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Help with German conversions please.
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Help with German conversions please.

How do I say ´Well, spank my arse and call me Charlie!´please? I may need more random conversions. it´s a story I´m doing.

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Re: Help with German conversions please.

spanish is

zurre el culo y llámeme charlie


does that help?

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Thankies... but I need German. I might use it, though.

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so, verhauen Sie meinen Arsch und nennen Sie mich charlie

there you go.

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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Did you use a translator for that? If so, can someone please confirm that is accurate? I once translated a short story from French to English using babelfish and I got... well, babble. It translates each sord separately and doesn't take grammar into account.

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yes i did, sorry.

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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nope, it means


so, you beat my arse and name(mention) me Charlie apparently

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"A 'no' uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a 'yes' merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble." - Mahatma Gandhi

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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"Call me Charlie" is sort of idiomatic and thus may not translate well literally.
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Oh, thankies for the tip.

Make that 'spank my arse and tell me I am charlie' then?

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verhauen Sie meinen Arsch und nennen Sie mich charlie

this is wrong ^^^ The verb is always the second in German.

meinen Arsch verhaust und du heiBt mich Charlie

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Thanks!

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i take french and spanish, wouldn't know. but thanks for the lesson.

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"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Ben Franklin

"when I was a kid I used to pray for a bicycle. then I realized that god doesn't work that way. so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"I would rather die for something I believe in than live for anything else."
"What is the task of higher education? To make a man into a machine. What are the means employed? He is taught how to suffer being bored." – F W Nietzsche
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german is a bitch to learn

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therenagadeoffunk Wrote:german is a bitch to learn

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fragile-esteem Wrote:verhauen Sie meinen Arsch und nennen Sie mich charlie

this is wrong ^^^ The verb is always the second in German.

meinen Arsch verhaust und du heiBt mich Charlie

GERMAN GRAMMAR LESSON: the red stuff is block one, this MUST go before a verb and no matter WHAT the verb MUST follow the red stuff.


Unless you are asking a question. Then it's reversed.

Ex: Gehst du zur Schule zu Fuss?

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Quote:verhauen Sie meinen Arsch und nennen Sie mich charlie

this is wrong ^^^ The verb is always the second in German.

meinen Arsch verhaust und du heiBt mich Charlie

GERMAN GRAMMAR LESSON: the red stuff is block one, this MUST go before a verb and no matter WHAT the verb MUST follow the red stuff.

As I'm Austrian and german is my mothertongue I think I can help you there...

It is: verhauen Sie meinen Arsch und nennen Sie mich charlie!


In a sentence the the verb usually goes second. here you are asking someone to do something so this is reversed and the verb goes first.

I hope this helps.
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I know this thread is years old, and that I am coming a bit late, but as someone who lives in Germany, I speak German very well, and I need no translator to translate English to German and the other way around. So if you want to know something that is spoken in the German language, I am the guy to be spoken to.
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Also, in German this means: "Tja, klatsch mir doch in den Arsch und nenn' mich Charlie!"
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