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I wrote a limerick...
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I wrote a limerick...

here it is

There onece was a kid from a good school,
whose overall mindset was very cool,
but when he arrived there,
he was in for a scare,
as the teacher t'was a drunken ghoul.

wadda think?
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Meh.
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yea i usally write haiku but i was bored...
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there once was a man from a drass
who's balls were made out of brass
in stormy weather
they clanked together
and lightning shot out of his ass!

^BEST LIMERICK EVAR!!! Yes

yours was cute though Biggrin
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cryptevah72 Wrote:there once was a man from a drass
who's balls were made out of brass
in stormy weather
they clanked together
and lightning shot out of his ass!

^BEST LIMERICK EVAR!!! Yes

yours was cute though Biggrin
dude...You just reminded me of Conker's Bad Fur Day...

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Laugh i didnt get it at first
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I admit defeat, did you make that
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he, this thread is awesome!
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COMMUNISM is when you have two cows, the governement takes both and gives you the milk
SOCIALISM is when you have two cows and give one to your neighbour.
NEW DEALISM (is when things go wrong) is when you have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one and milks the other but then throws the milk away.
CAPITALISM is when you have two cows and then sell one to buy a bull.
FACISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM is when you have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.

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there once was a man from nantucket
who kept all his stuff in a bucket
he rode to his class
on a stubborn old ass
then he got off and started to fuck it
I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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LULZ
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unfortunately i did not have the genious to write that, but my grandpa told it to me, he's like, a rabbi, but he still has the awsomest dirtyest mind ever.

rebelnerd, i know a differant version of that, but i dont remember all of it, i think it went along the lines of

there once was a man from nantucket
who's dick were so long he could suck it...

yeah thats all i remember...
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Didn't you have one about brass balls?

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cryptevah72 Wrote:there once was a man from a drass
who's balls were made out of brass
in stormy weather
they clanked together
and lightning shot out of his ass!

^BEST LIMERICK EVAR!!! Yes

yours was cute though Biggrin

Even my mom thought this was funny as hell
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Laugh
nice

and matt, try to be more observant in the future Razz
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