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Say you were going to die tomorrow
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Say you were going to die tomorrow

What would your last meal consist of?

1: Starter
2: Main Course with drink
3: Dessert

I'd probably just eat everything I'm allergic to.
12-31-2008 02:02 PM
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Re: Say you were going to die tomorrow

1. Skip this.
2. Fried chiggin, Mashed potatos, a pizza slice, and some green beens.
3. Vanilla icecream. Biggrin

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Re: Say you were going to die tomorrow

Starter: Melon.
Main course: A frankfurter, but not a spicy one; Reeally REALLY big.
Dessert: Hot chocolate fudge cake with smarties, squirty cream (a whole can, to be squirted on cake and into mouth) sprinkles and ice cream.

I have a sweet tooth Laugh

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Re: Say you were going to die tomorrow

starter) skip this
main) chicken in a cheesy sauce and chips
dessert) blueberry cheescake with vanilla icecream

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Re: Say you were going to die tomorrow

1: Starter) Shrimp cocktail with crackers and clam dip
2: Soup) Clam chowder or a Carrot ginger bisque
3: Main) Beef wellington with a mushroom volute sauce. Side of blackened green beans and some sort of mashed potatoes.
4: Salad) Antipasto
5: Dessert) Bananas Fosters

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Re: Say you were going to die tomorrow

Alucard483 Wrote:1: Starter) Shrimp cocktail with crackers and clam dip
2: Soup) Clam chowder or a Carrot ginger bisque
3: Main) Beef wellington with a mushroom volute sauce. Side of blackened green beans and some sort of mashed potatoes.
4: Salad) Antipasto
5: Dessert) Bananas Fosters

lol and you claim not to be gay...
01-01-2009 05:31 AM
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Nothing.

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Someone asked me this before, and my answer has not changed.

Uncooked spaghetti, fugu fish, sprouts, and extra-strong vodka with a straw. I'd sharpen the spaghetti and stick it into the fugu to poison it and wrap sprouts around the other end to make an air plug, then I'd stick it into the straw and use it as a blowgun. After shooting the poison dart at the guard I'd put my napkin in the bottle and use it as a molotov to burn down the door and escape from Death Row.

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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01-01-2009 06:11 AM
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Oh yeah, that's realistic.

I highly suggest Mobb Deep's albums The Infamous and Hell on Earth, if you have not listened to it yet.
01-01-2009 06:25 AM
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Re: Say you were going to die tomorrow

I doubt I'd really be in the mood to eat if it was my last meal, but I'd probably opt-out for...
  • Starter: Feta cheese with tomatoes
  • Beverage: Milkshake
  • Main meal: Dürüm (it's döner kebab wrapped in a flat pita) and a slice of Hawaii pizza with lots and lots of the pineapple
  • Dessert: Banana Split and a potassium cyanide capsule (I wouldn't want someone to kill me, suicide is preferable)[/list:u]

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Darthmat Wrote:Oh yeah, that's realistic.

I think it could be pulled off. Maybe not his escape, but I bet if a person wanted to get one last kill in before his life ended, he could.

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Rebelnerd Wrote:Someone asked me this before, and my answer has not changed.

Uncooked spaghetti, fugu fish, sprouts, and extra-strong vodka with a straw. I'd sharpen the spaghetti and stick it into the fugu to poison it and wrap sprouts around the other end to make an air plug, then I'd stick it into the straw and use it as a blowgun. After shooting the poison dart at the guard I'd put my napkin in the bottle and use it as a molotov to burn down the door and escape from Death Row.

How does a molotav burn down a metal door?
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Maxwell Wrote:
Rebelnerd Wrote:Someone asked me this before, and my answer has not changed.

Uncooked spaghetti, fugu fish, sprouts, and extra-strong vodka with a straw. I'd sharpen the spaghetti and stick it into the fugu to poison it and wrap sprouts around the other end to make an air plug, then I'd stick it into the straw and use it as a blowgun. After shooting the poison dart at the guard I'd put my napkin in the bottle and use it as a molotov to burn down the door and escape from Death Row.

How does a molotav burn down a metal door?
Magic

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Maxwell Wrote:
Alucard483 Wrote:1: Starter) Shrimp cocktail with crackers and clam dip
2: Soup) Clam chowder or a Carrot ginger bisque
3: Main) Beef wellington with a mushroom volute sauce. Side of blackened green beans and some sort of mashed potatoes.
4: Salad) Antipasto
5: Dessert) Bananas Fosters

lol and you claim not to be gay...
How does this make me gay? Im a chef; I have good taste.

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Ya eating well doesnt make you gay it just makes you have some orgasmic meals, youre favorite food is probably pepperoni pizza

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Alucard is a chef?

This reminds me of an old woman who used cannabis in her fruit cakes and handed them round the village... Everyone got high, but didn't realise it was the cakes. They ended up addicted to these woman's cakes.

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Maxwell Wrote:How does a molotav burn down a metal door?
Maybe it's wood...
Actaully, it would probably be easier to just hold the guy hostage.

I think Buenaventura Durruti is a pretty cool guy. eh kills fascists and doesnt afraid of ruins.
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Hanhan Wrote:Alucard is a chef?

This reminds me of an old woman who used cannabis in her fruit cakes and handed them round the village... Everyone got high, but didn't realise it was the cakes. They ended up addicted to these woman's cakes.
Pot Pie rofl
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Hanhan Wrote:Alucard is a chef?

This reminds me of an old woman who used cannabis in her fruit cakes and handed them round the village... Everyone got high, but didn't realise it was the cakes. They ended up addicted to these woman's cakes.
A Chef is I

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1. A gun.
2. A bulletproof vest and a vial of acid.
3. A map of the area and a few mags of ammo.

And when you say I can't eat metal, I'll say that's tough talk for someone who's about to be fucking shot.

Because I dig you, like Aussies dig pies, like Born-Agains dig Jesus, like Jesus dug guys.
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Alucard483 Wrote:
Hanhan Wrote:Alucard is a chef?

This reminds me of an old woman who used cannabis in her fruit cakes and handed them round the village... Everyone got high, but didn't realise it was the cakes. They ended up addicted to these woman's cakes.
A Chef is I

i didn't know that either =]

can i meet this old woman somewhere? XD

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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random_name Wrote:
Alucard483 Wrote:
Hanhan Wrote:Alucard is a chef?

This reminds me of an old woman who used cannabis in her fruit cakes and handed them round the village... Everyone got high, but didn't realise it was the cakes. They ended up addicted to these woman's cakes.
A Chef is I

i didn't know that either =]

can i meet this old woman somewhere? XD
How does that make me an old woman?

Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
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Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.

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no, the one who put cannabis in her cakes. XD

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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