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getting sick

How can i get sick?I cant fake because my moms a nurse and she knows i fake.

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01-23-2009 04:55 PM
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Re: getting sick

Have a freezing cold shower for a few minutes. Always works.

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01-23-2009 07:23 PM
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Re: getting sick

Go outside.

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01-23-2009 09:51 PM
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Re: getting sick

Lick the handle on a payphone, preferably one that is heavily used. You may or may not die.
01-24-2009 04:13 AM
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Go look at some goatse
01-24-2009 04:41 AM
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Re: getting sick

Mpenzak Wrote:Lick the handle on a payphone, preferably one that is heavily used. You may or may not die.

Eugh. That's disgusting. People masturbate and touch those you know?
01-24-2009 08:03 AM
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Re: getting sick

thats funny!!

Mpenzak Wrote:Lick the handle on a payphone, preferably one that is heavily used. You may or may not die.
01-24-2009 08:15 AM
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Unintentionally, I was being serious because it's true.
01-24-2009 08:47 AM
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Re: getting sick

wred you get that from

life is just blah blah blah. we hope for blah, and sometimes we find it. but mostly its blah. and waiting for blah. and hoping you were right about the blahs you made. and when you think you just got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and your surrounded by the ones you blah. death shows up and blah blah blah.
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01-24-2009 09:31 AM
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classclown Wrote:wred you get that from
Ever licked (or even touched) a payphone handle?

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01-24-2009 09:36 AM
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nope i dont use pay phones

life is just blah blah blah. we hope for blah, and sometimes we find it. but mostly its blah. and waiting for blah. and hoping you were right about the blahs you made. and when you think you just got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and your surrounded by the ones you blah. death shows up and blah blah blah.
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01-24-2009 09:37 AM
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I was joking, hopefully he doesn't actually do that. And yes, I know, that's why I said it.
01-24-2009 10:16 AM
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lol
I know you were joking.
01-24-2009 10:39 AM
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Re: getting sick

Just ask around at school. There's always somebody who isn't feeling very good. Hang around them as much as possible. Anyone with a runny nose probably has something that you want, and a few tips are:

1) The more sleep you have, the less chance you have of getting sick. So, stay up UBER late.

2) Although being in the cold won't actually make you sick, it does lower your immune system making you more susceptible to disease.

Hope I helped.

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Aviator Wrote:Hope I helped.

Ok, but Next time I'm sick It'll be your fault Biggrin

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01-24-2009 01:15 PM
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have a heavy breakfast and swig a pint of rum on the bus towards school, you will become drunk, and eventuly vomit. ergo she cant deny you're"sick" and will be asked to leave. also you get shitfaced. its win/win.

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01-24-2009 01:57 PM
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Biggrin That's my job. The anti-doctor. Lol.

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01-24-2009 03:24 PM
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I live in the middle of the woods(i hate this place).We dont even have pay phones around here.Well, the one at the gas station but thatd be death probally.

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01-24-2009 09:32 PM
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Yeah, I wasn't be serious, please don't do that. You'd probably get seriously sick from doing it.
01-25-2009 03:00 AM
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Mpenzak Wrote:Yeah, I wasn't be serious, please don't do that. You'd probably get seriously sick from doing it.
Isn't that the whole point?

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01-25-2009 04:31 AM
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I think the OP wanted to get sick just to get out of school a couple of days. If he were to lick a payphone, he'd probably get something that may last a little longer than a couple of days.
01-25-2009 04:37 AM
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Who knows, he could get some antibiotic-resistant bacterium and then die. Seriously.

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Go to a laboratory, ask for some anthrax, or some ebola, and there you go, small pox would work too
01-25-2009 10:00 AM
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Yeah,recreate the smallpox epidemics.Could be fun but ill pass.

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am i really surprised of how many people on this thread actually give advices on how to get sick. Its sad to see how teenagers would rather get sick/get a disease than go to school. Just look at what the school system has done to us !!! Its really sad...
01-26-2009 10:50 PM
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Stephen Wrote:am i really surprised of how many people on this thread actually give advices on how to get sick. Its sad to see how teenagers would rather get sick/get a disease than go to school. Just look at what the school system has done to us !!! Its really sad...

Exactly.

But seriously,are there some good/easy ways to get a high temperature or anything?
I'd really do anything to stay out of school,even for just couple of days. Rolleyes
02-03-2009 11:52 PM
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Have a freezing shower for 2+ minutes then go have some maccas.

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