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How do you speak gibberish?
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How do you speak gibberish?

I can't find any dvd tutorials, pls help
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

dirnk some off milk - lots of it. then proceed to try and speak.

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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

sym da gim, mi da gi, tree da gy
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

or repeat that a million tmes.

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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

Say the most random crap you can. With an accent!

Or you could go with Majoras Mask's interpretation.

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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibberish_(language_game)
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

I tried the milk thing but I couldn't speak properly, it didn't help me learn any gibberish grammar or vocabulary. I still need help, anyone?
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

Hey, psycho are you online at the moment? Please stop being hidden.

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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

i enjoy guessing who is hidden.

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

On now but I think I'm too late...*goes to change that status thing*
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

lol, any luck on the gibberish front?

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

Well I saw a homeless man outside in a tuxedo and tried communicating with him in gibberish, but I just don't get the sentence structure etc. Gibberish is a difficult language.
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

gibberish is harder to decipher than speak

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

Drthg hgfhrt hnbvtr bfaghrt?

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Re: How do you speak gibberish?

psychopath Wrote:I can't find any dvd tutorials, pls help

It's easy.

saouifngaougn auoigouamnj aofujgfulnef fouhafon oeufnfeoaunft o0anfuogljit aog htrpoa fvlkb tujoianuoiefpna gaipung a.

Or just listen to rap videos until their gibberish lyrics burn into your brain.

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How do you speak gibberish?

Ifthfht cgd hjgvyjhgv gfthgf yjgyujgbv hgjh, hjvhgv hgjyhv yjhfvyhv vghjjh. Hcytvfu hvhgv gvfgt. Dhjbvjyhvuyh byjvbuyvg ygvyuguy gyuguyg gfcrtdtrfiuh. Biggrin

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How do you speak gibberish?

mejias alamdfs nokasdo ssasdo seppuru sepa sepa seppuru weso ah be dere ana weso.

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RE: How do you speak gibberish?

a)you necrophilic bums should be buried alive
b)I hope the OP was drunk or high or joking. Considering the location of this thread, it'd be disturbing to know someone was seriously looking for tutorials on how to speak gibberish(which is not a language but rather a classification for nonsensical combinations of sound)

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RE: How do you speak gibberish?

You start speaking my native language.

I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
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How do you speak gibberish?

What was the point of digging this thread out of the grave?

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How do you speak gibberish?

Twice?

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RE: How do you speak gibberish?

(02-11-2015 08:22 AM)Missile Wrote:  What was the point of digging this thread out of the grave?

It's as if you're implying that anybody uses this subforum on a regular basis. If anything, I did the site a fucking favour.

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Well I did this site a shitting favor.

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RE: How do you speak gibberish?

(02-14-2015 08:20 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Well I did this site a shitting favor.

I have no earthly clue as to what that expression means.

I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
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How do you speak gibberish?

Cause it's not an earthly expression derp

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(02-15-2015 05:18 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Cause it's not an earthly expression derp

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RE: How do you speak gibberish?

(02-15-2015 05:18 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Cause it's not an earthly expression derp

That does not aid me.

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RE: How do you speak gibberish?

It's a jupiterly expression.

Hello, traveler.

This is an ancient account I have not used in a long time. My views have changed much in the intervening months and years.

Nonetheless, I refuse to clean it up. Pretending that I've held my current views since the beginning of time is what we in the industry call a lie. Asking people to do so contributes to moralistic self-loathing. "See, those people have nothing damning! I do! I'm truly vile!"

Because you can never be a good person with a single blemish on the moral record, I thought that simply entertaining some thoughts made me irredeemable. Though I don't care for his writing style, William Faulkner presents a good counterexample. He went from being a typical Southern racist to supporting the civil rights movement. These days we'd yell at him for that, probably.

People are allowed to change their views.

Nevertheless, this period of my life has informed some of how I am today. In good ways and bad ways. To purge it would be to do a disservice to history. Perhaps it will not make anyone sympathetic, but it may help someone understand.

If, after reading all this, you still decide to use the post above as evidence that I am evil today, ask yourself if you have never disagreed with the moral code you now follow. In all likelihood you did, at some point. If some questions are verboten, and the answer is "how dare you ask that," don't expect your ideological opponents to ever change their minds.
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How do you speak gibberish?

Нет
Нет!
Нет!!
НЕТ!!!

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