about 10 o'clock at night eric gets a call. Its Brent. Brent has stolen a fith from his parents liqure cabnet and his moms ciggs. He wants to hang out......past curfuew. But Eric meets up with Brent anyway. Brent is already shitfaced drunk and also is carrying a 12" K-Bar he stole earlier that day. SO they are walking and as luck would have it they get flagged by a cop. Brent looks to Eric and says "Should we run?" Eric being the brains of the operation at the moment says "NO! Are you fucking retarted? They would catch us for sure!" Brent reponds with an "Ohhhhhhhh....." The cop closes another ten yards. Brent bolts, however becuase he is drunk its more of a stumble. The cop almost literaly flies out of his car an tackles brent less than 20 feet from the car. The cop searches him and finds everything. Eric is lucky and does not get searched. So the cop brings them both home. Eric is told not to be out past curfuew. Did I mention that brent got arrested earlier that day for treaspassing on government property as well as breaking and entering? So he is now on probation.

Fastforward 6 months to now. Brent is still going strong in the stupidity department. He and his friends Tommy and Trevor all decide that today is a good day to clambake his bedroom. Now like good little stoners they knew they would be hungry after and would want food. So they break out the deep frier and a bag of fries and some mozzarela sticks. They put them in and leave to his room to go bake. 3 hours later they are sitting around laughing and having a general good time. Then the smoke detector goes off. Brent says "SHIT! THE WEED IT MUTS HAVE LEAKED OUT!" Treavor then distorts his face into the most horrified look of all time and shouts "SHIT DUDE! THE FOOD!" They FLY into the kitchen. The stove is on fire as well as the microwave above it. Tommy thinking quickly grabes the sink sprayer and starts to douse the fire. It explodes sending flaming grease EVERYWHERE! Brent, now covered in second degree burns, flings the window open and chucks the pot of flaming grease out the window onto the lawn. Tommy and treavor put out the fires in the kitchen while Brent uses the hose in the yard to put out the pot. They go back inside to check the damage. The microwave has nearly melted off the wall and is now sagging. Needless to say it as done for. The stove burners no longer work, but the oven still does. The cabinets on both sides of the stove and microwave above are now all chared with burn marks and stained with soot. The linolium floor has shrunk back 4 feet in front of ground zero. They all sti down to think, the first word said are 'Shit... Im still hungry...." They all got caught under the influence and with a controlled substance. Brent who was due to get off probation at the end of summer is now on until he is 18. He turned 16 four weeks ago.

O LAWDS DID I LOL!

[SoulRiser]

Wow. What a bunch of retards...