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Hat Rebellion - Geicosuave - 02-16-2017 09:25 AM

So I protest my school's ban on hats by wearing mine every day. Today it finally got taken away. Apparently it will be given back at THE END OF THE YEAR. Let me tell you they picked the wrong person to mess with.

My sister used to go to this school, and she had a bandanna she was very attached to and would wear everywhere. The state school board made a ban on bandannas because of gangs, and I live in this small ass town and we dont have any fucking gangs around here. So, she wore her bandanna anyway. A teacher would tell her to take it off, she would, then she would turn a corner and put it back on. This went on for a long time. Eventually the teachers stopped caring and didnt enforce it.

It just so happens I have an abnormal number of hats.

I am going to wear a hat EVERY DAY until they return mine. And I will wear it. I'll also be a little shit for the duration. I assume they will take the new hats, so thats why I have a lot of them.

Please share your thoughts on the matter, and maybe suggest other ways to get my hat back and protest the ban.


Hat Rebellion - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 02-16-2017 09:37 AM

HELL YEAH BOI
GIT EM

Filled your hat with dandruff and stuff when they get it, buy a like tub of crickets when they confiscate your next hat. You can get them in the pet store. It's cheap. Put it under your hat so like on your head. So if they ask why you had that say that you got some pet lizard at home and you brought the tub for his surprise birthday party that day.


RE: Hat Rebellion - Geicosuave - 02-16-2017 09:39 AM

(02-16-2017 09:37 AM)Uryitiogi Wrote:  HELL YEAH BOI
GIT EM

Filled your hat with dandruff and stuff when they get it, buy a like tub of crickets when they confiscate your next hat. You can get them in the pet store. It's cheap. Put it under your hat so like on your head. So if they ask why you had that say that you got some pet lizard at home and you brought the tub for his surprise birthday party that day.

I could not handle crickets and also Im like a freshman im broke

But thanks for the support! Thumbsup


RE: Hat Rebellion - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 02-16-2017 11:04 AM

(02-16-2017 09:39 AM)Geicosuave Wrote:  
(02-16-2017 09:37 AM)Uryitiogi Wrote:  HELL YEAH BOI
GIT EM

Filled your hat with dandruff and stuff when they get it, buy a like tub of crickets when they confiscate your next hat. You can get them in the pet store. It's cheap. Put it under your hat so like on your head. So if they ask why you had that say that you got some pet lizard at home and you brought the tub for his surprise birthday party that day.

I could not handle crickets and also Im like a freshman im broke

But thanks for the support! Thumbsup

(._.) ok no prbz man


RE: Hat Rebellion - TheCancer - 02-16-2017 12:15 PM

They might ignore it or they might start writing you up until it escalates into suspensions or even expulsion.

Yes. Over a hat.


RE: Hat Rebellion - Geicosuave - 02-16-2017 12:17 PM

(02-16-2017 12:15 PM)TheCancer Wrote:  They might ignore it or they might start writing you up until it escalates into suspensions or even expulsion.

Yes. Over a hat.

I might get suspended but I doubt they would expel me, especially over a hat


Hat Rebellion - Geicosuave - 02-16-2017 12:45 PM

Oh, and forgot to mention:
In the event that I do get suspended from school, when I get back I will wear this really big and obnoxious rainbow squid hat I have


Hat Rebellion - Zeta - 02-16-2017 02:30 PM

Nice!

These sorts of bans are the perfect example of how so much about school is just a power-grab by people completely detached from the real world. What difference does it make if you wear a hat? "Well it ain't proppa for these youngin's to be wearin' hats inside! We gots ta teach 'em manners!"

The people that make these rules are idiots trying to make themselves feel better than other people for the most arbitrary reasons


RE: Hat Rebellion - the Analogist - 02-17-2017 04:24 AM

i like that as a grown man I was able to get away with wearing my turban for my drivers license photo. too bad my ID kinda looks like crap.

yeah, hating hats is the most dated form of cultural prejudice. i think it started in like the civil war. what dead are we trying to honor again? our army seems to be targeting mostly the loser countries where (our) dictator steps out of line so we have to replace him with a more obedient lackey. I dont know if our modern veterans even feel much honor or even know why hats off is supposed to symbolize it.

necessary footnote: I have no problem with veterans in general.


Hat Rebellion - Geicosuave - 02-17-2017 09:15 AM

UPDATE: So it turns out that I could have gotten my hat at the end of the day. I was not informed of this until my Dad mentioned it today. So i'll be getting it. Me Dad also said that the next offense would result in my Dad having to come get the hat.

I will, of course, be wearing it again.


RE: Hat Rebellion - the Analogist - 02-17-2017 03:43 PM

if your dad is cool with that, he is awesome


Hat Rebellion - DreamRebel - 02-20-2017 09:03 AM

Instead of crickets, just put some homemade confetti. Just get a hole punch, and punch holes in the paper, and put the round pieces of paper under your hat. That oughta startle the teachers, even if it's not as awe-striking as crickets.