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School Bathrooms - craxyguy562 - 11-14-2015 05:03 PM

Have you ever seen bugs like spiders and cockroaches in the school bathroom just hanging out?


RE: School Bathrooms - TheCancer - 11-15-2015 01:02 AM

A kid (or kids) urinated and defecated in the soap dispenser at our school. It certainly added an ironic twist to hand washing.

It's easy to accidentally get feces on the toilet seat if you're fat. Some kids can't even reach their anus to wipe or have to get in contorted positions to complete the mission.

And yes, kids get angry and bored or whatever and take it out on the restrooms. I'm pretty sure this is a traditional as old as school itself.

I enjoy the grafiti, no matter how vile or juvenile. We spent 3 hours standing outside because some youngster wrote the letters B-O-M-B with feces in his stall. The assistant principal sent pictures of this avant garde literary achievement to all of us lucky staff members via email attachment. The author, to this day, remains anonymous. If you're out there, please know that your work has not gone unappreciated.


School Bathrooms - schoolsux - 11-15-2015 02:51 AM

I remember my school was on the local news back in January 2014 when someone put shit on the walls. It seems that my class is the only one who does this...


RE: School Bathrooms - TheCancer - 11-15-2015 03:42 AM

Either you live somewhere very boring or that was an extremely slow news day.


School Bathrooms - brainiac3397 - 11-15-2015 10:07 AM

Im rotund but I have no difficulty wiping my ass, wiping the seat(before and after), and washing my hands.

I needed to use the bathroom at college and I saw something traumatic. The toilet was covered in shit, urine, blood, and toilet paper. I don't know what the hell I saw or how it happened...but I was pretty much ran out of there.

I don't mind the vandalism or graffiti. It makes interesting reads if you're bored while taking a dump. Gotta tell ya, truckers are avid political debators. Should see the stalls with all the political arguements going on(with occasional gay sex number, kkk/nazi stuff, and anarchist symbols).


RE: School Bathrooms - TheCancer - 11-15-2015 10:34 AM

"Im rotund but I have no difficulty wiping my ass, wiping the seat(before and after), and washing my hands."

Well


If you were fat enough you wouldn't be able to wipe your own ass.


RE: School Bathrooms - brainiac3397 - 11-15-2015 12:41 PM

(11-15-2015 10:34 AM)TheCancer Wrote:  "Im rotund but I have no difficulty wiping my ass, wiping the seat(before and after), and washing my hands."

Well


If you were fat enough you wouldn't be able to wipe your own ass.

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RE: School Bathrooms - schoolsux - 11-15-2015 02:28 PM

(11-15-2015 03:42 AM)TheCancer Wrote:  Either you live somewhere very boring or that was an extremely slow news day.

This one time on the town newspaper, I think one of the feature sections had "Dog learns lesson" or something like that. Pretty boring shit.

It was a health alert. It was one of only 3 times I ever heard of my town on the local news (one was something about the guidance counselor in the intermediate school, one was about a missing student at the town's university, and the other was the incident I mentioned).


School Bathrooms - DreamRebel - 12-02-2015 08:51 AM

My school has a dead fly that's been stuck to the girl's bathroom door for weeks. That's about it, but that fly is hella creepy.


RE: School Bathrooms - Alistoriv - 12-02-2015 09:06 AM

(11-15-2015 02:51 AM)schoolsux Wrote:  I remember my school was on the local news back in January 2014 when someone put shit on the walls. It seems that my class is the only one who does this...

Last year my school had a similar situation. Someone started putting poop in urinals. To try to stop this, the administration tightened up restrictions on going to the bathroom during classes. It didn't help. Eventually, it escalated and he actually smeared shit all over one of the hallways. At one point he wrote where he was going to strike next on the side of the field house in shit and they still didn't catch him when he struck there.

We called him the Phantom Shitter and to this day no one knows who he was.


