I'm really bored, so I'm going to take this fun little quiz they have on the website:
1. Is your child receiving poor or failing grades or excessive tardies or absences in school?
Answer: Yes
Reason: You don't care. You just want to do your job, which is not listening to my case at all, and forcing your idiotic, illogical ideas into my head by taking me to your little facility or whatever and treating like a no good, worthless, piece of trash. There's a reason I don't do good in school, but whatever it is, it must be wrong.
2. Has your child gotten into trouble at school or been suspended?
Answer: Yes
Reason: Yes, I have gotten into "trouble" at school, if you define simply telling a teacher "no" when they demand that I do something I don't want to do. You act like me getting into trouble for minor, small things that wouldn't bother anybody in the real world is the same as going on a mass murder spree. I must be stopped!
3. Has your child dropped out or been expelled from school?
Answer: No
Reason: Because I'm not legally allowed to yet. And it's sad, because if it was my mom's choice, she'd let me, which further demonstrates how much control the government has over me. Also, that is one of the reasons why I cause so much trouble at school. Because I don't want to. That's like locking a bull in a red doghouse. What do you think is going to happen?
4. Does your child display a lack of motivation with school or family duties?
Answer: Yes to the first one, no to the second.
Reason: As already said, I couldn't care less about school. But I with my grandma, it's just me and her, and while she is still able to do most things, there are a lot of things I have to do, and I do them, because I respect her. I don't respect anyone at school.
5. Does your child lose his/her temper easily?
Answer: No
Reason: I'm usually a nice guy, but if I don't like something or someone annoys me, I'll say it. I'm not afraid of anyone. But, when you do something that I don't like, I do go crazy. And that's why everyone knows not to do one of the very few things that I don't like.
6. Does your child become defiant when he or she is asked to do something, told “no” or simply doesn’t get his or her way?
Answer: No
Reason: If you ask me to do something nicely, I'll do it. If you ask me to do something in school, instead of just saying, "DUE IT 0R PREPAR 2 FACE TEH CONSEKWENCIZ!!!11!!1" then I'll glady do it. If you command me to something I don't like, I won't do it.
7. Does your child use abusive language towards you or other family members?
Answer: No
Reason: Because they care about me, and even if they lecture me on something that I completely disagree with, I know they're doing it for my sake, not theirs. I have cussed at my uncle when he yells at me like he thinks he's so much better than me, though.
8. Is your child willing to compromise personal or family values to be accepted?
Answer: No
Reason: I really don't have a set of rules and values that I go by, I really just make it up as I go along. But, and I know you've heard this a thousand times before from people that say this, and then get offended and angry/sad when someone tells them they don't like them, but I honestly don't care what people think of me. I have a few close friends, I'm not trying to impress anyone else.
9. Does your child associate with troublemakers or friends who are making poor decisions?
Answer: I don't know
Reason: How do you define a bad decision? If you mean people that spend every day popping pills, smoking weed, drinking, having sex, and starting fights, then no. If you mean people that share Anarchist views like me, then yes. So, does that make us the troublemakers?
10. Has your child withdrawn from family activities and involvement?
Answer: No
Reason: I really don't see any of my family except for holidays, so no.
11. Does your child use crying, intimidation, threats, tantrums, guilt, or other forms manipulation to get his or her way?
Answer: No
Reason: This is the only question in this whole quiz that actually makes sense? If you're a teenager and you're still doing this, you have a problem.
12. Does your child have a history of lying?
Answer: No
Reason: One thing I don't do is lie, except when I'm talking to the police or teachers or anybody like that, in which case I just tell them what they want to hear.
13. Does your child frequently blame others and refuse to take responsibility for his or her actions?
Answer: No
Reason: This is the thing that I have hated since the day I was born. Whenever I do something "wrong" it usually stems from somebody else starting it. It can range from someone starting a fight, to someone acting like my superior when they haven't earned my respect. But what's the response I get? "I don't want to hear it. You need to take responsibility for your own actions." For example, earlier this year when I was simply walking down the street and got jumped by two people, one of whom was twice my age, the cops and ambulence people said it was MY fault. They yelled at ME, and said since it was my fault, they weren't going to bother looking for the people that jumped me. If you would only let us explain ourselves...
14. Which of the following statements best describes your child’s level of substance abuse? *
1. To my knowledge my child has never used tobacco, drugs, or alcohol.
2. My child has tried tobacco, drugs, or alcohol once or twice on an experimental basis only.
3. My child is using marijuana and/or alcohol and/or abusing prescription drugs on a consistent basis.
4. My child is using one or more serious drugs on a consistent basis.
5. My child has a severe drug problem and is addicted to one or more serious drugs.
*Examples of serious drugs: crack, cocaine, methamphetamine, inhalants, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, etc.
Answer: 2
Reason: Yes, I've tried them before, too see what they were about. I've tried weed, pills, and drinking before, and it didn't turn into an addiction like you want everyone to believe. I never tried cigarettes, I tried dip a couple times (Yeah, I don't care if you think it's disgusting or not, so shutup), which also didn't turn into an addiction. Plus, if I tried them, and now don't do them at all anymore, what's the problem? Just because you know I'm not completely obedient? Because I didn't respond to your EXACT command? I admit it, the drinking was fun, I liked dip because of the buzz, but not everyone falls in love with weed or pills. I don't like the feeling of being high, for some reason. But if I did, I'd do it all the time. It's not that I don't do them because I'm afraid of what will happen if I do, it's because I don't like them.
15. Does your child maintain an image that is associated with a negative peer culture by their clothing, hairstyle, piercings, tattoos etc.
