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bulgarianlion
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RE: cremation or burial
Blame cremationpet.
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Dirtbikemike
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I don't care. Let my family take care of it. Definitely a comedian though. I'll request everyone celebrate what I did in my life and laugh about stuff.
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(05-14-2013 03:01 PM)Prince Darkstar Wrote: Dirtbikemike is the only guy I know of on here who won an argument with a teacher.
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RE: cremation or burial
I wanna be buried to make my family spend more money
Also, when the guy reads what I want to give to who, I want mine to say, "I wish for all my possessions to be burned"
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Sharpie
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I don't care.
It'd be cool to be cryogenically frozen though, if they ever invent a way to reanimate people that's fine with me. If not then whatever.
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Stadium
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Who cares? I'll be dead.
"Why should I go to his funeral? He isn't coming to mine." lol my health teacher
No, this is Patrick.
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Mælstrom
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I'd like to be buried in an area where I would become fossilized, in the hopes of letting future sentient life what our species was. The dirt idea sounds pretty cool, too.
If you're reading this, I killed myself.
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Sapphire Flames
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Christ bulgvar, got necro?
Anyway, on topic.
I want to be packed into a parachute or something of the sorts, used for skydiving. Spread half my ashes over the Bahamas in style.
The other half will be made into jewels, passed down from generation to generation, then when the receiver is 18 they shall receive the truth that the jewels are haunted and I have been dicking around with their lives if they were bad or dicking around with other peoples lives if I felt like it. Why? Because why not.
Also the brain freezing thing.
"All Animals are equal, But some are more equal than others."
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bulgarianlion
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(03-21-2012 12:52 PM)Sapphire Flames Wrote: Christ bulgvar, got necro?
Anyway, on topic.
I want to be packed into a parachute or something of the sorts, used for skydiving. Spread half my ashes over the Bahamas in style.
The other half will be made into jewels, passed down from generation to generation, then when the receiver is 18 they shall receive the truth that the jewels are haunted and I have been dicking around with their lives if they were bad or dicking around with other peoples lives if I felt like it. Why? Because why not.
Also the brain freezing thing.
Are you idiot
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I'd rather donate my body for science.
(01-10-2012 02:15 PM)Maelstrom Wrote: Efs, your nihilism is beautiful.
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aCol
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RE: cremation or burial
The body is a hull for the self-awareness. When you die, your self-awareness is gone, or if you believe in some religion, somewhere else. So the body itself is only trash - like a glass of water, which you can only drink from once, because you can't refill it.
In the end I don't care what happens to my body. I might donor my liver - not for transplantation (alcohol...) but for science. Burn or burry the rest? I don't care - it's the problem of the people I left behind.
RIP GORE GOROTH
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Stadium
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(03-21-2012 11:05 PM)aCol Wrote: The body is a hull for the self-awareness. When you die, your self-awareness is gone, or if you believe in some religion, somewhere else. So the body itself is only trash - like a glass of water, which you can only drink from once, because you can't refill it.
In the end I don't care what happens to my body. I might donor my liver - not for transplantation (alcohol...) but for science. Burn or burry the rest? I don't care - it's the problem of the people I left behind.
Fuck them, you're dead. Not like they can do anything to you.
No, this is Patrick.
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aCol
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That's right. They can't. I am mentally non-existent after my brain dies. So why should I care?
RIP GORE GOROTH
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Miller0700
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RE: cremation or burial
I want my body in one of those body world exhibits.
Previously known as Derchin.
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bulgarianlion
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(03-22-2012 05:20 AM)Derchin Wrote: I want my body in one of those body world exhibits.
What about your body in a trash can being stolen by dirty gypsies 
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What?
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bulgarianlion
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Ni moesh da chitesh li be mangal
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(03-21-2012 07:04 PM)bulgvar666 Wrote: (03-21-2012 12:52 PM)Sapphire Flames Wrote: Christ bulgvar, got necro?
Anyway, on topic.
I want to be packed into a parachute or something of the sorts, used for skydiving. Spread half my ashes over the Bahamas in style.
The other half will be made into jewels, passed down from generation to generation, then when the receiver is 18 they shall receive the truth that the jewels are haunted and I have been dicking around with their lives if they were bad or dicking around with other peoples lives if I felt like it. Why? Because why not.
Also the brain freezing thing.
Are you idiot
How am I an idiot? I stated clearly what I wanted.
EDIT: I'm not really going to haunt the jewels, just have my ancestors say I did, and have meh ancestors tell my younger ancestors I've been screwing with their lives.
"All Animals are equal, But some are more equal than others."
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bulgarianlion
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You asked if I'm necrophile.
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I want to be cut up into little pieces and be put into McDonald's "chicken nuggets". Tasty!
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I want to be sold in a sex shop
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I will construct a massive pyramid for myself with all the luxuries and riches associated with the ancient pharoahs and have myself laid to rest inside, protected by billions of Indiana Jones style traps and shit. Once the inevitable tomb robber reaches the burial chamber deep within the heart of the pyramid he will discover that there is NOTHIN AT ALL except for a white sheet of paper in the middle of the room. The piece of paper simply has the words "ur a faget" on it, and picking it up from its pressure sensitive pad makes linkin park start playing
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(04-18-2012 01:03 AM)BaronVonStrangle Wrote: I will construct a massive pyramid for myself with all the luxuries and riches associated with the ancient pharoahs and have myself laid to rest inside, protected by billions of Indiana Jones style traps and shit. Once the inevitable tomb robber reaches the burial chamber deep within the heart of the pyramid he will discover that there is NOTHIN AT ALL except for a white sheet of paper in the middle of the room. The piece of paper simply has the words TROLLED HARD on it, and picking it up from its pressure sensitive pad makes linkin park start playing
Change it to "ur a faget" and we will make this happens
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that's actually a good idea
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(04-18-2012 01:03 AM)BaronVonStrangle Wrote: The piece of paper simply has the words "ur a faget" on it, and picking it up from its pressure sensitive pad makes linkin park start playing
Why not make Nickelback play instead and have every doorway sealed off, they become password-locked somehow and to leave an ominous voice tells the robber that he has to name the nickelback song that's playing in order to unlock the doors.
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Take Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black noise pollution to get maximum impact.
RIP GORE GOROTH
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(04-19-2012 05:47 PM)Wingless Wrote: (04-18-2012 01:03 AM)BaronVonStrangle Wrote: The piece of paper simply has the words "ur a faget" on it, and picking it up from its pressure sensitive pad makes linkin park start playing
Why not make Nickelback play instead and have every doorway sealed off, they become password-locked somehow and to leave an ominous voice tells the robber that he has to name the nickelback song that's playing in order to unlock the doors.
Blood On The Dance Floor would be better.
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Mælstrom
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(04-18-2012 01:03 AM)BaronVonStrangle Wrote: I will construct a massive pyramid for myself with all the luxuries and riches associated with the ancient pharoahs and have myself laid to rest inside, protected by billions of Indiana Jones style traps and shit. Once the inevitable tomb robber reaches the burial chamber deep within the heart of the pyramid he will discover
that there is NOTHIN AT ALL except for a white
sheet of paper in the middle of the room. The
piece of paper simply has the words "ur a faget"
on it, and picking it up from its pressure
sensitive pad makes linkin park start playing
I laughed for nearly 10 minutes after reading this. Well done sir, bravo.
If you're reading this, I killed myself.
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