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1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Missile - 05-01-2015 07:37 AM

A simple game where list ways to get kicked out of walmart.
My first one:

Dress up as Vikings and pillage the store


RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Cianna200 - 05-01-2015 07:39 AM

Moon the store owner


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Dead - 05-01-2015 08:13 AM

Shoot the customers and/or employees


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - MurkScribe - 05-01-2015 08:18 AM

Rallying up a 1,000 people to go into wal-mart to just destroy all of their shit and make wal-mart free for acess


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - brainiac3397 - 05-01-2015 08:27 AM

Wear Roman legionnaire armor and ask for a manager to aide in your mission to hunt down the filthy Germanic, Gaulish, Goth, Pict, Celt, and/or Carthaginian scum that threaten the great Roman Empire. Don't forget to shout HAIL, CAESAR! as the guards/cops drag you out.

Just don't bring real weapons. Cardboard or that foam LARP stuff is recommended. You don't want to go to jail for unlawful possession of a weapon now do you?


RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Missile - 05-01-2015 09:23 AM

Start a Union


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - brainiac3397 - 05-01-2015 09:24 AM

Ask for lower wages.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Dead - 05-01-2015 09:50 AM

Have said Walmart be in a city where a black guy was shot by a white cop, and lead an angry mob there.


RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - no - 05-01-2015 11:46 AM

Wear the manager's skin as a suit and fire everyone.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - brainiac3397 - 05-01-2015 12:05 PM

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RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Ky - 05-01-2015 12:40 PM

(05-01-2015 09:23 AM)Missile Wrote:  Start a Union
Technically speaking, that is the surest way to get kicked out of Walmart. Well, being employed there, anyway.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - James Comey - 05-01-2015 12:52 PM

Dress up in 1990s hip hop attire and attempt to freestyle in front of customers. Then proceed to rant about how Mobb Deep's Infamy sucked balls.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - MurkScribe - 05-01-2015 01:06 PM

Dress up in Radical Revolutionary Anarchist Clothing and attempt to orate in front of customers. Then proceed to rant about the exploitation of the proletarians working class and how much the employing class should be strangled.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Ky - 05-01-2015 01:07 PM

Ask each of the cashiers if they want to see something strange and mystical.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - James Comey - 05-01-2015 01:09 PM

Play Rebecca Black's Friday with loud-ass speakers and run through the store.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - MurkScribe - 05-01-2015 01:09 PM

Reveal that something strange and mystical is actually your penis, and then get arrested.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - James Comey - 05-01-2015 01:10 PM

Find 22 guys and attempt to play a game of American football inside the store.


RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Missile - 05-01-2015 01:25 PM

Have sex with random objects in the most crowded parts of the store


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - James Comey - 05-01-2015 01:34 PM

Start selling free tacos outside their store.


RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - brainiac3397 - 05-01-2015 02:37 PM

Start selling tacos from inside a box you just emptied out, inside the store


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Dikont5 - 05-01-2015 02:50 PM

Start using pepper spray on everyone you see, saying it's black Friday!


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Dead - 05-01-2015 08:18 PM

Punch a pregnant lady in the stomach.


RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - no - 05-01-2015 08:20 PM

Tell the casheirs that they are evil misogynist cis scum manexisting trash when they greet you to check out.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - brainiac3397 - 05-02-2015 01:17 AM

Go through food section and eat everything you get your hands on.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Ky - 05-02-2015 02:53 AM

Declare that you are the ruler of a sovereign nation and make a show of annexing the store as your territory.


RE: 1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - brainiac3397 - 05-02-2015 04:37 AM

(05-02-2015 02:53 AM)DoA Wrote:  Declare that you are the ruler of a sovereign nation and make a show of annexing the store as your territory.

Better yet, bring a couple of rivals and turn the store into a war zone.

"Hear Ye! Hear Ye! I hath declared the produce section to be my rightful kingdom. Who shall take up arms and join in my conquest of the evil tyrant of the snack aisle?!"


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - James Comey - 05-02-2015 06:56 AM

Dress up in only lingerie and make some half-assed rant about people not being able to wear what they want.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Dead - 05-02-2015 07:10 AM

Dress up in nothing and make some half-assed rant about people being forced to wear clothes.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - James Comey - 05-02-2015 08:49 AM

Bring in a sofa, lean back, and fetch a bag of Doritos, and then claim you're trying to break the world record for being inside a Wal-Mart.


1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart - Dead - 05-02-2015 09:42 AM

Kill yourself. Dying will bring your consciousness to an end, thus kicking "you" out of the store. They'll also drag out your dead body, which could also be considered kicking you out.