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The SS reality show! - Raikuron - 05-18-2010 11:38 AM
Okay. Here is the deal. We are all trapped in school, and we have to figure out how to get out and keep the trolls in. Keep in mind, we are under constant guard.
From now on, out of character chatter will be put in ((<message>)) I am the GM and all of the enemies. Unless the trolls want to join. Then they can be themselves.
You are currently in ISS, or in-school-suspension. There are three teachers, one standing by the door, one in the front of the classroom overlooking everything, and one on the side waiting in case it needs to help restrain someone. What do you do?
Re: The SS reality show! - CrayolaColours - 05-18-2010 11:46 AM
Gee, it sure is boring around here.
((It had to be done))
Re: The SS reality show! - Raikuron - 05-18-2010 11:48 AM
Teacher at the front of the room: QUIET NO TALKING YOU WILL NEVER BE SUCCESSFUL YOU DID EVERYTHING TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT!!!!
Re: The SS reality show! - The Desert Fox - 05-18-2010 11:50 AM
*Draws my handy little .45 and shoots the teacher in the forehead*
Re: The SS reality show! - MorikoMisa - 05-18-2010 11:50 AM
*Thinking: BY god what the fuck did I d--Oh yeeeeeah...locker room fun...maybe grabbing that girl's breasts while shouting 'I MUST TASTE THESE FOR SPARTA!' wasn't the best idea...*
I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST USE OF THE RESTROOM. OR I MAY HAVE TO URINATE ON YOUR FLOORING TILES. I AM HUMAN, that is all.
Re: The SS reality show! - Raikuron - 05-18-2010 11:59 AM
((TDF's action is voided, as he could not have gotten his gun past the metal detector. If you start whining, take your bawl and go home. This is MY RP.))
Teacher number 2: NO YOU ARE A PUNK SO YOU ARE LESS THAN HUMAN! IF YOU URINATE ON THE FLOOR OR ON YOURSELF, I WILL KEEP YOU AFTER SCHOOL! YOU CAN GO DURING BREAK WHICH IS 2 HOURS AWAY WITH EVERYONE ELSE BEING AFRAID ONE WILL SEE SOMETHING TRYING TO GET SOME PRIVACY WITH 2 URINALS!
Re: The SS reality show! - CrayolaColours - 05-18-2010 12:00 PM
The Desert Fox Wrote:*Draws my handy little .45 and shoots the teacher in the forehead*((Shooting the teacher ends it too quickly. This is far too lulzworthy for that.))
MAY I BE EXCUSED? I'M HAVING HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE VISIONS! ...I also have implosive and explosive diarrhea.
Re: The SS reality show! - Raikuron - 05-18-2010 12:01 PM
Teacher number 1: SIT THERE AND HOLD IT IN! YOU ARE NOT HAVING ANY VISIONS!
Re: The SS reality show! - MorikoMisa - 05-18-2010 12:05 PM
There is a dead squirrel about three feet away from the window. May I open the window and poke it with several rulers taped together?
Re: The SS reality show! - Raikuron - 05-18-2010 12:09 PM
Teacher number 2: NO! IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING YOU ARE STAYING AFTER SCHOOL! WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR BACKPACK??!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH A CHAIN OF PENISES? AS SOON AS SOMEONE COMES HERE, YOU ARE GOING TO A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL! *calls yet another teacher on walkie-talkie*
Re: The SS reality show! - MorikoMisa - 05-18-2010 12:11 PM
You are completely right, all mighty master. But there is something terribly wrong with me that won't let me not speak! There's an alien in my guts, and he's trying to destroy my brain! If I am quiet, I will die...and then the school will be sued, and you'll lose that nice car of yours that I didn't egg yesterday. The egger was TDF!
Re: The SS reality show! - CrayolaColours - 05-18-2010 12:13 PM
((Teachers shouldn't be allowed to read hidden messages to the other classmates))
To Moriko:
Hidden stuff:
Re: The SS reality show! - Raikuron - 05-18-2010 12:13 PM
Teacher number 1: NO! THERE IS NOT AN ALIEN IN YOUR GUTS! WE HAVE VIDEO FOOTAGE OF YOU EGGING THAT CAR!
