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NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Christian Hellhound - 12-04-2013 01:57 PM

Hey, guess what? That guy in my math class is bothering me again. You know, the one I talked about in my thread, "So there's this boy at my school" or whatever a while ago? Always making stereotypical Chinese? Well, I was going to >try< to grow a backbone and tell the teacher or adminstrator like I was advised, but he barely even turned around to bother me the next day...or the day after that.

He barely made those noises in my face for a whole two days! So, being the dumbass I am, I was all "Oh, I guess the effects of attention-starvation are finally taking place. Guess I won't need to tell on him after all" in my mind and since my parents told me to just ignore the classmate anyway, I thought he gave up on trying to get a reaction from me, or, I don't know, MATURED A LITTLE?

HAR
HAR
HAR

HOW WRONG I WAS. I can't believe I thought that simply ignoring him would solve the problem! Things have gotten so much worse. I can't stand this annoying asshole to the point where whenever I look at him I get slightly homicidal urges. What do I do? Should I just grow some female balls and tell the teacher I'm not gonna deal with this fucktard any longer and possibly bring the administration into this like I was told to in the first place, or what?

*deep breath* I hope I made sense... >:L


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - brainiac3397 - 12-04-2013 02:28 PM

Once a kid annoyed me that much, and I wanted to shove my fist in his face.

So during recess, he was about to take a seat and I yanked his chair back. He fell on his ass and I started laughing(and so did everyone who saw it). After that, I threatened him in a similar sounding tone:


Watch on YouTube
(skip to :30 second unless you want to watch the first 30 seconds as well)


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Alistoriv - 12-04-2013 02:41 PM

Ugh I hate people like that. A racist joke in the right situation is occasionally funny but that is just not fucking cool.


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - brainiac3397 - 12-04-2013 03:03 PM

What is cool is a kick to the testicles and a "Ni Hao Ma Ching Chong this bitch" following it. But that's me Smile


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - James Comey - 12-04-2013 03:28 PM

Hmm.... this might be time for an awesome moment.

I'd say you might as well play some mind games with him. Give him an extremely long lecture on Chinese history next time he annoys you. That should leave quite a weird look on his face. He'll at least learn some damn history.

EDIT: Also, where's xcriteria when you need him? I'd love to see what he'd say about this.


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Gwedin - 12-04-2013 04:59 PM

My opinion? Kick his ass.


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - WhatEvenIsThis - 12-05-2013 04:19 AM

Kill him


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - brainiac3397 - 12-05-2013 04:33 AM

(12-05-2013 04:19 AM)Ferigeras Wrote:  Kill him

Bad idea.

The only one's who get to kill are crazy mobsters or people with a license to kill.

Years in jail is not worth it for some fool.


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - WhatEvenIsThis - 12-05-2013 04:46 AM

(12-05-2013 04:33 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  Bad idea.

The only one's who get to kill are crazy mobsters or people with a license to kill.

Years in jail is not worth it for some fool.

True that...

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - brainiac3397 - 12-05-2013 04:49 AM

Stop sucking cocks fool. You'll get all those feathers stuck in your mouth.
[Image: cock.jpg]


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Christian Hellhound - 12-05-2013 07:12 AM

(12-05-2013 04:33 AM)brainiac3397 Wrote:  
(12-05-2013 04:19 AM)Ferigeras Wrote:  Kill him

Bad idea.

The only one's who get to kill are crazy mobsters or people with a license to kill.

Years in jail is not worth it for some fool.

Yeah, I don't think I'll be taking this guy's life, even though my evil side is begging me to. Besides, it's more fun destroying him in my mind in various, brutal ways anyway. >:3


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Ky - 12-05-2013 07:48 AM

You didn't talk to the teacher or an administrator, did you?

You are only the victim if you choose to be. Stop choosing to be. Take action. Demonstrate that you are not afraid.


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Chanku - 12-05-2013 07:50 AM

I'd mess with his mind. Sometimes I like watching people descend into insanity, when I cause it. It's kinda funny in a way....anywho, I'd get the administration involved, and if they don't do anything, mess with his mind.


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - LightAbyssion - 12-06-2013 08:06 AM

As an Asian, I'd take his head off. See, making fun of Asians is funny and cool... until they're choking on their own teeth. Since you're not even Asian, he must be pretty annoying if he pisses you off so he'd deserve it. Set up some prank or trap and take him out from the shadows. That's how us ninjas do it.


