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A liberal, a conservative, a moderate, and a Mormon guy walk into a bar...

The bartender says, 'Hey Mitt. How's it going?
Hey is that your dog that just fell off the roof of your car?'

I know, overused joke, blah-blah.

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My dog might win the dogs against Romney photo contest! Popcorn Will post pics if this happens.
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RE: A liberal, a conservative, a moderate, and a Mormon guy walk into a bar...

Why don't I get it
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RE: A liberal, a conservative, a moderate, and a Mormon guy walk into a bar...

That was extremely lame. Mitt romney is an asshole
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Banana Fuck Mitt Romney Banana
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(02-15-2012 04:20 AM)Levio_Sah Wrote:  Banana Fuck Mitt Romney Banana

I second this.
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(02-15-2012 03:06 AM)StadiumArcadium Wrote:  Why don't I get it
Not the only one.
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(02-15-2012 09:47 AM)Derchin Wrote:  
(02-15-2012 03:06 AM)StadiumArcadium Wrote:  Why don't I get it
Not the only one.

Romney has a reputation for being a "flip-flopper" and taking numerous different positions on issues over his career.
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Mitt Romney does the things that makes him look good.
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(02-15-2012 09:48 AM)The Desert Fox Wrote:  
(02-15-2012 09:47 AM)Derchin Wrote:  
(02-15-2012 03:06 AM)StadiumArcadium Wrote:  Why don't I get it
Not the only one.

Romney has a reputation for being a "flip-flopper" and taking numerous different positions on issues over his career.

I still don't get it...
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RE: A liberal, a conservative, a moderate, and a Mormon guy walk into a bar...

(02-16-2012 03:07 AM)Sociopath Wrote:  
(02-15-2012 09:48 AM)The Desert Fox Wrote:  
(02-15-2012 09:47 AM)Derchin Wrote:  
(02-15-2012 03:06 AM)StadiumArcadium Wrote:  Why don't I get it
Not the only one.

Romney has a reputation for being a "flip-flopper" and taking numerous different positions on issues over his career.

I still don't get it...

So he's considered all four of those things...
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(11-27-2011 10:52 AM)Efs Wrote:  Our Army is more professional than Amerika. Smile
Except ours isn't allowed to have guns
CrayolaColours Wrote:That post owned. TDF wins post of the year.
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krissy Wrote:dessert fox
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RE: A liberal, a conservative, a moderate, and a Mormon guy walk into a bar...

(02-16-2012 03:07 AM)Sociopath Wrote:  
(02-15-2012 09:48 AM)The Desert Fox Wrote:  
(02-15-2012 09:47 AM)Derchin Wrote:  
(02-15-2012 03:06 AM)StadiumArcadium Wrote:  Why don't I get it
Not the only one.

Romney has a reputation for being a "flip-flopper" and taking numerous different positions on issues over his career.

I still don't get it...

Hes tried to market himself as all three
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