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Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-22-2013 01:52 PM

Different names for the same place. Those areas are in fact just various physical manifestations of the realm of Hell. It's so the pure insanity of Hell doesn't leak out into reality and cause the corruption of the known universe. Part of my agreement unfortunately...

RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-22-2013 02:49 PM

YOURE LYING BRAINIAC

I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR COFFEE WILL BE MADE WITH URINE AND MARMITE

AS FOR DEAD

I CAN GIVE YOU TRIPLE COFFEE BREAKS AND REPLACE THE COFFEE WITH YOUR FAVORITE BEVERAGE AND THE MILLION YEAR BAN WILL BE REMOVED FOR YOU

SORRY I TALKED WITH SATAN AND THATS ALL I CAN DO

HOWEVER I CAN GIVE YOU EXTRA BENEFITS IF YOU CHOOSE TO SELL YOUR SOUL FOR SOMETHING

THINK OF IT AS A HELL BONUS PACKAGE OF SORTS IT WILL BE LIKE YOU SOLD TWO SOULS ONE FOR LIFE AND ONE FOR HELL

SO YOU CAN THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A BIT

SATANS IN A GOOD MOOD SO IF ANYONE WANTS ANYTHING I COULD RUN IT BY HIM

Last one to post wins - Gwedin - 10-22-2013 03:10 PM

I want Satan dead. Care to ask him to kill himself?

RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-22-2013 03:23 PM

(10-22-2013 03:10 PM)Nerdy Computer Guy Wrote:  I want Satan dead. Care to ask him to kill himself?

GUESS WHOS ALSO GETTING URINE AND MARMITE IN THEIR COFFEE

YOU

WHICH IS A SHAME HELL ACTUALLY HAS DELICIOUS COFFEE BEST YOULL EVER HAVE

FUN FACT COFFEE ACTUALLY WAS CREATED IN HELL

BUT YOU AND BRAINIAC WILL NEVER GET TO ENJOY IT BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO OPEN YOUR SHITTY LITTLE MOUTHS AND BE SMARTASSES

ONE MORE PEEP AND YOUR SOUL GOES TO DEAD SO HE CAN SEE THOSE STELLAR DEALS I WAS TALKING ABOUT

Last one to post wins - Gwedin - 10-22-2013 06:03 PM

Good thing I don't like coffee. I bet Hell has shitty tea...

RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-23-2013 04:34 AM

HELL HAS NO TEA ONLY COFFEE BLOOD AND DEADS FAVORTITE BEVERAGE

TODAYS THE DEADLINE

TICK TOCK

RE: Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-23-2013 04:45 AM

(10-22-2013 02:49 PM)SubCulture Wrote:  YOURE LYING BRAINIAC

If I was the Devil, would I tell the truth?

And obviously you've spoken with one of my minions who I have "employed" to represent me. Calling me a liar simply proves that I truly am the devil because It's the truth

I am a liar and I swear it to be an honest and truthful statement. Thus, I am the Devil.

As for you, perhaps forcing you to drink boiling petroleum then inserting a flamer through your rear end, causing your insides to torch in flames and make you belch thick black flames from your pores...

Or forever being forced to dance to this tune while fighting a never ending onslaught of faceless zombies. Then when you die, the song picks up from where it left off and you continue fighting the zombies:


Watch on YouTube

You end when the song ends...which is NEVER! Mwahaha

RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-23-2013 04:57 AM

THATS SOME SHITTY LOGIC THE DEVIL WOULD TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT BEING THE FUCKING DEVIL

THATS HOW HE BUYS SOULS

I KNOW YOUR LYING BECAUSE THE DEVIL DOESNT HAVE A SOUL OF HIS OWN

YOU DO

WELL YOU DID ANYWAY

I TOOK IT

THERES YOUR FREE SOUL DEAD

AND THE THING WITH THE OIL IS GOING TO BE YOUR PUNISHMENT WHEN YOU GET HERE YOU DEMENTED COCKAROCH

SATAN HATES IMPERSONATORS

Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-23-2013 05:02 AM

The devil deceives and lies. I'm telling the truth about being the devil for the obvious fact that I'm a liar, like you point out. Otherwise how could I be the devil if I told the truth?