Answer: I guess
Reason: What, do you want me to wear suspenders, a tie, and pennyloafers everywhere I go? What is a "negative" peer culture? I don't have any tattoos or piercings, although I'm thinking of getting my lip pierced. But what's wrong with that? Some people like to put art on their body, it's not like everyone gets a tattoo that says "CRIPZ N D HOOD FO EVAZ!!!11!!1". And don't get me started on the hairstyle. So what if someone has blue, green, or polka-dotted hair? What are you going to do about all of this anyway? Rip the piercings out, erase the tattoos and shave my head bald?
16. Does your child listen to music with violent, sadistic, degrading, or gangster-influenced lyrics?
Answer: Yes
Reason: Oh, here we go. Alright, I like Insane Clown Posse (Yeah, I know they suck, but I don't care), but does that mean I go out killing everyone I see? I hate this "IF U PLAY TEH GRANDE FEFT OTTO N LISIN TO DA MAROLINNE MANSION U IZ GO KIL SUMBODEE N GO TUE JALE!!!1" I've been listening to Rage Against the Machine, Marilyn Manson, and ICP since I first discovered music, but that doesn't mean I'm a serial killer.
17. Does your child disregard the consequences you attempt to enforce?
Answer: No
Reason: My mom doesn't really have any consequences, she just knows that I respect her enough not to anything (mostly) that she doesn't like. So this really doesn't apply to me. But, anyway, so what if I did? You're telling me if I lived with my parents and my dad said, "GO OUT NAKKID N CLENE DA ICESICKLES OFF DA CAR WIT UR MOUF OR NO FOODE 4 A WEEK!!!" then I'm supposed to do exactly as he tells me, or I have a mental disorder?
18. Does your child disregard the majority of your family rules?
Answer: Already answered that, see above.
19. Does your child sneak out at night?
Answer: No
Reason: I did once, but don't do it anymore. And you've got a point about the sneaking out part, because then, you obviously are trying to get in trouble. If I had parents I didn't like, I'd just say, "I'm goin' outside, see you later."
20. Has your child ever run away from home for more than a few hours without telling you where they were going?
Answer: Not running away
Reason: I stay out all day without checking in once, and my mom is fine with that. Are you questioning her parenting skills?
21. Has your child been in trouble with the law?
Answer: Yes
Reason: The first time was when these people didn't like me, so they called on me and my friend and made up a bunch of stuff, then of course, since they were older than us, they believed them and we almost got arrested. The second time was when I got jumped and the cop told me it was my fault, another time was when I was at the movies, some guy said something to me, so I said something back, then the cop kicked me out and didn't do anything to him. I know, I know, it was all my fault! I'm a terrible human being!
22. Does your child slam doors, throw objects, destroy property out of anger, or use intimidation to get his/her way?
Answer: No
Reason: I don't pay for the house, I don't have the right to have everything my way.
23. Has your child become physically aggressive towards family members or peers?
Answer: Yes
Reason: They put their hands on me first (I always go WAY too far in fights)
24. Is your child sexually active?
Answer: No :(
Reason: Because I can't get any, honestly. But so what if I am? As long as I'm using a condom, what's wrong? Am I compromising your Christian beliefs by having premarital sex?
25. Is your child frequenting internet chat rooms, accessing pornography or displaying a preoccupation with sex?
Answer: ...Yes
Reason: I don't get on dumb chat rooms, but yes, I look at porn. What teenager doesn't? And uh...not quite sure what you mean by preoccupation, but if you mean what I think you mean, then...no comment. But, what are you saying, that I shouldn't have sexual thoughts at all? We're humans, one of the two animals that have sex for pleasure. We are the most sexual animals on the Earth. So, naturally, if I don't have sex, I'm going to look at porn, and if I don't look at porn, I've probably got someone to do that for me? So, if me having sex is such a big concern, then why not look at porn? Isn't that safer? Or am I going to hell for both?
26. Does your child attract undue attention to him or herself by dressing provocatively or acting promiscuously?
Answer: No
Reason: I'm a guy. But I actually agree with him on this, because I hate girls who dress like whores.
27. Has your child threatened suicide or deliberately cut or otherwise injured him or herself?
Answer: No
Reason: Because I'm happy with my life.
28. Has your child attempted suicide?
Answer: No. See above.
29. Has your child ever been diagnosed with attention deficit disorder or attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder?
Answer: Yes
Reason: Because I was born with it. But, the whole point of this is too treat us like worthless pieces of trash and beat respect into us, so, you're going to do that for something I have no choice over? You're going to tell me I was born wrong? Yeah, let's send all gay people and the mentally retarded to this man as well.
30. Has your child ever been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, oppositional defiance disorder, depressive or mood disorder, anxiety disorder, or reactive attachment disorder?
Answer: No
Alright, so the point of this is to tell us that we're all born into this world to serve as slaves to the government and let them have complete control over our lives. Any way else is wrong. Now, usually, anyone else would immediately go to, "FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!" but tell me, besides that last statement which was only used as an example, where did I use any cuss words? Where did I defend myself with the usual stuff that dumb teenagers say? I used logical thinking by challenging and questioning the established ideas, rules, and regulations of this government and the views of society, which obviously means I am smarter than YOU.
So, in conclusion, this man is an idiot.
Hahaha, let's compare our scores:
9-18: Borderline Risk
Situation: Your child is struggling to create their self-identity and may be questioning the values he or she was raised with. They are experimenting with different value systems and are in the process of finding out who they are. Your child may be acting out due to feelings of low self-worth or emotional pain that has not been dealt with. The behavior you are witnessing now may escalate if left uninterrupted.