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Does you talk Engrish?
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Does you talk Engrish?

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Re: Does you talk Engrish?

That talking being of pidgin engrish is not in appearence of fluency being to me.

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08-12-2008 03:50 AM
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Welcome to Genericstan!
Is proud to be opening of new national company shop, with new electric staircase!
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Shortage: This cartoon

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ChickenLeg Wrote:Shortage: This cartoon
ROLF

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26 Wrote:
ChickenLeg Wrote:Shortage: This cartoon
ROLF

It is where avatar is to be found from of mine, so awesome you learn. Biggrin

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ROLF

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
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http://tashian.com/multibabel/

ORIGINAL TEXT
Quote:Hello there!
I am Doctor Rabbit Anthromorpic Surgeon, the worlds only rabbit dentist!
I am about embark on a most thrilling adventure!
Dr Rabbit's Anthromorpic Surgeon's bright smiles world tour!
I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth, and have bright, healthy smiles!
Come along if you like!
It's sure to be the adventure of a lifetime!

ENGRISH TEXT
Quote:Today there! As for me only of the Rabbit world which is the doctor
the dentist of the rabbit,! I approximately load with venture of
impression, it is! Worldwide travelling of the smile where the rabbit
of Dr is bright! Securely, the manner which makes their teeth
important, I the child having tried to teach completely in the world,
am bright, possess healthy smile! When you like do to come! As for
that as for being venture of life it is secure!
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Restaurant menu, You wanted in time square and less:

- ?????? / Medicine flower chicken nest ¥ 68?/?
- ????????? / Fatty cow in united states in dad in sand in ¥ 68?/?
- ??????? / The black fryings the breeze ball ¥ 68?/?
- ??????? / A is too the lake a nest ¥ 48?/?

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lol "greetings, what is up, i have to eat food!"

is "The greetings, of what for the rise it is, must eat the food!"

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Information on new translator of textings:
Quote:What happens when an English phrase is translated (by computer) back and forth between 5 different languages? The authors of the Systran language translation software probably never intended this application of their program. Today's translation software is almost good enough to turn grammatically correct, slang-free text from one language into grammatically incorrect, barely readable approximations in another. But the software is not equipped for 10 consecutive translations of the same piece of text. The resulting half-English, half-foreign, and totally non sequitur response bears almost no resemblance to the original. Remember the old game of "Telephone"? Something is lost, and sometimes something is gained.

What happens, if it is an English copy (of the computers) translates bidirectional between 5 diverse languages? The authors of the software of the translation of the SYSTRAN languages probably never had thought this application of their program. Today' The software of the translation of S almost is a little good the end seriously to turn the correct text of grammaticale and without slang of a language into false approached grammaticale and of leggibili of the values into others. But software does not provide 10 translations of continuation of the same part of the text. In sequence that it spills totally the aid of the extrangeiros of the ways and to English halves and the lack of the answer he sequitur almost no similarity with the main tube of the collection. Emfatizam old " of the game; Telefone" To the times something is destroyed and a little gains.

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Nothing, he was a little while, he who everything gave to the post office this to begin the tribune here… I consider that no says the types to him of Engrish.

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Please do this ... and then destroy the door to the next person. I was in Zimbabwe, "", 1000-10, 10 billion years, "greed" and 100 were expected. And hope, a message to people.

Cookie to any-one who can guess the original text. Hint: it's from this forum.

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My quote: (Ran it through more than once. That "It was" is apparently easily translatable.)
English:Those who say "the best is yet to come", missed it.
Engrish:The team of aforesaid employees said of " Improvement always in come" It was.

Superr Engwis:Mentioned the group of " in employee said to him; Improvement always of come" It was.

Engish Mega Supr: With him the group of " mentioned; in the employee it said; Improvement always of come" It was.

SUP ENGSHISL WUTWUT:With the group of " mentioned; in the video of the employee; Improvement always of come" It was.

Translation back: Within the group, the video of the employee mentioned that improvement always comes. it does.

wut

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What kind of sex keep faking bad? English preparing some shit ... Brother cold hypocrisy.
When he Wouk himself, ass concert, in the end, you or the date and Donkeys, and pain, which is sent to the Hissing and put make - up sisters decided to Foreigners feel the football team.
Vanpayaeruda one man, after 30 years - seven lives to achieve. People and can not be used to influence 15 years "from the" spiritual power, and said to try to persuade them to have sex with the forses of evil.

(used google translate with several languages, like English, Spanish, Russian, Czech, Japanese, Thai, Arabic, and Yiddish)

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What the fuck are you doing? You type some shitty english... Cool hypocrisy bro
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This is not surprising thread let me laugh out loud. Improvement, sir.

Problem, officer?
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TrueAnarchist Wrote:and to think, i could be yiffing a hot vixen right about now
CrayolaColours Wrote:He just admitted today that he spent two hours...errr... shaking hands with the Bishop afterwards.
The Desert Fox Wrote:I thought when I downloaded it it was already emulated.
zagix Wrote:I'm stuck to the fagarena because I'm a fag
CrayolaColours Wrote:Woman up, will you? Grow a damn pussy and get over yourselves.
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They kiss the black color this

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You'd better be joking nigger
Why did Google Translate can not so much? I hope I fucking engrish.

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TrueAnarchist Wrote:and to think, i could be yiffing a hot vixen right about now
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zagix Wrote:I'm stuck to the fagarena because I'm a fag
CrayolaColours Wrote:Woman up, will you? Grow a damn pussy and get over yourselves.
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The old string it is old.

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No...!
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I speak Spinglish.

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(06-14-2013 08:02 AM)Potato Wrote:  watch the fuq out, we've got an "intellectual" over here.

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