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - brainiac3397 - 12-06-2013 09:50 AM

Beat him silly with a rubber chicken. At. Every. Single. Class. And. Break.


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - l1qu1d - 12-06-2013 10:06 AM

I get homicidal urges when I look at everyone in my school XD Just kick his balls and say "sorry, just checking".


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - brainiac3397 - 12-06-2013 11:09 AM

I get homicidal urges when I hear great evil contrary to my personal code of ethics and moral.


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Trar - 12-08-2013 04:14 AM

Holy shit ugh. This guy would piss me off to no end. And not just because I used to be sort of like him a long time ago.

If you must absolutely shut him the fuck up, report him to the administration. If your admins are like the admins I had, they will 'resolve' the issue in a way not dissimilar to how the USSR resolved issues.

I'd probably go with 'lecture him on Chinese history' first if I were you though. Nothing like seeing the look on his face...


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - thewake - 12-09-2013 07:36 AM



Watch on YouTube


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - James Comey - 12-24-2013 04:54 AM

By the way, what was the result? Did you go with the lecture him on Chinese history?


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - brainiac3397 - 12-24-2013 05:36 AM

Did I ever mention that Asian chick in the youtube video was good-looking?


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Trar - 12-25-2013 06:09 AM

(12-24-2013 04:54 AM)Hansgrohe Wrote:  By the way, what was the result? Did you go with the lecture him on Chinese history?



NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Duelix3 - 12-28-2013 04:54 PM

Who gives a shit?


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - James Comey - 12-28-2013 05:07 PM

(12-28-2013 04:54 PM)Duelix3 Wrote:  Who gives a shit?

Read the thread.


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Duelix3 - 12-28-2013 05:08 PM

In a rhetorical sense. The trampling of our liberties is far more important than some faggot white kid trying to get a rise out of you.

The tendency of humans is to overdramatize petty patterns of human interaction.


NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Trar - 12-28-2013 06:55 PM

It's these sorts of little things that can make one's day significantly worse. There's only so much metal control you can try and clamp on yourself in situations like this.


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Gwedin - 12-28-2013 08:30 PM

(12-28-2013 05:08 PM)Duelix3 Wrote:  In a rhetorical sense. The trampling of our liberties is far more important than some faggot white kid trying to get a rise out of you.

OH LOOK WE GOT SOMEONE WHOSE PRIORITIES SHOULD BE EVERYONE'S PRIORITIES.

(12-28-2013 05:08 PM)Duelix3 Wrote:  The tendency of humans is to overdramatize petty patterns of human interaction.

ALSO HE'S A PSYCHOLOGIST APPARENTLY.

Jeez shut up. This forum's name is "School Survival" -- so it's dedicated to surviving school, therefore this bully thread is actually more important than anything to do with our rights being violated. At least he can fucking do something about his bullying problem.


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - brainiac3397 - 12-29-2013 06:17 AM

(12-28-2013 05:08 PM)Duelix3 Wrote:  In a rhetorical sense. The trampling of our liberties is far more important than some faggot white kid trying to get a rise out of you.

The tendency of humans is to overdramatize petty patterns of human interaction.

The tendency of humans to disregard the events of another individuals life as long as they have no interaction with them.

You do realize this tendency exists?
You know the detached "Yeah so" till it becomes something personal?

If you shoot a random person, a witness will not be as affected(the killing and death might affect them)
If you shoot someone witness knew, or had an interaction with(raising the phrase "I know that person"), they will obviously suffer far more from it.

So the petty patterns of human interaction form a massive network, one which you are a part of by making that statement(signalling your lack of care for something you have no interaction with).

Or something. I think the most lucid thing said here would be the first part of my post. After that...Confused


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - Christian Hellhound - 01-07-2014 11:54 AM

I still haven't done anything because I'm a big pussy who's afraid to stand up for herself and take action. I'll just keep ignoring him and get over it. I just let people torment and taunt my worthless ass now. Thanks though.


RE: NI HAO MA CHING CHONG CHING CHONG - James Comey - 01-07-2014 11:57 AM

Worthless? Sounds like someone needs a hug. Hug