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blonde jokes

what do you call a blonde with pigtails? A blowjob with handlebars.
Whats a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? humpme dumpme.
How do you kill a blonde? stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Why dont blondes wear miniskirts in winter? they are afraid their lips will freeze.
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios? Yay donut seeds!
Whats the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? slap a mosquito is stops sucking.
What do you tell a blonde with 2 black eyes? nothing you already told her twice.
How do you tell if a blondes had a bad day? her tampon is behind her ear and she cant find her pencil.
Whats even more stupid than a brunette building a house under water? a blonde trying to burn it down!
What do you call a dead blonde in the closet? last years hide and seek winner.
What do you get if you cross a turtle and a blonde? an even slower thinker!
What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? thanks for the refill.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence.
What do you give the blonde who has everthing? Penicillin.
What do you call a blonde standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath.
What do brittany spears and a barbie doll have in common? they are both blonde both brain dead and both made of plastic!

yours Metalhead

07-12-2008 12:42 AM

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