*Teacher number 4 arrives and *escorts* MorikoMisa to the office*
Re: The SS reality show! - MorikoMisa - 05-18-2010 12:16 PM
Hidden stuff:
*Attempts to pull away from teacher number 4, begins crying* THERE IS THOUGH! He's at my arm control nerve, in my belly! This is no game, this is my life! *Arms go limp* Arms... like... noodles! *Screams in high-pitched voice* I AM NOT QUOTING ANYTHING, THERE IS AN ALIEN IN MY BRAAAIN! *Continues screaming*
Re: The SS reality show! - Raikuron - 05-18-2010 12:25 PM
Teacher number 4: Stop that. *Drags MorikoMisa to the office*
((How did you pass the note? If it was physically, than teacher number 1 would have spotted it.))
Re: The SS reality show! - MorikoMisa - 05-18-2010 12:29 PM
(I whispered it while going past in a discreet manner. I also may have thrown a wad of paer at her while trying to poke the squirrel through the window.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET GO OF MY AAAAARMS! I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEEEEN!
I am terribly sorry! I don't mean to say those things!
MAY MY HOMOSEXUALITY PROTECT MY UTERUS!
Re: The SS reality show! - CrayolaColours - 05-18-2010 12:32 PM
Hidden stuff:
*Starts poll dancing to this song*
((All SS males (and lesbians) are now extremely interested))
Re: The SS reality show! - LOON_ATTIC - 05-18-2010 12:35 PM
While everyone is distracted by Moriko and CC, I sneak away without anyone noticing, get into the control room thing, which is empty at the moment, and play this through the PA system
Re: The SS reality show! - MorikoMisa - 05-18-2010 12:38 PM
*While teachers are distracted by Crayola and covering their ears from the music I slip away and hide out in the girl's locker room.* Okay...okay...now what do I do...what do I do... WAIT! I have a cellphone! *Brings out cellphone from uterus pocket* Thankfully my mom said it was for emergencies...they have to believe her once in a while...
Hidden stuff:
Re: The SS reality show! - CrayolaColours - 05-18-2010 12:43 PM
((Ey... how'd Korn get on there. I meant this song.))
Re: The SS reality show! - Raikuron - 05-18-2010 12:44 PM
Uh... Yeah... Too many actions... I quit. You win. The school is taken over. The American flag is taken down the pole and replaced with the SS black flag... Just too much to handle, sorry...
Re: The SS reality show! - LOON_ATTIC - 05-18-2010 12:45 PM
I run away from the control thing after locking and barring the door, get a fire extinguisher and start feeding foam to several teachers.
I bind them and put them in the bathroom...
Wait, don't schools have cops?
I turn in the fire alarm
Re: The SS reality show! - LOON_ATTIC - 05-18-2010 12:47 PM
Da cop niggers come
????
Re: The SS reality show! - CrayolaColours - 05-18-2010 12:48 PM
DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO DANCE ON THE POLL ANYMORE?!
Re: The SS reality show! - LOON_ATTIC - 05-18-2010 12:53 PM
I dunno lol
The cops just come and stand there, outside. As we go around picking teachers from classrooms and giving them to the tentacle chair, and all the ghetto kids having seizures from the awesome fucking music, the firemen break inside.
Lolwut nao
Re: The SS reality show! - The Desert Fox - 05-18-2010 12:54 PM
*Starts singing "When The Night Closes In" to Crayola*
Re: The SS reality show! - CrayolaColours - 05-18-2010 01:02 PM
*Starts singing "Break your little heart" Right back.*
((An alternative/pop song a friend was listening to. It's sorta catchy, and fits epically.))
Also, Tentacly sings Little Piece of Heaven (Inb4 BMP and BAAAW A7X SUX LOLOL)
EDIT: Upon further inspection, the "Pretty face" part of the song must be edited out... as it is a lie.
Re: The SS reality show! - The Desert Fox - 05-18-2010 01:17 PM
CrayolaColours Wrote:pop songKEEL EET
Re: The SS reality show! - LOON_ATTIC - 05-18-2010 01:20 PM
I KILL ALL THE COPS WITH A BONE KNIFE AND THE FIREMEN RUN AWAY FROM THE MUSIC
AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING
Re: The SS reality show! - Alucard483 - 05-18-2010 01:59 PM
DAMN IT! Can nobody play this game like a civil human being? I had high hopes for this thread and it was derailed with tomfuckery and AIDS. I had a sure fire way of escaping too.