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Sexist jokes! - sneaky - 04-04-2012 11:23 AM

Post your own/favorite sexist jokes here. They can be about females OR men.

RE: Sexist jokes! - fish20 - 04-04-2012 11:27 AM

Women's Rights

RE: Sexist jokes! - sneaky - 04-04-2012 11:35 AM

Me and my girl are in a long distance relationship. Fucking restraining orders.

RE: Sexist jokes! - AWOL - 04-07-2012 11:30 AM

So a woman walks into a bar...

I forget how the rest of the joke goes, but the punchline is she dies.

RE: Sexist jokes! - The - 04-07-2012 11:34 AM

What food destroys 90% of a woman's sexual drive?
Wedding cake.

What's the difference between a living wife and a dead wife?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

RE: Sexist jokes! - sneaky - 04-07-2012 01:19 PM

Guys, sexist jokes are bad and you..........sorry that was my girlfriend I left my laptop in the kitchen again.

RE: Sexist jokes! - Efs - 04-07-2012 04:14 PM

What do you call a girl with a black eye?
Nothing, she's already been told twice.

RE: Sexist jokes! - Alucard483 - 04-08-2012 02:39 AM

Whats the differance between a dog and a woman? The dog can be taught loyalty.

RE: Sexist jokes! - Sapphire Flames - 04-10-2012 01:38 AM

mfw my sister walks in, reads this thread, and cracks up.

Q: What did the Tampon say to the other Tampon? A: Nothing, they were both Stuck Up Bitches....

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

How do you piss off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

RE: Sexist jokes! - sneaky - 04-10-2012 02:28 AM

Why are Hurricanes named after women? Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and your car.