School Bathrooms - DreamRebel - 12-02-2015 09:10 AM

That was hilarious. I feel guilty though, because working at a public library my mom deals with that sort of stuff all the time. There has even been poop on the ceiling.


School Bathrooms - schoolsux - 12-05-2015 02:16 PM

There is a reason I wait until I go home to relieve myself. I avoid school bathrooms. I think the last time I went into a school bathroom was in September (and it was rather clean).


RE: School Bathrooms - brainiac3397 - 12-05-2015 03:54 PM

Isnt that like a sign of mental issues. People dont just smear shit all over the place or any place. Its also plain nasty. And totally unhygenic. In fact Id like to see that SOB arrested for creating an environment harmful to the health of the occupants.

Id also prefer his sentence be that he gets dunked into a tank of filthy feces, the amount of times being based on his current age.


RE: School Bathrooms - schoolsux - 12-08-2015 02:57 AM

(12-05-2015 03:54 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Isnt that like a sign of mental issues. People dont just smear shit all over the place or any place. Its also plain nasty. And totally unhygenic. In fact Id like to see that SOB arrested for creating an environment harmful to the health of the occupants.

Id also prefer his sentence be that he gets dunked into a tank of filthy feces, the amount of times being based on his current age.

Probably. Or not knowing (a 3 year old).


School Bathrooms - brainiac3397 - 12-08-2015 04:06 AM

Sounds too complex for a child who wouldn't know. Whoever was doing it was fully aware they were doing something nasty.


RE: School Bathrooms - Alistoriv - 12-08-2015 12:11 PM

(12-02-2015 09:06 AM)Alistoriv Wrote:  
(11-15-2015 02:51 AM)schoolsux Wrote:  I remember my school was on the local news back in January 2014 when someone put shit on the walls. It seems that my class is the only one who does this...

Last year my school had a similar situation. Someone started putting poop in urinals. To try to stop this, the administration tightened up restrictions on going to the bathroom during classes. It didn't help. Eventually, it escalated and he actually smeared shit all over one of the hallways. At one point he wrote where he was going to strike next on the side of the field house in shit and they still didn't catch him when he struck there.

We called him the Phantom Shitter and to this day no one knows who he was.



Watch on YouTube

I have it on good authority now that this guy was the Phantom Shitter.
Not sure if it's true though


School Bathrooms - schoolsux - 12-13-2015 12:07 AM

Fu Phantom Shitter


RE: School Bathrooms - Sunbourn - 12-13-2015 01:49 AM

It was a common occurrence at the middle school I attended for people to clog the sinks, piss, shit in them, then leave the water running so the dirty water would overflow from the sink. I'm sure the janitors must have hated their jobs.


School Bathrooms - schoolsux - 12-13-2015 10:37 AM

I have only been inside a school bathroom a few times since I started middle school. No shit or piss in the sinks.


School Bathrooms - Brick - 01-02-2016 08:27 AM

I must go to a nice school, my bathrooms are always pretty clean. I think the worse I've seen is a ton of Swastikas and a kid that keeps writing "ONIONS" on the walls.


School Bathrooms - brainiac3397 - 01-02-2016 12:28 PM

It's always the swastikas.


RE: School Bathrooms - Username - 01-02-2016 09:51 PM

(01-02-2016 12:28 PM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  It's always the swastikas.

There's a speck of jew-hate/respect for Hitler in all of us.


School Bathrooms - brainiac3397 - 01-03-2016 09:37 AM

Swastikas and penises. When humanity goes extinct, the two things we'll probably leave behind for any future alien civilization to discover.


RE: School Bathrooms - GamerGurl - 01-03-2016 03:09 PM

(11-14-2015 04:53 PM)Joker Wrote:  It's almost as if neanderthals slip through a ripple of time to use our bathrooms.
This whole thread has been such a joy to read. Many giggles and bursts of laughter were had, but this is where I completely lost it. XD

By the way, for those of you still being forced to go to prison, use the nurse's bathroom. Those are always very clean.