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WTF u wanna know?
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Place of residence, real name, e-mail, phone number, amd date of birth
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all of the above plus social security number

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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Ok how about:
My name is Travis Strickland
I live in a small town on the penisula of Virginia. Around the Chesapeke Bay area.
My Email is TLS321@aol.com feel free to write!
I was born on 10/16/92.
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Phone number and SSN?
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(555) 555-5555 and 777-77-7777
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I see what you did there
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your a smart one arnt ya. Seriuosly! Real questions!
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Which school do you go to? What are your reasons for hating schools?
11-12-2008 07:36 AM
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Do you have any pets?
What color shirt are you wearing?
Name three things that are physically close to you:
What is the last book you read?
Are you or were you a good student?
What's your favorite sport?
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
What's the weather like right now?
Who tells the best jokes?
What was the last thing you dreamed about?
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Do you believe in karma?
Do you believe in luck?
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Are you proud of yourself?
Are you reliable?
Have you ever given money to a bum?
What's your favorite food?
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Do like to draw?
What's your favorite invention?
Is your room messy?
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
Do you give in easily?
Are you a good guesser?
Can you read other people's expressions?
Are you a bully?
Do you have a job?
What time did you wake up this morning?
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
When was the last time you showered?
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Do you have any nicknames?
Have you ever been scuba diving?
What's your least favorite color?
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
Would you ever go skydiving?
What toothpaste do you use?
Do you enjoy challenges?
What's the worst injury you have had?
What's the last movie you saw?
What do you want to know about the future?
What does your last text message say?
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
What's your favorite school subject?
What's your least favorite school subject?
Would you rather have money or love?
What is your dream vacation?
What is your favorite animal?
Do you miss anyone right now?
What's the last sporting event you watched?
Do you need to do laundry?
Do you listen to the radio?
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
What color are your bed sheets?
What's your ringtone?
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Do you have any obsessions right now?
Do you like things that glow in the dark?
What's your favorite fruity scent?
Do you watch cartoons?
Have you ever sat on a roof?
Have you ever been to a different country?
Name three things in the world you dislike:
Name three people in the world you dislike:
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
Do you like sushi?
Do you believe in magic?
Do you hold grudges?

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Well, school just takes a toll on me, more on that later.

Now to the very long list of questions:
3 Dogs
Brown
Pepsi, Keyboard, Colored Pencils,
The FairTax Book, long story
I am a above average. I deteriate with time
I suck at sports, but I like to watch Football, and I can play soccer
I sleep whenever, I rarely try to sleep or stay up,
Very cloudy, probaly rain tommarow
There are so many greats out there
I cant remenmber dreams well but I dremt that my dad got a speeding ticket.
I got my learners and never crashed!
Of course I belive in Karma
Yes luck to
most of time scrambled
DVDS, music, jewlery
Yes im very proud
Very
I've never seen a bum to give to, I give lots to different charites every month
dont have a favorite food,
Yes
actually yes
a liitle but i cant draw to save my ass
iPhone and TV
cleaner than most
love both but oranges
HELL NO!
I'm guessing yes
Yes
I hate bullys I always stick up for the little guy
No
10:00
Pepsi and Tylenol 3
Last night
Staying home sick again
Saturday, just love the feeling
Rattlesnake
No, but would like to
My mom cause she is on a week long bussiness trip
I'd have to be pretty high
Mentadent
sometimes
almost cut a part of my finger off while carving a Jack-O-Lantern
cant remeber
what my job will be
Thanks for joing the Hooters club
Mom
History
MATH
Love
Elementry school
get a refund from customer service
fireflys
blue
dad
politics
yeah
citrus
Hell Yes
no would like to
no would love to
evil, discrimation, where the world is heading
To many list alive and dead
Yes
never had it
yes
yes
11-13-2008 06:24 AM
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*sets tracker dogs out to find smeone of your exact description

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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11-13-2008 06:51 AM
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UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!!!

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why you choose to be such a cunt?

i have no idea who you are so i assume your a cunt btw

Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life your living? Bob Marley
11-13-2008 11:21 AM
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It's a life choice, it just comes naturally.

Why do you choose to be a dick?
11-13-2008 01:16 PM
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Why do you believe in God?

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Well, I grew up in a christian family. When I turned 14 I statred to evaluate my spirtual side. When I was younger, I always followed the "If you spit on the sidewalk, you go to hell" type of Chrisitainy. I lost one of my aunts to cancer in 2006. She had a long battle and it was expected. She passed 8 days after my birthday and five days before one of her sisters b-day. I lost it completly. My grandmother gave me a book that was found when they went through my aunts things. My grandmother said to read it, it was about a woman who died and recovered in a hopsital room. During the time when she was """dead""" she says she met Jesus. She said he was there to embrace her, and sinners. He was a loving God with a sense of humor. He understood the challenges on earth for us and said that we where with him before we came to earth. He said that we agreed to come here to grow spirtually. He wasnt the mean, hateful God that they were saying about down here. This is the God I belive in. Also, you cant tell me that there is no after life. Albert Einstien proved that energy does not die. Life does go on.
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If you were about to get with the person of your dreams and you got a call to come outside and you would get a million dollars but you would never have another chance to sleep with this person again what would you do?

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.

Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
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shit man, I'd take the sex. But I make sure it would be the dirtiest sex ever. I can make money in other ways.
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Tls321 Wrote:It's a life choice, it just comes naturally.

Why do you choose to be a dick?


isnt this your intervew?

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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yeah I know. I can be a dick to.
11-14-2008 05:46 AM
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please, dont unleash that on us Laugh

Hidden stuff:
"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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aww i wanted to. plz!!! :waah:
11-14-2008 10:26 AM
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keep it to the re-cycle bin =]

Hidden stuff:
"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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why do i want to shoot you in the face?

I dont mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am,so thats how it comes out.- bill hicks
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Maybe we look a like and you suicidal.
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i would have lolled if the truth werent so close Rolleyes

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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random_name Wrote:i would have lolled if the truth werent so close Rolleyes

i look NOTHING like him.

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What does your best rape smile look like, and when/where do you wear it?

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What is your favourite dance move?

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What was the last reason you got a detention?

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If you were told to paint the town red, what parts of the town would you paint?

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1. I don't understand your question, please explain.

2.The Worm, it looks strangly familar.

3.Tardy

4.Bars, Clubs, Soritories, whatever.
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