Stupid shit that happens to be on my Facebook feed

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Some men like to associate themselves with the smart and the intelligent so that they rise up above the common man, and closer to god. Personally, I like to boot up facebook and look at the retarded shit within to remind me I'm best.

Quote:omg u stupid bitch!!!!! u really need 2 grow the fuck up because Ive had enough of you playing me and the other lads!!!! :@ :@ :@ :@

Yes, because you yourself really grew up when you repeatedly got back together like 8 or 9 times before.

Quote:baby dont let dem haterzzzz get u down ur sexy and beatiful I LOVE U

Well maybe if you ditched HateSpring and stopped giving people ammuntion with which to throw at you you won't get haters, have you ever considered that?

Quote:haterzzzzz need too fuck themselfs!

See above.

Quote:Come on mancheter united 2-1 and 3-1 aggergate just proves that man u are better thn chelsea YEAAHHHHHH come on manchester united win it the in thhe final come on xxxxxxxxxxxxx ♥ xxxx

You're forgetting one little thing: FOOTBALL IS SHIT.

Quote:So bored lol xxxx

Then find something to do. DUUUUHHHHHH

Quote:I OLOVES YOU BABYCAKES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥​♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥​♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Please fetch the local medical practioners, I'm going to be violently ill.

Quote:I HATE PEOPEL WHO CHAT SHIT ABOUT YOU :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@

I HATE PEOPEL TOO WE SHOULD FORM A CLUB OR SOMETHING

Quote:i miss u babe x.x

I wish I could say this wasn't from the same guy who made the first quote a few weeks ago, but that would be a lie

Quote:owwwww my stomach reelly hurts :(

Holy shit, your stomach hurts? FUCK GOING TO THE HOSPITAL, FACEBOOK MUST BE INFORMED

Also this goldmine:

Quote:First Off I Go By [name] I'm 16 Years Old Born On Dec.12.1994 In [blank] Hospital In [snip] .I Have A Brother & Sister Also A Mom They Rock!!!

My Family Means The World To Me.They Always Have My Back No Matter What They Never Let Me Down.I LOVE You Guys

My Friends Like Freaken Rock Because They Are Them Selfs They Aint Fake They Are Real & Uh AMAZINg. ALot Of My Friends Are Gay/Bi/Lesbian An They Freaking Rock. I LOVE THEM TO DEATH . . . I Do Have A Few Stright Frineds Thou LoL . . . I Am Me 100% & If You Cant Accpet Then Fly Off

I Am A Sweet-Loving-Careing-Random-Real -Great Personaitly,I Am A Great Kid But You Gotta Get To Know Me to Find Out. . . People Need Stop Judgeing By Peopls Looks it Matters In The Heart Not On The Out Side. EveryOne Should Get A Chance In Life. Thats How I See It. . . I Am A Great Boyfriend Also Because I Am The Type Who Isnt Scared To Cry Nor Show My Emotions.I Am The Type To Hold your Hand And Show You Love In Front Of Peoples,I Am the Type Who DO Whatevr It Takes To see That Uh Amazing Smile On your Face . . . I Am Single & I Dislike That Because I Love Being There For Someone I Care Strongley About.I Miss Cuddle While Watching Movies.But I Know I WIll Have That Back In time . . .

I Like to Do Anything I Am A Fun Dork Kid Hehehe

I SkateBoard ♥

I LOVE Texting

I Like Partying (Sometimes)

I LOVE Cuddleing

I Like SHopping

I Like Taking Walks and Sitting By The Beach Listening To The waves

See I Like To Do Alot LOL


Umm Hmmm ....What eles can i say hmmmm .....


I am here to meet awsume random peoples hit the cell up and if you wanna know anything eles just ask and i will give you an answer as best as i can Dino HUgs Rawr


I DISLIKE :

BETCH'S
RUDE PEOPLES
MEAN PEOPLES
BULLY'S
BACK STABBERS
LAIR'S
ASSHOLES
FAKE PEOPLES
CHEATERS
DRAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crow]

Quote:First Off I Go By [name] I'm 16 Years Old Born On Dec.12.1994 In [blank] Hospital In [snip] .I Have A Brother & Sister Also A Mom They Rock!!!

My Family Means The World To Me.They Always Have My Back No Matter What They Never Let Me Down.I LOVE You Guys

My Friends Like Freaken Rock Because They Are Them Selfs They Aint Fake They Are Real & Uh AMAZINg. ALot Of My Friends Are Gay/Bi/Lesbian An They Freaking Rock. I LOVE THEM TO DEATH . . . I Do Have A Few Stright Frineds Thou LoL . . . I Am Me 100% & If You Cant Accpet Then Fly Off

I Am A Sweet-Loving-Careing-Random-Real -Great Personaitly,I Am A Great Kid But You Gotta Get To Know Me to Find Out. . . People Need Stop Judgeing By Peopls Looks it Matters In The Heart Not On The Out Side. EveryOne Should Get A Chance In Life. Thats How I See It. . . I Am A Great Boyfriend Also Because I Am The Type Who Isnt Scared To Cry Nor Show My Emotions.I Am The Type To Hold your Hand And Show You Love In Front Of Peoples,I Am the Type Who DO Whatevr It Takes To see That Uh Amazing Smile On your Face . . . I Am Single & I Dislike That Because I Love Being There For Someone I Care Strongley About.I Miss Cuddle While Watching Movies.But I Know I WIll Have That Back In time . . .

I Like to Do Anything I Am A Fun Dork Kid Hehehe

I SkateBoard ♥

I LOVE Texting

I Like Partying (Sometimes)

I LOVE Cuddleing

I Like SHopping

I Like Taking Walks and Sitting By The Beach Listening To The waves

See I Like To Do Alot LOL


Umm Hmmm ....What eles can i say hmmmm .....


I am here to meet awsume random peoples hit the cell up and if you wanna know anything eles just ask and i will give you an answer as best as i can Dino HUgs Rawr


I DISLIKE :

BETCH'S
RUDE PEOPLES
MEAN PEOPLES
BULLY'S
BACK STABBERS
LAIR'S
ASSHOLES
FAKE PEOPLES
CHEATERS
DRAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. damn.










This made me want to scrape my face repeatedly with a fork. Describes half of the fucking dumbasses in my class. The other half is the kind of people that this guy hates.

[Jackass McAwesome]

(I made this, it's on my DeviantArt as well)