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Im clearly not getting this joke....

Joke:

Why do pimps keep Pigeons?

Answer:

Someone's gotta teach them fuckers how to walk.







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Now. At first i thought i got it, it was simple, pigeons and pimps walk funnily similar enough, right? But then i told my boyfriend this joke, and he laughed, and then told me that it was really bad, bad in the sense it was dirty, or rude, or crude.

So i sat and wondered, i wondered that i maybe had gotten the joke wrong, or had not understood it properly.

I thought of asking him about it, but then, i didnt want to look like a bit of an idiot because i was the one telling him the joke.

So, SS, someone here can help me, i know it, please explain me the joke properly, or tell me, at least, if he was over acting about it!!!!!! I was really confused, i made a note to come here and ask about it


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Ummm....
No idea. None

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I can think of one meaning that doesn't really make any sense. I think it's partly a pun...

There's also another that makes more sense...but it's like -1 compared to -2, so. :/

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08-18-2008 12:08 AM
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I'm guessing the pigeons would be teaching the whores how to walk, but I don't get how that's so funny. Unless they're trying to say the pimps are training little kiddies to be whores and teaching them to walk at the same time. But that doesn't sound very funny either... Shrug

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what's a pimp?

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who keeps track of all you hoezzzz

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ahh, thankyous all

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I don't get it Bigeek

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Both pimps and pigeons can't walk right.

Someone's gotta teach those two how to walk right, I guess.

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So it's not dirty?

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xoxoSARAHxoxo Wrote:So it's not dirty?

DSX no know. DSX just take guess.

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