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Spell To Pass Your Exam

Materials Required:

Grape concentrate – ¼ of a glass
Spring water
A few mint leaves
A few sprigs of rosemary.

Method:

This spell is something that can be used to pass any sort of an exam or a test. The only thing that one has to follow while performing this spell is that the potion must be drunk twice, once the night before the big test and then the following morning.

In a blender mix together ¼ cup of grape concentrate, 2-3 mint leaves and a few sprigs of rosemary. Beat it well and pour into a tall glass. Then in the same blender, crush enough ice to fill about half the glass. After the ice is crushed, put the crushed ice in the glass as well. Then pour spring water into the glass and mix lightly with a spoon. You may also add sugar as a topping along with a dash of lime. Once the preparation is ready, raise the glass and say the following spell:

The results of this exam are mine to be taken,
The greatness of my knowledge cannot be questioned.

Raise the glass and kiss it once. Drink the entire potion in one gulp. Prepare a fresh potion the next morning and say the spell again. You will surely pass.
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I'll try this spell for my tafe assessments.
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Heh...

I say the ingredients in the potion will help you remember stuff :>_>:
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No thank, i'll just cheat... or dp you plan to post a spell for that also...
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Spell to Cheat

Items needed
_______________

Small piece of paper
Pen
Confidence
Tape
Shoe


Process
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Write the answers down on a piece of paper
Tape paper on bottom of shoe
During test think this in your head:
"I think I can" x5
Look at bottom of shoe
?????
PROFIT!
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But then my paper would get dirty...
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Fire Elf Wrote:But then my paper would get dirty...

K then, tape it to your face, im sure no one would notice
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But then I won't see where I'm going....
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Fire Elf Wrote:But then I won't see where I'm going....

Stop complaining and DOITFAGGOT
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But I don't have exams today...
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Does it look like I care?

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Yeah... come back last week, okay?
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kk Smile
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This may be a joke. But if not, explain please. Thanks.
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Aviator Wrote:This may be a joke. But if not, explain please. Thanks.

You just need to believe it will work.
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Aviator Wrote:This may be a joke. But if not, explain please. Thanks.

You just need to believe it will work.
And it will all collapse on you... because it doesn't work!
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psychopath Wrote:
Aviator Wrote:This may be a joke. But if not, explain please. Thanks.

You just need to believe it will work.
And it will all collapse on you... because it doesn't work!

Thats a 'LIMITING BELIEF'
Who am I? That is irrelevant.
What am I here for? That will become apparent.
You can call me Apathy!
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Something_Spacey Wrote:Thats a 'LIMITING BELIEF'
I'm going to go to the top of the Corning Tower in downtown Albany and fly off the observation deck because gravity is just a limiting belief.
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Don't be so far fetched, gravity isn't real
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Mystery's a witch.
Hidden stuff:
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random_name Wrote:Mystery's a witch.

KILL IT WITH FIRE
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A few glasses of whiskey do the same thing.
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