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Dean's Guide to be a Rapper in 10 easy steps - The Desert Fox - 10-17-2009 02:13 PM

By following these quick 'n easy steps you can be just like those pathetic awesome rappers you see on MTV! Oh wait, MTV doesn't even do music anymore. Anyway...




1. Wear so many fake gold chains around your neck it's a miracle it doesn't snap your vertabrae.

2. Have all of your "songs" consist of one phrase and profanity be repeated eleven billion times.

3. Wear a tank top that's too small and pants that are too big.

4. Claim to be "from da hood" but live in a $50 million mansion.

5. Have an IQ of less than 40.

6. Wear your pants so low they're around your ankles.

7. Claim that you actually make music.

8. Never actually "sing" any songs in person. Have it synced with a recording.

9. Hold an oversized microphone, hold it up against your mouth, and swing your other hand mindlessly while "singing" your "songs".

10. Say that anyone who actually has a brain (and thus hates your "music") is a racist.


Re: Dean's Guide to be a Rapper - CrayolaColours - 10-17-2009 03:37 PM

Tsk Tsk Tsk, sending me a shameless add PM like that. Laugh

lawl.

The Desert Fox Wrote:6. Wear your pants so low they're around your ankles.
This happened in middle school, some kid was crossing the street and in the middle of traffic his pants fell down. Laugh It owned.


Re: Dean's Guide to be a Rapper - The Desert Fox - 10-17-2009 03:38 PM

CrayolaColours Wrote:Tsk Tsk Tsk, sending me a shameless add PM like that. Laugh

I take pride in what I do.

But I wish I could've seen that guy who's pants fell down. Laugh Must'e been epic.


Re: Dean's Guide to be a Rapper - CrayolaColours - 10-17-2009 03:41 PM

It was, my mom yelled "RUN BITCH, RUN!" Laugh


Re: Dean's Guide to be a Rapper - The Desert Fox - 10-17-2009 03:44 PM

CrayolaColours Wrote:It was, my mom yelled "RUN BITCH, RUN!" Laugh

To the guy, or what? If she did, then she earns a small quantity of win. Small. Like the size of this word.


Re: Dean's Guide to be a Rapper in 10 easy steps - The Desert Fox - 11-13-2009 04:42 AM

Bump It Up


Re: Dean's Guide to be a Rapper in 10 easy steps - random_name - 11-13-2009 04:45 AM

Fixed your quote tags. And yeah, i lolled.


Re: Dean's Guide to be a Rapper in 10 easy steps - Sociopath - 11-13-2009 08:47 AM

BARACK OBAMA DOSEN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE!!


Re: Dean's Guide to be a Rapper in 10 easy steps - Lovey - 01-15-2010 04:19 PM

Deleted. My bad. D:


Re: Dean's Guide to be a Rapper in 10 easy steps - The Desert Fox - 01-16-2010 03:58 AM

Lovey Wrote:Deleted. My bad. D:
What