Behold my family faggotry

[Aya]

The following is a simplified outline of events that occurred yesterday before my nieces baptism. I used the outline form because the actions of my family yesterday are so fucking stupid, that they don't deserve to be reported on in paragraph form.

For the record: I don't side with anyone on this matter. My sister and brother in law are two faced idiots, my stepfather is a melodramatic bitch, and my mother is an enabler who takes a few too many pain pills herself. The only person I sympathize for is my neice. She didn't need to be exposed to this shit.


>Yesterday May 1st
>Niece's Baptism
>Everyone must be at church by 1pm
>>Needed hair cut
>>>Sick of Jew Hair
>>>Looked like Hagrid
>10:45 am: I leave
>10:50 am: Sister, Brother in Law ('BIL' ) & Niece arrive
>10:55 am: I arrive at hair salon
>>Super Cuts
>>>night.artist's future employer
>>25 Minute Wait
>>>Cosmo and Marie Claire only magazines on shelf
>>>>Me: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!1

Meanwhile...

>11 am: Sister & Bil confront Stepdad
>> 'Becca' will be at baptism
>>>Background info on 'Becca'
>>>>Mother's first child / Our sister
>>>> 37 years old
>>>>Manipulative Cunt
>>>>Abandoned three children
>>>>Owes $7K in child support
>>>>Stolen from everyone in family (which BIL accused me of)
>>>>Talks shit about every one
>>>>Suspected drug addict and/or whore
>>>>Sociopath. No concept of personal responsibility and or remorse for past actions
>>>>>TL;DR: An older version of some of you douche bags (not all )
>>Stepdad: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU​UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one2!!!
>11:01 am: EPIC SHIT STORM
>>Mini Hiroshima in my fucking living room
>>Yelling, screaming, swearing
>>Near fist fight between Step Dad and BIL
>>>BIL: LOL GTFOI Oldfag
>>>Step Dad: FU I will!
>>>BIL: She's trying to change
>>>Step Dad: She's tricking you!
>>>Mother: Please don't act like this.
>>>Step Dad: Did you know about this?
>>>Mother: No
>>>BIL: :troll: (Not an exaggeration! According to my stepfather he actually made that face!)
>>>Step Dad: Bitches be lying
>>>Mother: Damnit BIL!
>>>Sister: :waah:
>>>Niece: :waah:
>>>Together: :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah:

ONE HOUR LATER

>12:15 pm: I return
>>Oblivious as fuck
>>>Me: Hey everyone, check out my new do!
>>>Sister: STFU
>>>Me: Bitch, y u tripin'?
>>>Sister: *Look of death*
>>>Me: NVM!
>>>Me to Mother: What's up her ass?
>>>Mother: Becca is coming to the baptism
>>>Me: ...Oh F--
>>>Mother: STFU!

[HeartofShadows]

This was kind of clusterfucked and I could barely understand what was going on but I like this BIL and think he is a stand up guy.

1. Night artist I'm sure won't be working at super cuts as I couldn't even get a job there.
2. the only full sociopath here was Awol and he's off to bigger and better things.
3. So why is it bad if your niece is getting baptized?
The dramatic tension was sort of lost when I don't know what was the big deal(you're sister an atheist or something?)

On another note this reminds me of my mom and the bullshit she starts for no reason when she actually tries to force us to be together as a family.

[SaintVicious]

Sounds just like my dads side of the family, good times goood times

[Aya]

HeartofShadows Wrote:This was kind of clusterfucked and I could barely understand

Lol that was kind of the point.

There's nothing bad about the baptism itself. The problem was that BIL and my sister invited someone to be a part of thier daughters life who has caused nothing but pain in theirs and has had no part in her own childrens lives for the past five years. 'Becca' isn't an atheist. She's just a manipulative Cunt who uses and abuses people.

[HeartofShadows]

Ayliana Wrote:

HeartofShadows Wrote:This was kind of clusterfucked and I could barely understand

Lol that was kind of the point.

There's nothing bad about the baptism itself. The problem was that BIL and my sister invited someone to be a part of thier daughters life who has caused nothing but pain in theirs and has had no part in her own childrens lives for the past five years. 'Becca' isn't an atheist. She's just a manipulative Cunt who uses and abuses people.

Good point and very understandable.

Reminds me of my mom and grandma trying to get me to communicate with my dad(a guy who barely did shit for me growing up and ended up throwing me on the street when I went down to stay with him while I was doing on campus college) or any of my other family members who haven't done anything for me.

People just need to stop touting that family label as it just doesn't mean shit nowadays(and yeah my mom and grandma are christian).

[The Desert Fox]

HeartofShadows Wrote:Night artist I'm sure won't be working at super cuts as I couldn't even get a job there.

That's because you're black. :troll:

[HeartofShadows]

The Desert Fox Wrote:

HeartofShadows Wrote:Night artist I'm sure won't be working at super cuts as I couldn't even get a job there.

That's because you're black. :troll:

Ah the racist jokes never get old..

[The Desert Fox]

HeartofShadows Wrote:

The Desert Fox Wrote:

HeartofShadows Wrote:Night artist I'm sure won't be working at super cuts as I couldn't even get a job there.

That's because you're black. :troll:

Ah the racist jokes never get old..

Precisely. :troll:

[UnschoolShqiponjë]

Even with all the bullshit that goes on in my family I can safely say I enjoy the company of most of my family.

Quote:and/or whore

What's her number? :troll:

[The Desert Fox]

UnschoolShqiponjë Wrote:Even with all the bullshit that goes on in my family I can safely say I enjoy the company of most of my family.

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