System.out.println("Java :D");

[Ky]

class Thread
{
public static void main ( String [] args )
{
System.out.println("I saw a C++ thread, and wanted to make something like it.");
System.out.println("So, I'm basically taking the little information I learned in one of my classes,");
System.out.println("and transferring it here.");
System.out.println("If you don't know Java, you might be able to understand me,");
System.out.println("but only in part.");
}
}

[Absnt]

#isostream
main(){
cout << "Hello fellow programmer.\n";
cout << "How are you today?\n";
cout << "Is that javascript or java?";
}

[Ky]

class Reply1
{
public static void main ( String [] args )
{
System.out.println("I can't understand your accent.");
System.out.println("You appear to be speaking in the C languages.");
System.out.println("This is Java, as in the programming language.");
}
}

[V.R.]

>2012
>Main function

print("Fuck the old schooool.")

[Ky]

class Reply2
{
public static void main ( String [] args )
{
System.out.println("wat");
}
}

[V.R.]

print("Time to change to something a bit more... unreliable.")

Private Sub

Form1.Show

If StaticTyping.Checked = True Then
MsgBox "damn nigga be a new age code monkey and go Ruby or some shit IDK"
Else
If StaticTyping.Checked = False Then
MsgBox "and don't forget to use an integrated development environment, el boyo"
EndIf

End Sub


never liked VB6. have forgotten it by now, so apologize for the cryptic example, it's shit I remember from tuts. but hey, if you're a VB coder, then doing WTF spaghetti coding is just the norm. Oh and if you decide to become a nonconformist, well, you got Object Pascal.

[Ky]

class Reply3
{
public static void main ( String [] args )
{
System.out.println("I prefer Java. It's the only programming language I know.");
}
}

[Absnt]

#isostream
main(){
cout << "So we got C, python, and java?\n";
cout << "Also main function master race.\n";
}

[LOON_ATTIC]

Code:

public class fuckshit {
        // where the fuck did I put my rot13 function? ...whatever
        static String dcod(int[] blarray) {
                int i;
                String out = "";
                for (i=0; i<blarray.length; i++) {
                        out+=(char)(blarray[i]-2*i);
                }  
                return out;
        }  

        public static void main(String args[]) {
                int[] asd = {74,99,122,103,40,108,120,125,135,133,52,119,139,141,74,62,99,66,141,153,72,140,​145,162,164,151,166,100,88,126,171,127,96,181,185,169,179,189,108,194,191,193,11​6,144,128};
                String dsa = dcod(asd);

                System.out.println(dsa);
        }  
}

Meh, I'm starting to sort of like Java anyway, but I dunno.

[LOON_ATTIC]

// A representative from SUN Microsystems was interviewed shortly after the release of Java, comparing it with its predecessor C=C+1

Living.Eukaryote.Animal.Chordate.Vertebrate.Mammal.Therian.Primate.Anthropoid.Ho​minid.Homo.Sapien.White Interviewer;

Living.Eukaryote.Animal.Chordate.Vertebrate.Mammal.Therian.Primate.Anthropoid.Ho​minid.Homo.Sapien.Black Representative;

Interviewer.say("So tell us how Java compares to C++.");

Representative.say("You know what the funniest thing about C++ is? It's the little differences. A lot of the same shit we got in Java, they got in C++, only its a little different.");

Interviewer.say("Example?");

Representative.say("Well, in C++, you can get a pointer to a variable. And I don't mean an object reference, I mean a memory address, like in assembly! You can get a pointer to a function. You know what they call an \"import\" statement in C++?");

Interviewer.say("They don't call it an import statement?");

Representative.say("No, they got a preprocessor there, they wouldn't know what the fuck an import statement was.");

Interviewer.say("What'd they call it?");

Representative.say("An #include statement.");

Interviewer.say("#include statement! What do they call a string?");

Representative.say("A string's a string, only they call it char*.");

Interviewer.say("char*, hehehe, what do they call a subclass?");

Representative.say("I don't know, I didn't use inheritance. But you know what they put their classes into in C++ instead of packages?");

Interviewer.say("What?");

Representative.say("Namespaces.");

Interviewer.say("Goddamn!");

Representative.say("I seen 'em do it! And I don't mean a little bit on the side, they fuckin' drown those classes.");

Interviewer.say("Yech!");

[LOON_ATTIC]

hello world

interface Printer {
void print(Message message);
}

class Message {
private String message;

public Message(String message) {
this.message = message;
}

public void print(Printer printer) {
printer.print(this);
}

public String toString() {
return message;
}
}

abstract class AbstractPrinterFactory {
public static AbstractPrinterFactory getFactory() {
return new SystemOutPrinterFactory();
}

public abstract Printer getPrinter();
}

class SystemOutPrinterFactory extends AbstractPrinterFactory {
public Printer getPrinter() {
return new SystemOutPrinter();
}
}

class SystemOutPrinter implements Printer {
public void print(Message message) {
System.out.println(message);
}
}

class HelloWorld {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Message message = new Message("Hello, World!");
AbstractPrinterFactory factory = SystemOutPrinterFactory.getFactory();
Printer printer = factory.getPrinter();
message.print(printer);
}
}

[Ky]

// *sigh*

[V.R.]

<!-- I am a web designer who uses the <marquee> and <blink> tags and just wanna let you guys know, I use an XHTML doctype but I don't like closing my tags. also CSS positioning is for losers. Tables, baby. Tables. -->

[Ky]

// *another sigh*

[Absnt]

lol

[lamefun]

while (!confirm('JavaScript is what has been prescribed for people by the Global Government. Soon it\'ll be the only programming langauge accessible for mere mortals! Running binary code will be legally banned! Free Software will be banned! Jailbreaking will be banned! People will have to use HTML5 and JavaScript! Are you going to start converting all your code to JavaScript today?'));

[SoulRiser]

Code:

<?
echo "lol why so much redundant code just to print something on screen?";
?>

[Ky]

class Reply4
{
public static void main ( String [] args )
{
System.out.println("wat");
}
}

[AtheistLGBTQAnarchist]

Ok,bump and whats this about?I'm too tired to read these complex comments.

[Ky]

(09-29-2012 12:47 PM)YoungestAnarchist Wrote:  Ok,bump and whats this about?I'm too tired to read these complex comments.

Syntax error detected.

[AtheistLGBTQAnarchist]

I have a Turkish teacher so maybe I can turn your computer talking in the real language. Merhaba=hello
I should make a thread about this.

[Ky]

class Reply5
{
public static void main (String [] args)
{
System.out.println("The text I want to output is located here.");
System.out.println("I am currently speaking in Java.");
System.out.println("Have you no idea what this means?");
}
}

[AtheistLGBTQAnarchist]

I should learn about this stuff.

[Ky]

//*yet another sigh*

[AtheistLGBTQAnarchist]

I just figured out 2+2= the binary number for 2!

[Fordun]

#include <iostream>
#include <cmath>
#include <vector>
#include <algorithm>
#include <string>
using namespace std;
inline void keep_window_open() {char ch; cin>>ch;}
int main()
{
cout<<"C++ is the only real computer language \n";
cout<<"So happy to see more programmers here \n";
cout<<"Still a newbie so i am most likely making a ton of mistakes";
cout<<"that aren't picked up by the compiler by are generally";
cout<<"considered bad programming practices.\n";

keep_window_open();
return 0;

}

[Ky]

class OutdatedReply
{
public static void main (String [] args)
{
System.out.println("Java is where it's at.");
System.out.println("Oh, and this thread died a few months ago.");
}
}