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If you could build anything, what would you build?
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If you could build anything, what would you build?

You get whatever you need, and you can't break the laws of physics, unless you include the word "gogogogol" in the title (don't know why, just felt like it)

I would build a 1000m high model of myself, then decorate it like a christmas tree. I would then build a missile launcher in it, that launches gogogogol missiles hat can blow up huge statues of other people, to make myself dominate in the very competitive world of giant likenesses of yourself business.
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If you could build anything, what would you build?

I'd substitute (not break) the laws of physics with those of Minecraft, and build enormous cubic fortresses.

That, or I'd build a gogogogol elevator to the moon.

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09-06-2012 07:59 AM
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

A whorehouse
09-06-2012 08:04 AM
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

A mile high superscraper complete with shopping malls, a small college, office/workplace and a museum.

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If you could build anything, what would you build?

The perfect girlfriend.

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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

(09-06-2012 07:59 AM)Doa Wrote:  I'd substitute (not break) the laws of physics with those of Minecraft, and build enormous cubic fortresses.

That, or I'd build a gogogogol elevator to the moon.


That's genius, substituting the laws of physics. I was thinking about replacing gogogogol with notch, but that seemed a little sad on my part,
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

(09-06-2012 08:10 AM)guts12 Wrote:  
(09-06-2012 07:59 AM)Doa Wrote:  I'd substitute (not break) the laws of physics with those of Minecraft, and build enormous cubic fortresses.

That, or I'd build a gogogogol elevator to the moon.


That's genius, substituting the laws of physics. I was thinking about replacing gogogogol with notch, but that seemed a little sad on my part,
Considering that there might be alternative realities anyway, why not alternative laws of physics? Or at least, individual groups of laws that are uniform, but have different effects throughout dimensions.

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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

(09-06-2012 08:04 AM)bulgarianlion Wrote:  A whorehouse

I second that worthy and honourable cause.

Except I'd make it the most modern whorehouse in existence.
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

God

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So I’d rather die for a cause than live a life that is worthless
I don’t need the circus or the day of national observance
I need you to think for you and stop being a servant
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

What about a scale model of a third of china made entirely out of cheese and cauliflowers. That would look awesome
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If you could build anything, what would you build?

I've decided on the gogogogol elevator that goes from the surface of Earth to the surface of the Moon.

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If you could build anything, what would you build?

a machine that let's me travel to other dimensions (such as the world of your favorite sitcom, or 40 year old British TV show about a guy who can only die 12 times before something weird happens to the planet) then i'd get a gun and travel to the world of the 40 year old tv show and force The Doctor to let me be one of his companions and we'd have epic adventures throughout time and relative dimension in space

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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

With that dimension thing, I would go to a dimension where whatever I imagine would happen. Albeit, that could go disasterly wrong, but still would be fun!
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

Well I would just conince God that I am his master cause I made him and make him do all this other shit for me.

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So I’d rather die for a cause than live a life that is worthless
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If you could build anything, what would you build?

I would build a machine that can make a lot of gold (we already can just not make it in large quantities
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

Why not just build a machine that pwns gods face off. That would solve nothing, and be expensive! Nobody wins!
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

I'd make a currency copying machine.

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If you could build anything, what would you build?

weapons to kill bulgvar

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If you could build anything, what would you build?

who's bulgvar? and why not just invent a bulgvar-killing machine? then, you could change the name, and it would kill others! why haven't i thought of this sooner? *does an evil... cough*
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(09-08-2012 10:00 PM)whydouwannaknow? Wrote:  weapons to kill bulgvar

oh shit
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

(09-13-2012 08:48 AM)bulgarianlion Wrote:  
(09-08-2012 10:00 PM)whydouwannaknow? Wrote:  weapons to kill bulgvar

oh shit

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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

My changeable killing machine is much more efficient.
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

(09-13-2012 08:48 AM)bulgarianlion Wrote:  oh shit

Watch out, Bai Tosho! Perestroika is coming!
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If you could build anything, what would you build?

Muffin button.

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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

I officially came up with the big red no lag button for every computer. It comes with a mallet, and you hit it to destroy all lag and buffering
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

(09-13-2012 08:51 AM)DoA Wrote:  
(09-13-2012 08:48 AM)bulgarianlion Wrote:  
(09-08-2012 10:00 PM)whydouwannaknow? Wrote:  weapons to kill bulgvar

oh shit

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(09-14-2012 03:42 PM)whydouwannaknow? Wrote:  
(09-13-2012 08:51 AM)DoA Wrote:  
(09-13-2012 08:48 AM)bulgarianlion Wrote:  
(09-08-2012 10:00 PM)whydouwannaknow? Wrote:  weapons to kill bulgvar

oh shit

And so began the Cold, Old, Trolled War.
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RE: If you could build anything, what would you build?

i think i want to build one of the remotes from the old TV show Sliders...parrallel world that are usually on the same year as you(some don't develop as quickly but it's alwas gonna be 2012 or w/e year you start in and it moves along like normal)

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(09-13-2012 11:05 AM)DoA Wrote:  Muffin button.

Brilliant
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If you could build anything, what would you build?

I would build a giant farm and chemical processing plant that churns out massive amounts of drugs along with a free hot prostitute house where prostitutes service only the people I deem worthy (AKA just me).
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