And who said I have a soul, because I never did. In fact I mentioned I liked eating them. And the devil does impersonate others to deceive, SO YOUR WRONG!

NOW DANCE AND DIE FOOL!

Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-23-2013 05:06 AM

By the way, has anyone ever watched/played the Madness Combat series?

The animations are violently and gore-fully awesome, and the games are just as gore-full, with the added benefit of being so highly moddable that you can kill as various characters with various weapons.

RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-23-2013 05:06 AM

WHAT

I JUST TOOK YOUR SOUL

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

THATS STILL SHITTY PARADOX LOGIC

AND I JUST ALERTED JESUS HES COMING TO SEE IF YOURE THE DEVIL

YOU STARTED THE END TIMES YOU FUCKWAD

RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-23-2013 05:08 AM

No I haven't.

EVERYONE IS FUCKING JESUS, YOU SUCCUBUS!!!

Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-23-2013 05:12 AM

You should check it out, it's great. Unless your weak of heart and meaningless psychotic violence and gore bothers you(actually not totally meaningless. But you have to watch to learn what it is).

And Jesus plays a part in it XD

RE: Last one to post wins - Dead - 10-23-2013 05:49 AM

(10-23-2013 04:34 AM)SubCulture Wrote:  HELL HAS NO TEA ONLY COFFEE BLOOD AND DEADS FAVORTITE BEVERAGE

I'll take some bhang then. Hell can't be that bad if I'm high the whole time.

RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-23-2013 05:56 AM

BHANG IT IS THEN

YOU ALSO HAVE BRAINIACS SOUL TO DO AS YOU WISH WELL I GOT THE SOUL FROM BRAINIAC IT MIGHT NOT BE HIS

Last one to post wins - Dead - 10-23-2013 05:58 AM

Cool.

Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-23-2013 06:16 AM

You obviously can't have my soul. I sold it to the devil many millenia ago. It ended up consuming him. So now I am the devil.

RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-23-2013 06:23 AM

OH I GET IT NOW

YOURE THE EIGHTH PERSON TO TRY THAT

YOU CANT POOP WHEN YOU EAT SATAN THATS HOW HE ESCAPES

YOU HAVE SOME DEMON POWERS NOW BECAUSE YOU ABSORBED THEM THROUGH YOUR STOMACH BUT NOT THE DEVIL ITS A COMMON MISTAKE SO DONT FEEL SO BAD

AND HE GAVE YOU BACK YOUR SOUL WHEN YOU ATE HIM BUT SATAN IS STILL HERE

SO HA

Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-23-2013 06:36 AM

No. I flushed him.
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RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-23-2013 06:39 AM

SEWERS ARE A PORTAL TO HELL

THATS WHY THE ONLY PET YOU CAN HAVE IN HELL IS A GOLDFISH

Last one to post wins - Dead - 10-23-2013 06:57 AM

It all makes sense now...

Last one to post wins - Gwedin - 10-23-2013 07:07 AM

Does Hell have Wi-Fi?

Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-23-2013 07:10 AM

Yep. But you'll never be able to guess the password, which is Fiddle.

Oh damn...I gave it away.

Last one to post wins - Dead - 10-23-2013 07:12 AM

How fast is it?

Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-23-2013 07:16 AM

Well, it's provided by a Fiddler from Georgia. And he plays pretty well, so I guess it's fast.

Last one to post wins - Gwedin - 10-23-2013 07:22 AM

Sign me up for an apartment.

Last one to post wins - Dead - 10-23-2013 07:23 AM

The Devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind. He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Devil his due.
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Devil finished, Johnny said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Fire on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the house of the rising sun;
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
'Cause I've told you once--you son of a bitch--I'm the best there's ever been."
And he played:

"Fire on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Devil's in the house of the rising sun;
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

Last one to post wins - brainiac3397 - 10-23-2013 07:24 AM

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RE: Last one to post wins - Subb - 10-23-2013 07:34 AM

ITS FAST BUT ITS WEP BECAUSE HELL

Last one to post wins - Gwedin - 10-23-2013 07:38 AM

Hey demon, guess what?

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