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How to write a PENIS paragraph.
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How to write a PENIS paragraph.
This idea came from PEE paragraphs, which are a template used in English exams. I have rewritten these to apply to posting on the internets.
PENIS: Point, Explanation, No bullshit, Image, Sign off.
Point
Make your point and make it clear.
Explanation
Add detail to your point, or justify it with logic or opinion.
No bullshit
This means try not to post shit that's offtopic in this post - make a new topic.
Image
Post an image to go with your post, to back it up or emphasise the point. Keep it non-pagestretching and SFW though; If it doesn't fit this criteria put it in hidden tags.
Sign off
When you have nothing left to say on any topic, submit and stop posting. Nobody likes spam.
Here's an example.
I think the post structure of members on SS is terrible. I mean, look at classclown and 6moredetentions - I can barely read their posts! I rickrolled 6more last night, she came. It really does need to improve, I think.
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That is all. Remember: When you post, touch upon PENIS and think. Think hard.
<Darthmat> I love the taste of meat in my mouth. Cory, I don't know how you live without it.
<Darthmat> "Forbidden meat tastes sweetest."
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Conclusion: Still a penis.
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
Your very own creation =D
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
My penis does all my thinking for me.
Who am I? Who are YOU?
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
My penis is short and to the point.
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MM Wrote:My penis is short and to the point.
You hvae no idea how much i laughed, for some reason.
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
Carla Franklin has never denied that on the afternoon of the third of August 2006 she raped and killed sixteen children celebrating their friend's fifth birthday and forced their parents to share a dinner of their remains.
If a teacher you don't know tries to bust you for something, just tell them "Jsem výměnný student, nemluvím anglicky. Tak jdi do prdele ty posranej hajzle, tvoje matka je kurva!", then send me money.
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
I'm almost tempted to sticky this...... no pun intended.
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AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
I think ya should.
<Darthmat> I love the taste of meat in my mouth. Cory, I don't know how you live without it.
<Darthmat> "Forbidden meat tastes sweetest."
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Sticky is deserved/.
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By all means, sticky it
I think thats a good thing to keep in mind when making a post but i don't think its possible to always include an image with every post
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
SoulRiser Wrote:I'm almost tempted to sticky this...... no pun intended.
Too bad, your pun was delievered.
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
The image isn't mandatory
<Darthmat> I love the taste of meat in my mouth. Cory, I don't know how you live without it.
<Darthmat> "Forbidden meat tastes sweetest."
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you can write the longest paragraph in the world, but it will never be longer than my penis :O
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
This sentance is longer than your penis.
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The next line is longer than his penis:
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Carla Franklin has never denied that on the afternoon of the third of August 2006 she raped and killed sixteen children celebrating their friend's fifth birthday and forced their parents to share a dinner of their remains.
If a teacher you don't know tries to bust you for something, just tell them "Jsem výměnný student, nemluvím anglicky. Tak jdi do prdele ty posranej hajzle, tvoje matka je kurva!", then send me money.
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
I
SENSE
VAGINA
<Darthmat> I love the taste of meat in my mouth. Cory, I don't know how you live without it.
<Darthmat> "Forbidden meat tastes sweetest."
Penisometer
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Conclusion: Still a penis.
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i'll bet you do
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Hikari Wrote:I
SENSE
VAGINA
Wow.... Sick people in here I tell you..... Sick people
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Xfree86John Wrote:Hikari Wrote:I
SENSE
VAGINA
Wow.... Sick people in here I tell you..... Sick people
Get used to it
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Pieman Wrote:Xfree86John Wrote:Hikari Wrote:I
SENSE
VAGINA
Wow.... Sick people in here I tell you..... Sick people
Get used to it
Cant make any guarantees but ill try
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hey my posts arent that bad.
life is just blah blah blah. we hope for blah, and sometimes we find it. but mostly its blah. and waiting for blah. and hoping you were right about the blahs you made. and when you think you just got the whole blah damn thing figured out, and your surrounded by the ones you blah. death shows up and blah blah blah.
-weeds-
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. -socrates-
Schooling us to prepare us for the career in need
Not caring about our interests and dreams to heed
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maxh Wrote:null Wrote:you can write the longest paragraph in the world, but it will never be longer than my penis :O
The next line is longer than his penis:
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I lol'd
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CrayolaColours Wrote:Quote:This sentance is longer than your penis.
Epic win.
Stop bumping these topics please. Thanks.
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Theyre quite good topics to bump.
BTW - Charlotte thinks you are a goth.
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random_name Wrote:Theyre quite good topics to bump.
BTW - Charlotte thinks you are a goth.
Me? LOL.
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Carla Franklin has never denied that on the afternoon of the third of August 2006 she raped and killed sixteen children celebrating their friend's fifth birthday and forced their parents to share a dinner of their remains.
If a teacher you don't know tries to bust you for something, just tell them "Jsem výměnný student, nemluvím anglicky. Tak jdi do prdele ty posranej hajzle, tvoje matka je kurva!", then send me money.
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
Bump.
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Memento Mori Wrote:Bump.
This is a good topic and all..but..honestly.
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Re: How to write a PENIS paragraph.
Heh, PEE is a pretty unfortunate acronym.
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