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Sexist jokes!

Post your own/favorite sexist jokes here. They can be about females OR men.
04-04-2012 11:23 AM
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RE: Sexist jokes!

Women's Rights
04-04-2012 11:27 AM
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RE: Sexist jokes!

Me and my girl are in a long distance relationship. Fucking restraining orders.
04-04-2012 11:35 AM
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RE: Sexist jokes!

So a woman walks into a bar...

I forget how the rest of the joke goes, but the punchline is she dies.
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04-07-2012 11:30 AM
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RE: Sexist jokes!

What food destroys 90% of a woman's sexual drive?
Wedding cake.

What's the difference between a living wife and a dead wife?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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04-07-2012 11:34 AM
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RE: Sexist jokes!

Guys, sexist jokes are bad and you..........sorry that was my girlfriend I left my laptop in the kitchen again.
04-07-2012 01:19 PM
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RE: Sexist jokes!

What do you call a girl with a black eye?
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
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04-07-2012 04:14 PM
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RE: Sexist jokes!

Whats the differance between a dog and a woman? The dog can be taught loyalty.
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RE: Sexist jokes!

mfw my sister walks in, reads this thread, and cracks up.

Q: What did the Tampon say to the other Tampon? A: Nothing, they were both Stuck Up Bitches....

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

How do you piss off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.
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04-10-2012 01:38 AM
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RE: Sexist jokes!

Why are Hurricanes named after women? Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and your car.
04-10-2012 02:28 AM
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