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To everyone who joined these forums at some point, and got discouraged by the negativity and left after a while (or even got literally scared off): I'm sorry.
I wasn't good enough at encouraging people to be kinder, and removing people who refuse to be kind. Encouraging people is hard, and removing people creates conflict, and I hate conflict... so that's why I wasn't better at it.
I was a very, very sensitive teen. The atmosphere of this forum as it is now, if it had existed in 1996, would probably have upset me far more than it would have helped.
I can handle quite a lot of negativity and even abuse now, but that isn't the point. I want to help people. I want to help the people who need it the most, and I want to help people like the 1996 version of me.
I'm still figuring out the best way to do that, but as it is now, these forums are doing more harm than good, and I can't keep running them.
Thank you to the few people who have tried to understand my point of view so far. I really, really appreciate you guys. You are beautiful people.
Everyone else: If after everything I've said so far, you still don't understand my motivations, I think it's unlikely that you will. We're just too different. Maybe someday in the future it might make sense, but until then, there's no point in arguing about it. I don't have the time or the energy for arguing anymore. I will focus my time and energy on people who support me, and those who need help.
-SoulRiser
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Would You Survive?
House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 100% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 100% Chance
Large Dog: 100% Chance
Wolf: 100% Chance
Small Shark: 100% Chance
Large Shark: 100% Chance
Predetory Cat: 100% Chance
Elephant 100% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 93% Chance
Bear: 93% Chance
Alligator: 78% Chance
Gorilla: 93% Chance
Human: 82% Chance
Things are looking up
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
Would You Survive?
House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 90% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 78% Chance
Large Dog: 71% Chance
Wolf: 63% Chance
Small Shark: 56% Chance
Large Shark: 22% Chance
Predetory Cat: 41% Chance
Elephant 41% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 26% Chance
Bear: 19% Chance
Alligator: 11% Chance
Gorilla: 19% Chance
Human: 22% Chance
woot, average.
Hidden stuff:
"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi
"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin
"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
House Cat: 44% Chance
Racoon: 40% Chance
Coyote: 7% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 0% Chance
Large Dog: 0% Chance
Wolf: 0% Chance
Small Shark: 0% Chance
Large Shark: 0% Chance
Predetory Cat: 0% Chance
Elephant 0% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 0% Chance
Bear: 0% Chance
Alligator: 0% Chance
Gorilla: 0% Chance
Human: 0% Chance
Lol.
"Do we treat straight public sex differently than we do gay public sex? Of course. Straight people are so proud of their public sex that they named a cocktail after it."
Anonymous1.0 Wrote:Remember, the best way to survive an attack is not to provoke one.
QFW
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
fuck no, give me a firearm and its all over. I usually carry my boot knife with me though so....idk
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
If I had a handgun it would be easy though. Aim for the vitals and dive
Whilst some work diligently there are those who ask why. I am one of them
(\__/) This is Bunny. Paste Bunny into your signature
(='.'=) to help him gain world domination.
(")_(")
Soul#2: I already have a grip. Doc:and a porno mag and a tube of lube I'm sure"
Lifes a bitch, then you marry one
This has been a test of the emergency pointless argument system. Had this been a real pointless argument, someone would have been called a facist.
Ceiling Cat: For that you need to wear a fursuit, though.
Inside sources say that Carla Franklin has had more dick in her than a public urinal.
House Cat: 89% Chance
Racoon: 89% Chance
Coyote: 82% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 63% Chance
Large Dog: 52% Chance
Wolf: 41% Chance
Small Shark: 60% Chance
Large Shark: 41% Chance
Predetory Cat: 22% Chance
Elephant 26% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 15% Chance
Bear: 19% Chance
Alligator: 45% Chance
Gorilla: 4% Chance
Human: 45% Chance
... the second last option... I wanted to change what I picked but it wouldn't unpick the previous option. I ended up ticking all of them. WTF?
Don't feel like redoing it.
Support School Survival on Patreon or Donate Bitcoin Here: 1Q5WCcxWjayniaL92b8GfXBiGdfjmnUNa2 "Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it." - André Paul Guillaume Gide "The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination." - Albert Einstein "I'm pretty sure there's a lot of beauty that can only be found in the mind of a lunatic." - TheCancer EIPD - Emotionally Incompetent Parent Disorder
Would You Survive?
House Cat: 100% Chance
Racoon: 100% Chance
Coyote: 63% Chance
Medium Sized Dog: 52% Chance
Large Dog: 45% Chance
Wolf: 37% Chance
Small Shark: 11% Chance
Large Shark: 0% Chance
Predetory Cat: 22% Chance
Elephant 30% Chance
Lion or Tiger: 7% Chance
Bear: 7% Chance
Alligator: 0% Chance
Gorilla: 7% Chance
Human: 0% Chance
This test is wrong. I could survive againsts a human.
Full Metal Alchemist quoets.
Hidden stuff:
Alphonse Elric: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.
Lieutenant Lisa Hawkeye: You're useless in the rain, so please stay back, Colonel.
Jean Havoc: The classic sewer escape.
Roy Mustang: Don't follow him.
Jean Havoc: Dammit, I was about to jump in!
Maes Hughes: Nice mess! Is it over yet?
Roy Mustang: You know, you could try to help while you're here, Hughes.
Maes Hughes: Lay off, I'm as normal as they come and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?
Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes: [telling Mustang about the investigation on Scar] His bloodstained clothes washed up further downstream. We don't know if that means that he's dead, or just naked.
Roy Mustang: [about his first day if he were the Fuhrer] On that day, all female officers will be required to wear... tiny miniskirts!
[Strikes pose
Ed:"You owe me for this one, Colonel."
Roy:"Hearing you say that makes a chill run down my spine..."
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